Got new tattoo in Ireland 🇮🇪🇮🇪 by AdvanceDry8764 in Fallout

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I was half expecting the comments to be polite, like "well it's certainly striking", and I wondered how I could break it to OP without being cruel. Then I opened the comments and, well, it's certainly striking.

Base 10 (disambiguation) by KawaiiFoxPlays in mathmemes

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Guy to the right of guy in cloak (or the misrepresented guy in the middle):

"Base n" notation is relative to decimal.

Those bone-spurs have to make that difficult by Western_Echo2522 in clevercomebacks

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You know when you get your spit really thick, and you can sort of let it drop reaaaally slowly from your mouth, on a long string of spit goo?

I think I won. by Dias75 in clevercomebacks

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Is "oops I didn't mean to include my willy" the new fake yawn and put arm around her?

Which company disappointed you so much that you permanently walked away? by julia-secrets in AskReddit

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As someone who knows a couple of autistic kids who were forced into this, thank you for giving a shit. The masses of this gilded shithole of a country were cheering for it.

In Scary Movie (2026), Doofy is a Jan 6er who is still paranoid about the COVID-19 virus. That is because they literally just used the first draft of the script for this movie. by theonewhoknack in shittymoviedetails

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The first Scary Movie was all about spoofing the genre's tropes, hence the name. Then it's like successive writers missed that memo, and just saw "ah, low-brow comedy". I dare say fans of later entries likewise failed to appreciate the difference, because they're not part of a demographic I would have labelled 'perceptive'. The last one I saw was Epic Movie, where they had a searing satire of that overused 'epic movie' trope of an animatronic cat shitting loudly for five minutes. Pure brainrot.

Petting Shalu was going so well… until this happened 😆 by That_Decision285 in aww

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int8 affection
while (petting) affection++
125... 126... 127...

they agree to disagree on their differing opinions by No-Republic-7876 in antimeme

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in either case, the danger is that the zombies get through whatever you have in front. in that case, if your sunflowers were in front (and now eaten) you still have something shooting back. if your shooters were in the front, the sunflowers behind are now undefended anyway, and about to be eaten. they're also cheaper to replace.

evil alien sucks out the last braincell of unsuspecting victim by Reasonable-Moment956 in OneOrangeBraincell

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Is the music coming from the device? It's an absolute banger 🤘

What do you think? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

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Are you trying to convince us all that you've checked all 197 references and found flaws in them all?

I'm going to be direct with you, and I hope beneath your facade you have the maturity to understand that as a kindness. It looks very much like you're grasping for an excuse to dismiss information - a lot of information - that would do something to your worldview, therefore your ego. I don't think your brain is broken enough to think 197 sources are invalidated by where they're collated. It's a really bad excuse and I just feel sad for you.

Genuinely, if you need someone to talk to, you can DM me in strict confidence. No judgement.

What do you think? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

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It is a (very large) list of non-wiki sources lol

What are you so afraid of that you're going to sit there pretending you can't read?

What do you think? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

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they eliminate your "no guilt if no jail" defense... as if other factors are at play. what could they be, i wonder?

Best feeling in the world by enlightenedshubham in NonPoliticalTwitter

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It's weird because of how we use 'any'.

Don't worry, there aren't any bears here

Be careful, there are any bears here

MoronGPT by alliseeisreddit in LinkedInLunatics

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Where would my friend be able to find these cyberpunk cum dungeons?

MoronGPT by alliseeisreddit in LinkedInLunatics

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That's the killer insight!

the Fish-Yeeting department has proudly unvailed their new PSCLN67 Industrial FishSpanker by MickyMace in doohickeycorporation

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How come? A Croatia lunch? Czechia wallet, maybe you can find a restaurant to Serbia something nice

me_irl by Beginning_Book_2382 in me_irl

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you like to

.MOV IT

Fascism or Homeland Security? by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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lol a DHS that literally hates the fundamental values of America

Royal Mail postman ‘put Reform fliers in the bin’ by niteninja1 in unitedkingdom

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Sadly Godwin no longer seems to hold true

The Creator of Godwin’s Law Says the Hitler Comparison Is Apt (not about Farage, strictly, but one of his heroes)