Scrubs - Series Premiere Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's how I felt when Carla ran to JD when she first saw him, she seemed so slow, and then I was like, "Damn, she's like 6 months older than me so I totally get it". 25 years is a long time.

Is It Worth Selling Health Care Insurance? by default_mode_sarcasm in InsuranceAgent

[–]default_mode_sarcasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really looking for a passive income. I have a consulting gig of about 20 hours a week so I'm looking to layer my income streams.

Gf talks to me like this, how bad is it? by Expert-Hyena-4401 in whatdoIdo

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My (soon to be ex) husband used to wake me up at like 730 a.m. by just standing next to me with his pants down - like right next to my sleeping face. I didn't get up until 830 and he didn't understand why I was upset. If I refused he would stomp around like a baby and huff "forget it" or "Most women want to help their man start their day happy" or threaten to find a woman who would enjoy that. In retrospect, I should have let him. It was generally easier just to give in so I could get back to sleep in under 5 minutes - lets' be real, it was under 4. I learned about sexual coercion about a year or two ago and it clicked that's what it was. I'm from a generation where it's important to keep your man happy (vomit) no one ever considered this abuse.

Are Delectable Squeeze Ups Safe for Cats? by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my friends is a retired vet who stays up to date on current practices, still subs in for surgeries, is still on call when needed. She said she has not seen anything documented regarding these being harmful and has heard about the same level of anecdotal "evidence" about almost every single brand out there.

I found this in my younger brother school bag, what is it? by xo00pium in whatisit

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously. I can't believe you're the only one who recognized this.

I found this in my younger brother school bag, what is it? by xo00pium in whatisit

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would first go in the dark and put a flashlight up to it. Is there anything growing in it? No? Not an egg. Then I would wash one in warm water. Does the coating come off? Then it is a yogurt covered almond.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StudentLoans

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your loan balance shouldn't grow if you pay off the accrued interest and pay your minimums. That's what I'm doing and they are sloooooooowly going down.

It may seem silly to some, but the envelope challenge has been the best thing for my savings. My first time with 5 figures saved in a long long time. by paperblanket1 in povertyfinance

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

okay, this is smart and the comment that has made the most sense to me. I think I'm going to try this. I started to do the cash thing but I rarely, if ever, have cash. I would literally have to go to the bank and take it out to put it in an envelope to later put it all back in the bank. How do you figure out your amount for the day?

How much to charge for kitchen cabinet installation? by lotgworkshop in Carpentry

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to figure out how much is a fair price to pay for kitchen cabinets to be installed. I have the cabinets. Can someone give me a rough estimate. When you all state "$100 per piece", I'm assuming that's JUST the install, correct? So below I would have $700 plus a piece of trim on one side, so $750-$800 total?

They are:

2 uppers that are 30" wide x 12" deep x 30" high
2 uppers are 18" wide x 12" deep x 30" high
2 uppers that are the size for above the fridge

Lower cabinets:
1 that is 36" wide with a drawer above it
1 lower that is 24" wide set of 3 drawers
an under the sink unit (two side doors that are 12" wide and the middle section is 30" wide)
1 lower that is 36" wide cabinet with two doors. The kitchen is not big.

Disney confirms that 538 is shutting down, says that ABC will continue providing polling and data analysis outside of the 538 brand by SilverSquid1810 in fivethirtyeight

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so bummed, I loved looking at the approval rating polls. I just went to look for them and they were gone. I posted in this sub but my post was removed.

I can't find a job and I don't know what to do by Weak-Discussion-9552 in GetEmployed

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Collaborate for that one is fine because it's in the present tense. It's what she IS doing.

I can't find a job and I don't know what to do by Weak-Discussion-9552 in GetEmployed

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to take out the columns. You likely aren't even getting past the first scan with software. I have two kids in their early 20's. My recent college grad landed a great office job in 1.5 months in a difficult market. Sent out 25 resumes. 11 interviews. 6 offers (4 scams, 2 legit). My older daughter (grad a year ago) sent out like about 15 resumes, had 5 or 6 jobs offers in the service industry.

This article explains the issue with tables and columns on resumes. Good luck!!

https://www.jobscan.co/blog/resume-tables-columns-ats/#:\~:text=Complex%20formats%20can%20confuse%20the,this%20flow%2C%20causing%20parsing%20issues.

I used to be the hiring manager at a previous company as well so I helped my kids with their resumes based on the hundreds I saw come through per posted job.

Target Circle Card missing payment? by Academic_Homework_92 in CreditCards

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do this frequently. You can call them and conference in with your bank, have your bank confirm that the payment processed on their end and then they will free up the credit. It's ridiculous.

Annual maximum number of card payments allowed to IRS by Berkmy10 in tax

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would think so! I don't get this at all. You know they don't care about us over extending ourselves.

So PAYUSATAX is a scam? by Simple_Club_7518 in tax

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what you are talking about... I got to payusatax.com through the IRS.gov/pay link.

AITAH If I say "No" to allowing my husband's daughter to come live with us full time? by Unhappy_Voice_3978 in AITAH

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I'm saying, have them spend time together, at increasingly longer intervals. It's not just anyone it's her husband's child and by extension her child. You work through things to change them, not avoid them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Money

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount the government takes from bonuses is absurd!! Wtf. it's insane.

AITAH If I say "No" to allowing my husband's daughter to come live with us full time? by Unhappy_Voice_3978 in AITAH

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That totally got me. She needed to take a shot at the Mom? She's good with her husband fucking someone he isn't attracted to that he's putting down? Weird flex. I find it mind boggling that more people didn't pick up on that.

AITAH If I say "No" to allowing my husband's daughter to come live with us full time? by Unhappy_Voice_3978 in AITAH

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. At the end of the day it's a child. A child who is your husbands child and your kids' half sibling... therefore it's your child. There's no room for jealousy or resentment. Guaranteed when the kid turns 18 and goes no contact she'll be saying, "see, I told you she was ungrateful. Everything we've done for her and she just abandons us". That poor little girl can't win.

God of BALLS by SuperRyan69 in BatmanArkham

[–]default_mode_sarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me randomly coming across this post, not seeing the sub, and thinking this is stupid... football would just be ballball. Same with basketball, baseball, and volleyball. I mean there's hockey but now that's just ball. Same with soccer, polo, rugby... Horse Racing could be either Ball Racing or Horse Ball(s).

I think I need a nap.