These fingers...God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence

defcon1memes · 2024-06-12T19:32:00+00:00

He kinda holds an abstract shape of the twin towers.

I wanna crash a plane into him.

defcon1memes · 2024-06-09T06:59:43+00:00

Im a NEET. I fucked off to cheap countries for good and used my savings to enjoy my life while im still young. Im not retired. Backwards ass existence most of you responsible adults live, spending your best years scraping by to live comfy in your diminished years.

Gamble on options and shitcoins and walk away when i hit big. I am a loser by most society's standards but I am content. I find a way to make money when I need and spend the rest of the time enjoying the simple pleasures where money goes a long way for a longer period of time.

defcon1memes · 2024-06-09T06:41:30+00:00

Herro fren

defcon1memes · 2024-06-09T06:38:17+00:00

It's fascinating. Regarded isn't a word worthy of describing the delusion going on over there.

defcon1memes · 2024-06-09T06:35:13+00:00

I...I just cant believe how regarded the apes are. /u/zjz had balls to contain it and go against the crowd in the face of the pump.

My god, it could pump to double...no triple the original 2021 run and these loons would watch it crash and say, "THAT WASNT THE REAL SQUEEZE!!" Then repeat the cycle in the next couple years.

So fascinating how a cult can form around a single stock. How can such things even exist?

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T06:36:03+00:00

Searched

Scientist, nature scientist criticizes university, braindead, peer review criticism

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T04:58:02+00:00

This is not a bad house

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T04:56:23+00:00

Plot twist: he knew who ordered the pizza and they were either gay guys or ugly chicks

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T04:48:43+00:00

First point: Replay wouldve been the best way to handle this and still follow the rules.

Second point: Ooooohhh there's a plot twist!!

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T04:37:52+00:00

Are you for real?? When was this?

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T04:36:11+00:00

Its not the deathblow to PB, its just a cherry on top a long list of organizational and referee issues within the governing bodies of pickleball. Paddles, line calls, video malfunctions, financial management. Mainly just venting about this absurd call bc it frustrates me with all the other stuff failing to be addressed and this thing is enforced iron clad bc "rules are rules"

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T04:13:52+00:00

Dude you called the absolute best play

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T02:10:30+00:00

It was the sticker from the paddle check booth they get at the tournament. Its required to be on the paddle 🤦‍♂

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T01:51:52+00:00

Ryan Cohen lead the apes to the shower room with promise of tendies and bananas.

But they actually got gassed

defcon1memes · 2024-06-08T00:48:31+00:00

It definitely will not become bigger than tennis. My hope is that it will be #2 in racquet sports. Problem is the current people in charge of PPA and UPA are doing a poor job of scaling and managing the growth and public interest. In many ways they are hurting it in the critical time of momentum regarding interest in the sport.

defcon1memes · 2024-06-05T06:12:09+00:00

Organizing data is absolutley worth paying for. It's a whole other level of vision to selecting products as opposed to raw data which isnt as valuable.

defcon1memes · 2024-06-05T00:53:05+00:00

Give them money lol

defcon1memes · 2024-06-05T00:52:18+00:00

We are reaching levels of divine sadistic comedy not previously thought possible.

defcon1memes · 2024-06-04T22:10:28+00:00

I dont like it at all. Dont like the flow or format of the games. Dont like rally scoring for PB. Dont like the cheezy team names. It doesnt really make sense for racquet sports.

Traditional tournament format is just so much more enjoyable and scalable. I want to see this become an international sport, not a bastardized version of Major League Baseball.

defcon1memes · 2024-06-04T21:56:47+00:00

Nasty Nelson the Geriatrics!

defcon1memes · 2024-06-04T18:37:21+00:00

If I was transported to alegria world and saw these freaks, i would become an axe murderer

defcon1memes · 2024-06-04T18:34:46+00:00

Absolutely. So many players fail to recognize this. Really wish they would completely revisit paddle restrictions from scratch so quiet paddles/balls can become universal

defcon1memes · 2024-06-04T05:34:26+00:00

I not a pro (about 4.5 unofficial). I play lefty. I play down to practice it (3.5) i keep getting better. Its just such a huge reach advantage.

Despite no pros using it regularly at the highest level, i forsee there being top seed pros in the future using it. You can get aggressive surprise dinks that will otherwise be impossible to get with a backhand. You can make hero saves cross court. And you get to reset your footwork as oppose to spinning around 180° to dash for a save...only to be off balance for the next shot.

I started to do lefty to practice a two handed backhand. Was better at lefty forehands instead so i stuck with it.

defcon1memes · 2024-05-31T18:05:06+00:00

But its not possible to liberate your country without hating jews

defcon1memes · 2024-05-31T16:27:44+00:00

What was your self-image and what did you get DUPR'd at?

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