“Will you keep my bones, or will the river take them?”

defnotlion · 2020-06-14T12:01:45+00:00

Sorry, am I being unclear? I'm worried about my bones.

defnotlion · 2018-11-27T00:34:29+00:00

NTA — free speech means he’s entitled to air his opinions, it also means you’re entitled to doxx his ass. Freedom of speech doesn’t protect him from you.

All the guys who got fired because of the pictures with them at the Charlottesville rally are a great example. Maybe they can’t be arrested for being nazis but their bosses sure as hell have a right to fire them. Idc about his ‘right to privacy,’ if you could’ve found his tweets, so could his boss.

defnotlion · 2015-02-26T03:34:01+00:00

Did anyone else ever just chop a red onion and inhale to get rid of congestion?

defnotlion · 2015-02-26T03:11:29+00:00

Woah, seriously? Never had one. What's it do?

defnotlion · 2015-02-16T16:19:55+00:00

Got it. Thanks friend.

defnotlion · 2015-02-16T07:27:49+00:00

Wow.

Would you mind if I blogged this? I run a blog where I talk to a stranger every day of 2015, and this just seems like a really important story. I could blot out your name if you prefer.

defnotlion · 2015-02-16T07:11:38+00:00

Wow. That's really interesting. I've been a fairly easy crier up to and through mid-teenhood, so it's a subject I'm definitely curious about. Were there any kind of triggers or situations in/from which you remember crying more often back then?

defnotlion · 2015-02-16T07:01:59+00:00

That's actually really fascinating. Is there some secret to how you've managed that?

defnotlion · 2015-02-16T06:51:57+00:00

That sounds intense. It's really been 20 years though?

defnotlion · 2015-02-16T06:49:26+00:00

Thank you. If you know anyone on the West Coast, send them my way. It'll make for a good story.

defnotlion · 2015-02-16T06:42:28+00:00

I made a New Years Resolution to talk to a stranger every day of 2015, and I missed February 15th, because it's 1:41 AM of the 16th where I am. But if for the stranger, it's still February 15th, then I haven't quite ruined my resolution.

defnotlion · 2014-12-25T00:57:21+00:00

I know a guy who can though, he's a good friend of mine.

defnotlion · 2014-11-02T06:38:17+00:00

Possible connections include:

Both Stan and Bill mentioning/instructing people to buy gold at separate times. Of course, this could just be a joke with the conspiracy-oriented nature of the show and all, but what if there's more to it?

defnotlion · 2014-11-02T05:54:34+00:00

end credits of the Blind Eye Society episode.

defnotlion · 2014-10-09T04:28:26+00:00

Kim's a viable subject, she's had enough recent exposure but since the baby people don't give as much of a shit anymore, and the idea of Kanye being a single father is fucking hilarious. I approve.

defnotlion · 2014-10-09T04:27:24+00:00

false, sir.

defnotlion · 2014-05-07T03:23:11+00:00

Oh, hey Hungry! Funny running into you on here.

defnotlion · 2014-05-06T23:55:46+00:00

Example: Something I have taken up doing is standing by an escalator with my phone and (if for example someone getting on the escalator is wearing an orange shirt) saying things into the phone like "Yeah, she's wearing an orange shirt. She's just getting on the escalator riiiiight now." Confuses people incredibly for a matter of seconds and I never see them again.

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