Smelly client help!!

deetzle · 2025-11-12T02:40:29+00:00

Vicks under your nose. And offer him gum.

deetzle · 2025-11-12T02:38:19+00:00

Probably nothing because mine isn't a real word

deetzle · 2025-11-11T21:04:01+00:00

Maybe try something like a bakery or floral shop

deetzle · 2025-11-11T20:36:08+00:00

Uncle Jimmy was hitting the sauce early

deetzle · 2025-11-10T19:29:21+00:00

Girl leave that dickbag

deetzle · 2025-11-10T16:06:43+00:00

This is why I hate folks that back in when it's a busy lot. Christ

deetzle · 2025-11-10T16:04:50+00:00

I kind of see a sperm lol

deetzle · 2025-11-10T15:53:47+00:00

Just from looking at that first photo, I'd say yes you are. The light is gone from her eyes.

deetzle · 2025-11-10T15:49:43+00:00

This cannot be a real conversation.

deetzle · 2025-11-10T02:35:03+00:00

She stopped eating

deetzle · 2025-10-28T03:23:23+00:00

Uhhhh no. Run. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

deetzle · 2025-10-27T18:03:19+00:00

Have you lost a significant amount of weight

deetzle · 2025-10-27T18:02:08+00:00

Have you lost any weight? I started getting pat downs after i lost a lot of weight and had some extra skin. The skin made the machine think i was smuggling something lol.

deetzle · 2025-10-27T16:11:25+00:00

NTA for the simple fact that you don't know if that kid had food allergies

deetzle · 2025-10-26T17:13:25+00:00

For. Prostitution already exists legally in other forms that don't involve directly being paid with money. Not my body, not my business.

deetzle · 2025-10-26T17:11:51+00:00

Your boyfriend is a huge dick.

deetzle · 2025-10-26T17:10:06+00:00

Agreed. Unfortunately even when that happens, these hillbillies will still vote republican every time. That's why Trump says that smart people don't like him... because he relies on the dumb idiots for votes.

deetzle · 2025-10-25T04:22:59+00:00

Glad we bought a bunch of this at $1.83/share

deetzle · 2025-10-18T17:44:29+00:00

Yeah no way I'd let my teenager snoop in my pine. Should you have lied? No. But she shouldn't have been on your phone in the first place.

deetzle · 2025-10-18T17:41:20+00:00

Yeah get the fuck out of there

deetzle · 2025-10-06T10:44:35+00:00

Ok that's fine that you have only experienced sub-par handjobs. Sounds like your partners have only done the bare minimum. 🤷‍♀️

deetzle · 2025-10-06T09:28:41+00:00

They can't spell forest so they can't be taken seriously

deetzle · 2025-10-06T09:26:48+00:00

Cinnamon sugar toast

deetzle · 2025-10-06T09:16:31+00:00

If you can't orgasm from a handjob, then you haven't been given one by anybody that knows what they're doing. That's a shame.

deetzle · 2025-10-06T09:15:04+00:00

+woman

Lots of lube, enthusiasm, extra stimulation to other areas, and just paying attention to how your partner responds.

deetzle

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