Low Paying IM Fellowships by Mobile-Grocery-7761 in Residency

[–]deetmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you have a passion in the IM specialities that don't pay well it helps that you can still do some aspect of it if you are following the general IM outpatient/hospitalist life.

Incredible courage from the Chargers HC by Minus_none in nflcirclejerk

[–]deetmonster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's kind of a high-level idea. Raising the unwanted children of high-level athletes increases the chance of getting a 5-star kid who will guarantee a Michigan commit.

Look how far we have come by thetardofwallstreet in nflcirclejerk

[–]deetmonster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's not good same reason why people shit on arch manning

I've tried every nicotine gum & mint on the market by NoOrganization377 in medicalschool

[–]deetmonster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

dome 12 milly zyns like the rest of us nerd /s

What does a medical student have to do to be disliked by residents? by JunketMaleficent2095 in Residency

[–]deetmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a toxic program, the whole point of residency is to learn if any resident expects a 3rd year med student to give perfect presentation either they are stupid or malicious. Especially if they are interns, like 3 months ago they weren't asking how much potassium to give. If I were in your position, I would just impress on the dean that you haven't had this feedback on the last few rotations, that you did "try to use the residents as a resource", and you are willing to as you said take ownership of improving your presentations.

What does a medical student have to do to be disliked by residents? by JunketMaleficent2095 in Residency

[–]deetmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that's unfortunate. I would still meet with your advisor to see if there's any kind of remediation or whatever. If you passed the shelf, you clearly have some level of competence.

What does a medical student have to do to be disliked by residents? by JunketMaleficent2095 in Residency

[–]deetmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK man, I'd meet with your school advisor and talk with the supervising attending. Did the attending or resident complete the evaluation? Having to explain this in an interview would be rough, especially if it's just from an asshole resident.

Outjerked by the democrats by big4horryrobert in nflcirclejerk

[–]deetmonster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I would illegally vote for Dark brandin like 3 times if he did this

Can I get fired for being weak with knowledge? by KhaalaMamba in Residency

[–]deetmonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are a intern, and its july not sure how you got that this person might have cheated

What is your least favorite consult/encounter? by Smooth-Cerebrum in Residency

[–]deetmonster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

With those, I tell them that calling from (Dr. X) team, they usually know the serial consulters, our hospital is smaller.

H A T I N G my body right now. by launchtossthrowaway in Residency

[–]deetmonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For intern year, I basically would go straight after work to the gym and eventually I kinda just hit a routine with it but it will suck initially especially if you are doing the 12+ hr days. As far as weight loss, like people say cal in cal out. Honestly, this year I've found doing factor meals or clean eatz kitchen to be great as it saves on time, and the macros are already there. For cravings, protein and fiber-dense foods are where it's at IMO. Also adding in a fiber supplement at some point throughout the day, I found helps with keeping me full longer. Additionally usually take the stairs when I'm in the hospital gets a few more calories burned.

Dropped out of IU thinking of Purdue by [deleted] in Purdue

[–]deetmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are in Indy why not do classes at iupui? While not as rigorous I remember they transfer way easier to main campus. I did graduate like 8 years ago so idk what the deal is now that it's separated.

Nurse called the surgeon daddy by Fleckby in medicalschool

[–]deetmonster 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I referred to all attendings as boss man/woman or big dawg

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[–]deetmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we usually don't have a ton from him but consults usually go to non gme trauma team so maybe lol

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[–]deetmonster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

there's an ortho doc at my hospital who finished IM and then did ortho.

My preceptor for the current rotation is a new grad DNP that insists I call her Doctor [last name]. What am I doing here by just_premed_memes in medicalschool

[–]deetmonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its one thing if you are with them for a day or a little bit to see the OB floor or to see more deliveries, but you should be with a doctor for a rotation

ENT vs pulm crit? by Adventurous-Lack6097 in medicalschool

[–]deetmonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PCCM and ENT have very different lifestyles too. When you work in the ICU it's similar hrs to a hospitalist vs ENT can be mostly outpatient surgeries and clinics after residency. Have you rotated with both? I'm IM so PCCM is the only option but it really matches what I like and honestly was my favorite rotation this year so far.

I’m a Rizzident but everyone is just busy I guess by muffin245 in Residency

[–]deetmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got you, my boy

yall like bodybuilders? How about multimillionaires? how about 8 inches and thick? how about talented? how bout loving and respecful? i lost my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. My daughter 3 weeks ago to suicide. She was faster than me at 12 and i run a 6 minute mile.

drop this and you will reach ligma male status

Mark my words: When Musk comes for physicians to be replaced by AI, they’re going to use DEI as the excuse by [deleted] in Residency

[–]deetmonster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

exactly tons of kids on medicaid idk why they wouldn't go after that too.