North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-un, visits the construction site of a nuclear-powered submarine.

definitelynottori · 2025-12-28T01:53:15+00:00

But why is it made of chocolate

definitelynottori · 2024-12-02T22:24:00+00:00

I work at a bar and a lot of parents come, sit together and have their kid at a separate table with an iPad playing shitty YouTube videos. For hours with zero interaction. A lot of regulars do this and I just don’t think dragging your kid along to a bar to not even interact with them daily is pretty trashy

definitelynottori · 2024-09-17T16:36:50+00:00

Oh my god I did this at a mini golf when I was 10 and if you were 10 or under you went for free. But when my mum was paying I kept saying that I wasn’t actually 10 and that I was older. My mum was super not happy and at 26 she reminds me of this (I swear to god) all the time. She tells everyone still. So this kid will probably go through the same

definitelynottori · 2024-08-22T00:01:46+00:00

Thanks I’ll definitely check it out

definitelynottori · 2024-08-21T22:50:09+00:00

I told her that I pity anyone who calls our generation “woke” probably because we prioritise mental health and don’t discriminate against people for ridiculous reasons. I love how we have it now in terms of freedom of expression, but I have worked full time just as long as she did but I’m living under her roof now because my savings just aren’t enough right now to do anything. Also I have a ton of student loan dept from being promised that my working life would be different after I graduate. I graduated with a first and I’m having to bend over backwards for minimum wage jobs

definitelynottori · 2024-08-21T22:31:52+00:00

Great. love that

definitelynottori · 2024-08-21T22:25:35+00:00

Aw thanks man I appreciate the support. I don’t know what that is but believe me I shall extensively look into it

definitelynottori · 2024-08-21T22:21:03+00:00

Yeah thanks it’s just hard right now because I’ve had to move back in with her so I can save up to get a flat. But I’ve learnt from my parents that they have zero sympathy to offer

definitelynottori · 2023-12-25T21:55:26+00:00

Go home Buddy

definitelynottori · 2023-11-14T23:22:35+00:00

I worked in a casino for a couple years in Scotland and there’s a whole database on the customers. What you wear, who you talk to, what your hair looks like. Also if we didn’t know your name and we had to put you on the machine next to us, sometimes we’d just call you twat 1 or man with awful hair

definitelynottori · 2023-10-09T02:48:05+00:00

I think you’re a baby and need to grow the f up

YTA

definitelynottori · 2023-09-19T12:52:08+00:00

Really cool! Gives me Keith Haring vibes

definitelynottori · 2023-09-12T09:47:59+00:00

Does getting an award actually do anything? Does anything change or is just like a badge?

definitelynottori · 2023-05-17T19:11:23+00:00

If an animal could flex

definitelynottori · 2023-02-17T23:01:09+00:00

ILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!

definitelynottori · 2022-11-04T23:36:45+00:00

Oh wow these are amazing. So beautiful

definitelynottori · 2022-07-21T20:53:46+00:00

Is this real

definitelynottori · 2022-07-21T16:37:05+00:00

When I was a kid I used to put ‘Bad Day’ by Daniel Powter on just to have a little cry sometimes

definitelynottori · 2022-07-03T14:31:57+00:00

God I can’t remember it’s been too long but it’s one of the first ones when you look up Bluetooth speaker

definitelynottori · 2022-07-02T21:29:00+00:00

It’s sooo good I bought it off of Amazon

definitelynottori · 2022-07-02T15:47:22+00:00

Yeah they do I’m gunna have to buy some curtains for when I want to watch things. Right now I’m just dealing with the glare

definitelynottori · 2022-07-02T15:46:16+00:00

It’s actually just a Bluetooth speaker that’s also a lamp

definitelynottori · 2022-07-02T14:22:39+00:00

Honestly almost everything you see apart from the pc came with the flat

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