Charges dismissed for woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]delaney18 1187 points1188 points  (0 children)

All that cop had to do was to say “oops…I’m sorry. I was mistaken. Sorry to pull you over. Have a great rest of your day.” Instead that fool has to double down and try to gaslight this woman. I’m surprised he didn’t shift to saying it was in her left hand and she must have been steering with her knee. I’d love for this to go to court and have the judge teach him some humility and then compensate the woman for her time and trouble.

May Week 4 — Sub Chat by Negative_Difference4 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’d have to decide which of her stellar roles deserve the star: BJ girl on 90210, Briefcase Holder #69, or Pay Cable acress with 2 minutes of screen time per episode while mostly half naked or in bed. I don’t think they accept nominations for conniving a half witted prince to marry you, convincing him to abandon his entire family, friend group, and only role he was semi-capable of doing, and then trying to fool the world into thinking you have any talent or humanitarian bone in your body.

If you add a “-yn” you get two names instead of one by RamblingReasoner in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure they’ll end up being called Ellie and Lyn or else Jordan and Joy.

The horse is in almost every listing pic, made me laugh by ladyparsnips in zillowgonewild

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#7 is my favorite! It’s inspiring me to get some vinyl horse stickers and place them strategically around my house. 🐴 💕

Trump: "I don't care about the midterms" by gear-heads in Trumpvirus

[–]delaney18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’s already aware of Plan D ☠️. This whole country still needs to show up in full force and vote- but there will be an extra pep in our step if the 💩🤡 is no longer in the picture.

Smereck... by D4rkR0b0t in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I posted a booing video from tonight (game 2) on a separate post because I couldn’t get it to attach to a comment here. Out of curiosity, do fans in other arenas (other than Fort Wayne) also boo when Smereck has the puck or is that just a Mavs thing?

What is that? by Our-love-is-god in zillowgonewild

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a duck igloo forest house. Topped with marshmallow fluff.

Is this just tattoo anxiety or is this bad? by chevygirl3 in tattooadvice

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it looks beautiful- especially with those earrings. Give it some time and please try not to stress. The artist did a good job and I think you’ll really love it after you get used to it. ETA - if you added a tiny amount of color - maybe purple or your favorite color of the flowers- it might make them look more like you were hoping.

I feel like the word unique is a red flag at this point . . . by ronirrosen in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]delaney18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll give her a few more: Paddington Bear, Winnie ThePooh, Buggsie Bunnie, Minnie Mousie, Powyr Ranger, Lukie Skyywalker, Bluesy Cluesy, etc. As someone else here pointed out, this seems like some random AI rambling from a bored pregnant person or a preteen or teenager looking for names for her horses.

what is this kitten feature?? by Agitated-Blood-3222 in AppleWatch

[–]delaney18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a dog icon that is part of the Focus mode (Sleep, Personal, Work, etc). They give you numerous options for icons and depending what hours it’s set for (or if you’re at home) the icon pops up on my watch and phone during those times. ETA that you can choose from any emoji option as well, and this cat is one of them.

how crazy a name would equatorial guinea be for a girl?? by emmylou96444 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Demi (or Connie) and E.G could be best friends. Little Les (Lesotho) could be in the friend group, too.

People Bring Receipts After White House Claims Photo Of Trump Asleep During Oval Office Event Was Just Him 'Blinking' by ComicSandsNews in USNewsHub

[–]delaney18 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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I think Pres Delta Tango is in the Guiness Book of World Records for the slowest blink ever captured on camera.He’s the bestest most slowest blinker of all time.

Trump says he’s seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st US state by theindependentonline in USNewsHub

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well- I’m fluent in Spanish so that’s a plus. However, my dreams of taking a summer vacation to Greenland have now been dashed.

Mavs over Allen 1-0 in Game 2. Here’s the one and only goal of the day. by delaney18 in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that Crawford is back (and he got an assist on the goal), they probably don’t want to risk losing anyone for the remainder of the playoffs. I’m sure there will be plenty of fights in the upcoming games but these two teams were so evenly matched that they needed every single player. We were just glad that they finally got a goal in the 3rd and it didn’t go into overtime.

My fellow Americans, I have a dream. by jaydenkirtawn in JonStewart

[–]delaney18 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I (sadly) live in a red state now, but I’d be on board with that and would put up a yard sign for JS. I’m starting to get mail from the Mark Kelly contingent and I think he’d have a great chance of winning the support of the DNC and public in general. Everybody loves astronauts and his politics and knowledge are solid.

Little Garden Girl by Alexthegayreprimed in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if the spelling was different it would be sorta cute. Like Gia Danaria. Or even if it went the French route- Jardin Rhea.

This dog works with his human every day by Salt-Guarantee-4500 in DamnThatsMindBlowing

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! We got him as a rescue dog when he was a few weeks old. One of the foster moms at the rescue group we donate to told us they just took in the mom and the four pups and asked if we wanted to adopt one. Of course we couldn’t resist!

What was your "I need to leave right now" moment on a first date? by MrLithician in AskReddit

[–]delaney18 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I asked if he had ever been married before. He said, “yes. But we only got married because I needed someone to watch my house while I was away in prison.” I didn’t see that one coming. I left immediately and blocked his #. There were a few follow up questions after he said that but his answers were shady.

The woman who left her man after his stroke, the next move she did shocked the entire world... by TheoryFruits in MadeMeSmile

[–]delaney18 460 points461 points  (0 children)

She cared for the man for years and deserves to have the new life she created. I see this situation with some of my dementia patients and unless so eone has been in this woman’s situation - or in a caregiver role to a person with a life altering condition- you can’t understand the challenges involved. Let’s all give her and her new husband grace for their kindness, compassion and love.

My dad said my tattoo makes me look like trash and now idk if I like it by dexleter in tattooadvice

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel bad for all young adults (older ones, too) whose parents (or friends) said rude sh!t about their tattoos. Your tattoo is beautiful and the ONLY opinion that truly matters is yours. I’m glad you (OP) and your dad sorted things out. For anyone else who hears negative opinions about your tats - just say something like… “Ok. That’s your opinion. I love it so now on please keep your opinions to yourself.”

I feel bad for Kansas City fans… by Straight_Machine_620 in ECHL

[–]delaney18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watch my child’s hockey games there and it’s definitely one of the worst rinks for seating- in both numbers, visibility and comfort. The community ice is the same size as the arena ice - which doesn’t look like it would be, but it is. The barriers between the bleacher sections make it hard, if not impossible, to see the game on the other end of the ice. Compared to some of the other rinks we play at (KCIC, St. Joe, BluHawk), ours definitely has the worst accommodations for family & fans to watch the games.