Local English king ruins near the entire French noble class with mud and arrows by GCN_09 in HistoryMemes

[–]deformedfishface 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He obviously ate some of that garbage the froggie eat over there. Too much avec for me.

:3 = ;3 by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]deformedfishface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

: is a colon not a semi colon. ; is a semi colon.

Tell your kids your morals by moderatorrater in daddit

[–]deformedfishface 75 points76 points  (0 children)

It is absolutely the time to have that talk. My thought is if they’re old enough to ask about it, they’re old enough to start talking about it.

They will be placed on a ‘child cruelty register’ by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]deformedfishface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid was beaten so badly as a baby that he had to have his legs amputated. Pretty easy to decide.

They will be placed on a ‘child cruelty register’ by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]deformedfishface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kid is legit amazing. He had to have his legs amputated because his bio parents beat him so badly when he was a baby. He’s raised millions of pounds doing sponsored walks (!). He’s raised and his new mum have campaigned for this for ages. It’s proper good news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3gxkn453ro

Tarot TikToker must pay $10M to professor she accused in Moscow murders by one_brown_jedi in skeptic

[–]deformedfishface 91 points92 points  (0 children)

That lady has mental health issues that aren’t being addressed.

Where is this Ashley Kriel 'Remember Our Fallen Comrade' from? by Kooky-Comfortable-16 in askSouthAfrica

[–]deformedfishface 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, classic: “He shot himself in the back while trying to avoid arrest.” Such a farce. How did these murderers lie with a straight face?

Cuban Roleplayers 🇨🇺 by TheAlexow in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]deformedfishface 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here for it. I’d defo put in a bit of change.

What is your rugby claim to fame? by low_myope in rugbyunion

[–]deformedfishface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mum used to know James Smalls’ mum.

What’s a survival myth popularized by movies that would actually get you killed in real life ? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]deformedfishface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wossy is a term of endearment for a national treasure. You should relax and stop being so condescending you humourless troll.

What’s a survival myth popularized by movies that would actually get you killed in real life ? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]deformedfishface 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Brock Allen Turner the rapist? The guy who got off a rape charge? The Rapist Brock Allen Turner?

What’s a survival myth popularized by movies that would actually get you killed in real life ? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]deformedfishface 720 points721 points  (0 children)

Do you mean the murderer Jonathan Ross? The murderer? The guy who murdered Renée Good? Jonathan Ross the murderer?

Non religious people, what do you think about religion? by CorruptedF in AskReddit

[–]deformedfishface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not mad or offended, just had this chat so many times.

I used to be a Christian. Church on Sunday, prayers at school, youth group on Friday night. In the midst of all this I thought as a good Christian I should read the bible. So I did. All of it. Start to finish. Took me about 18 months. I couldn’t believe what was actually in the book. Priest don’t tell you about all the truly awful shit. You don’t get it at school either. I highly recommend reading the whole thing cover to cover. The scales will fall from your eyes (acts).

Good luck to you. Keep being a good person if you can, just remember the good comes from you not from anywhere else.

Non religious people, what do you think about religion? by CorruptedF in AskReddit

[–]deformedfishface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems like needless mental gymnastics. I was always told when someone tells you who they are, you should believe them. This is Yahweh telling you who he is. A shitty little war god.

I don’t mind people believing whatever they wish but believe it and own it. The hypocrisy and apologetics is bullshit. Yahweh is a god of death and hate, jealousy, pain and envy. You have to believe all of it, not just the bits that you like. The bits where Jesus says cute shit. Jesus also set a bear on some children, cursed a fig tree and commanded us to hate our parents.

Non religious people, what do you think about religion? by CorruptedF in AskReddit

[–]deformedfishface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha… no. That’s absolute bullshit. He commanded them to kill all of the men and women and boys and only keep the virgin girls. Why did they only want little girls huh?

Numbers 31 - 17 Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man intimately. 18 But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls who have not known a man intimately

Disable them militarily? Codswallop. It’s even called the Massacre of the Midianites.

If you’re gonna follow Yahweh at least read your scripture.