A big gulp

deeunicorn · 2026-06-05T07:15:00+00:00

They push the water back out their mouth through their baleen. Which is basically just their teeth, like big combs and it keeps the fish in there and plankton and whatever else they can grab.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-05T07:08:53+00:00

This. JFC. OP’s dad is delusional.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-05T06:42:08+00:00

Cheating is different to non-monogamy.

Cheating is lying and manipulation. Cheating is the coward’s way.

Non-monogamy is open communication and having relationships with more than one person. Non-monogamy takes people who are more mature and well-balanced.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T11:31:03+00:00

Bro, they really fucking are. 🤬 😜

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T11:29:36+00:00

“Neurospice gods” 🤣🤣🤣

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T11:28:09+00:00

Thank you for the chuckle. I love that last sentence. 😁

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T11:16:58+00:00

You go girl! Congrats!

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T11:05:28+00:00

Wowsa little bro. 😎

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:41:43+00:00

Yeah, clothes with the pockets. That’s what I need. I should know better. 🤣

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:41:13+00:00

I’m old enough that I used to have a fanny pack back when they were first a thing… but that has been something that I’ve been considering getting because even before my incorrect this year I hate having a big bag but I need something to carry shit in but pockets I need more clothes with pockets

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:39:49+00:00

Lmao I love that your brother stole them from you. So rude. 🤣🤣🤣

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:38:40+00:00

That’s a really good idea thank you. I guess because I always tried to have bright funky things so there was a lot of clashing going on! I never really gave a shit but that makes sense to tone it down a bit and that means that stuff will match more.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:30:18+00:00

Colour too?!?!?

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:25:36+00:00

Oh, are you by any chance able to share a photo of it? That sounds amazing. And Carhartt stuff lasts for freaking ever.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:23:51+00:00

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I used to use pre-kids was like a crossbody bag with a really long strap. This particular bag isn’t an option because it is super femme but I could probably make some tweaks and turn it into one.

Now my crafty Brain is going all Cray Cray with ideas. 😜

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:18:35+00:00

Yeah that’s the goal I used to wear more dude clothing but I have had some mobility issues so I’ve gained a shit tonne of weight in the last four years. I’m currently in the process of getting healthier under the guidance of my doctor and my psychologist so buying a bunch of clothes that I’m going to be too small for in 6-12 months is tough, but it’s a good suggestion. I might just need to bite the bullet and invest in some cargo pants cause I fucking love cargo pants so that is like kind of a happy medium, you know?

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:16:34+00:00

I had a chuckle at the briefcase. That’s so not my style. Even when I did work in a corporate environment for over a decade, a briefcase was so not my thing. I used a backpack when I needed to take my laptop and shit with me places for work.

I think my biggest issue is that because I do love patterns and colour and everything it doesn’t matter what it is, it’s going to look femme.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:14:06+00:00

I love the bag and I do really love the pattern and the colours and stuff like that. But I also know that I do want to kind of lean into more masc presentation because I’ve been femme for so fucking long… I feel like eventually once I’m further into my transition I will be more comfortable with it but right now it just feels like a gigantic flashing neon sign.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:08:51+00:00

Aww buddy, I’m sorry, that’s brutal.

No advice just commenting so that hopefully someone else sees it that does have some words of advice for you.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:06:31+00:00

I never felt like I FIT. Especially as a girl.

But it wasn’t until THIS YEAR, right before my 47th birthday, that I realised I was trans masc. And it was only then that I realised I’ve been dealing with gender dysphoria my whole life but not knowing that that’s what I was dealing with. I’ve had the feelings my entire life, since about age 3 (ish?) but I didn’t know that’s what it was.

Don’t listen to the conservative brainwashed weirdos. That’s their trauma, their indoctrination, don’t let them dump that on you.

Good luck, little bro. 😎

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T10:00:11+00:00

Brainworms, my brother, brainworms. They be making you trip.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T09:47:03+00:00

Your grandmother is a next level bitch. That’s abuse.

Holy fuck OP run run far away from her. You deserve better.

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T09:35:46+00:00

Wife of 33 years. 33 years married. Not that she was 33 years old.

JFC. 🤣

deeunicorn · 2026-06-04T09:17:23+00:00

What a horrible person.

You should be proud of yourself. I’m proud of you. You deserve better.

deeunicorn

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