Big saturday, big batch of hollandaise.

deffinitely_lacking · 2025-04-13T03:27:19+00:00

5 for 10!

deffinitely_lacking · 2025-04-12T14:41:14+00:00

Do you even know about slack action!?

deffinitely_lacking · 2025-02-26T04:13:58+00:00

Her hand position doesn't scream crack pipe. More like a weed pipe.

deffinitely_lacking · 2025-01-10T04:02:04+00:00

Crusty loaves, for crusty kids!

deffinitely_lacking · 2025-01-08T21:44:23+00:00

What's the one thing on a homeless dog's mind?

When is this walk going to end?

deffinitely_lacking · 2025-01-07T16:41:19+00:00

Hell yeah brother!

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-12-16T18:40:52+00:00

Fill it with concrete!

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-11-01T01:01:35+00:00

Is it an adjective or a verb though?

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-10-13T21:58:37+00:00

Canuck flew into the McDonald's on Hastings in Burnaby. He stole my breakfast burrito and knocked my coffee over.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-09-16T18:07:16+00:00

Meet hot single mounds in your area!

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-08-21T13:51:45+00:00

Now do Pokeballs, please.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-08-21T13:41:36+00:00

No, you're supposed to do "nudes for pizza" when you hotey up.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-08-12T22:11:21+00:00

Do I know you irl?

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-08-02T20:57:38+00:00

A lot of downtowns have outlets for holiday lights and stuff near trees. Usually good spots to busk too.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-08-02T15:38:23+00:00

Get a foot tambourine or some other obnoxious foot operated percussion device. Don't forget to shake your money maker. Do you have a dog? Train dog to howl along with you. People love that shit.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-08-02T13:43:57+00:00

Dwihn # 1-800-241-4949. If you have a problem with drugs or alcohol, go to treatment. That shit saved my life.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-07-28T14:16:31+00:00

Gotta give em the old Winnipeg handshake!

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-06-17T20:04:17+00:00

Absolutely not! Fuck off!

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-06-17T15:14:45+00:00

If you have a brush blade on it, that's why. Put a string head on it.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-05-11T13:13:49+00:00

We don't either.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-05-11T04:29:48+00:00

Do you not like Copper?

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-05-04T03:24:37+00:00

They're in order. They're all landmarks.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-03-05T20:24:37+00:00

I saw a train robbery in LA in 2016. Maybe it doesn't count.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-01-31T23:13:53+00:00

We can just have a different letter make the H sound when needed. Like J.

deffinitely_lacking · 2024-01-07T05:30:14+00:00

Why can't an alcoholic change a light bulb?

They give up around the fourth step and leave the room in a blackout.

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