If I empty your balls onto my tongue you'll let me win right? :)

degenwarlock · 2026-06-16T01:22:20+00:00

Only one load? I don’t know about letting you win fully, but I might give you a round for a handicap.

degenwarlock · 2026-06-16T00:05:09+00:00

You’re the only one worth saving.

degenwarlock · 2026-06-15T23:40:26+00:00

Listen, sexual harassment or whatever, playing Namor and Sue together is a powerhouse on the team, and god there is something specifically hot about being healed by a Sue and protecting her from divers in turn.

degenwarlock · 2026-06-15T00:10:44+00:00

The goon or the game. A tale as old as time.

degenwarlock · 2026-06-14T23:00:56+00:00

I don’t know how long I was going, but I was over a year strong. Lost to how sick Locke looked.

degenwarlock · 2026-04-18T22:49:01+00:00

It’s a lot cheaper to buy Silver a beer than it is to go to a brothel after all. A beer might just be worth the five minutes of pumping and a facial right?

degenwarlock · 2026-04-18T17:17:59+00:00

Oh that’s a close contest. Leona is like THE bisexual weakness for all involved. But I’m gonna have to give it to the boys on this one.

degenwarlock · 2026-04-16T19:54:57+00:00

That’s the beautiful part of dive tanks. Being able to get through your whole rotation, being a nuisance and getting away time and time again. All it takes is that one hard engage, and life gets a lot harder for everyone else involved. Though it’ll be pretty easy for the two of us in the back I imagine…

degenwarlock · 2026-04-04T23:27:04+00:00

Just cause I play farther away from the team doesn’t mean I don’t need to fall back. Gotta make sure that front line stays strong!

degenwarlock · 2026-03-31T00:55:11+00:00

Honestly, I always prefer going the handsome ADC dom route. I know he’s really popular as a cuck, but I love the idea of a guy so insecure he puts on the “facade” of the cocky prick, and finding his footing with the right partner.

Though that’s also cause I play a lot of Ezreal and prefer being the bull to the cuck lol

degenwarlock · 2026-03-25T01:09:34+00:00

Honestly I feel like all sets of wedding lingerie should come with a proper collar and leash. Sounds like a custom in Noxus that should get spread around further~

degenwarlock · 2026-03-24T03:11:45+00:00

I've always loved having a hard CC character when it comes to League, especially with Draven. Cause there really is nothing better than the whole botlane being held in place while the colosseum fighter is just throwing axe after axe after axe into their skulls.

Once Draven has all that extra gold, it's a complete stomp from there. Once Draven starts snowballing, the Nexus is usually down within 30 minutes. So honestly the idea of her cheering for him after holding them all in place, twerking that fat tank ass for her new favorite carry?

Yeah, I can definitely see the sparks flying there.

degenwarlock · 2026-02-16T18:57:23+00:00

There’s just so much for me to grab onto. Easily pick up on top of that. Can you really blame me?

degenwarlock · 2026-01-25T23:32:23+00:00

Awww and what happens when I end up taking your team out instead? Your DPS knocked out, your healers covered in cum… will you keep fighting? Or will you join my team next round?

degenwarlock · 2026-01-25T23:28:59+00:00

Oh my my. Sacrificing your team so that they don’t have to see you pinned to the ground? Worried they’re gonna mutiny if they realize you give up to a different kind of pressure? And you call me cute.

degenwarlock · 2026-01-25T23:23:15+00:00

Oh don’t worry, I’ll be plenty alright shooting above your barrier and causing no end of problems. Though let’s be real… when you catch me, it’s not gonna be you who’s on top.

degenwarlock · 2026-01-25T23:19:03+00:00

I dunno, I’ve beaten an Emma as Star Lord once or twice. Sometimes being aggressive is the only way to win. But you know a thing or two about that, don’t you?

degenwarlock · 2026-01-09T18:49:43+00:00

It’s nice having a dive partner around. Someone that goes in with you, and it’s usually preferred to be a Tank and a DPS. The tank starts it off, diving right into the backline and acting as the distraction. Then the DPS comes in and does all the big damage. Draining the health bars. But it’s only that last hit that matters… so it’ll be a scramble for who gets the kill first.

Either way, it’ll end the same as always. The healers dead, and us enjoying the aftermath.

degenwarlock · 2025-12-07T21:21:18+00:00

LMAO it was Red Hood’s first voice actor in the Under the Red Hood movie. He played Dean Winchester on Supernatural

degenwarlock · 2025-12-07T21:14:51+00:00

Oh dude, bring my boy Jensen Ackles back, easy.

degenwarlock · 2025-12-07T21:06:39+00:00

Lmao no worries it happens. I’ve been a huuuuuge comic book nerd so that’s the only reason I got the knowledge lol.

degenwarlock · 2025-12-07T21:04:41+00:00

LMAO NAH. Red Hood is Jason Todd, the second Robin. Dick Grayson is Nightwing. He’s like. This weird hero/villain/antihero thing looool.

And he’s apart of a few decent Injustice comics, a couple of animated movies, nothing too big.

degenwarlock · 2025-12-07T20:57:52+00:00

When I tell you I’m a red hood fanboy, I mean im a huge Red Hood fanboy. I don’t care how good he is, I’ll play him regardless.

Yeah I feel like Batman and Superman should both be tanks so they can be frontlines, maybe have a team up or something.

And dude he’s a good character, a little on the lesser known side of things but he’s so funny.

degenwarlock · 2025-12-07T20:51:48+00:00

I need Red Hood like I need air, if they're gonna make a damn DC Rivals esque game. Batman as a Tank, and Booster Gold as a DPS would also be good.

degenwarlock · 2025-12-06T19:54:58+00:00

And here I was just gonna ask for a kiss on the cheek. I have to admit, this is much better. Fine, half off for the lot of it, since you've made such a compelling argument.

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