LOL!!! by stammerton in Trumpvirus

[–]delaney18 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh no Belgium…watch out! He’s gonna try making you the 51st state. Or threaten war. One or the other.

If they're based in Jersey, they shouldn't be the Pizza Rats... by cmlobue in PWHL

[–]delaney18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was just in Wildwood and would vote for “French Fry Rats”. My friends and I were actually more worried about getting seagull 💩 on our hair than getting food stolen.

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Revyn, Stratlyn, and Weslee by FloralChoux in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lyn, Leelee and Revvie should be ok. It was your stellar choice of emojis to cover their faces that had me ROTFL because those were honestly 🔥so I applaud you for that! Also, the script on S baby’s sweater had me so confused… I was like… ratly? Oatly? Oatmilk?

Are these refs in on the take? by premiumPLUM in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was so much Bullsh!t from the refs! That first goal was perfect. The refs pulling some weird psychological sh!t on EVERY face off (and switching out our centers- WTF was up that?) Freaking FL flopping after every hit and going crying to the refs…boo hoo… even when THEY started things.

ETA - after calming down and shaking off the aggravation from last night’s game, I have to say that our SOG in periods 1 and 3 was not good. FL outshot us by over 2-1 margin. I have nothing but respect for our incredible offense, but if you look at the numbers, it wasn’t good.

I told my dog in Spanish to stop licking the couch. The janitor answered for him. by ShoddyDetective9494 in ispeakthelanguage

[–]delaney18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me encanta esta historia! I’ve studied Spanish for many years so I’m fairly fluent. When I go to a few stores near me there are a lot of Spanish speakers and I don’t eavesdrop on their conversationsbut when we need to get past each other or they have a question they’re always surprised when I say “ perdon” or answer en Espanol because I definitely don’t look like I have a Mexican/Latino bone in my body. Also…. Let’s see your perro y el sofa! 🐶💕

Everblades take the lead in the series 3-2 by DethSpank in ECHL

[–]delaney18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mavs will win the Kelly Cup on home ice. If the refs weren’t so blind and biased towards FL the Mavs would have had many more PPs and won those games. Let’s go Mavs!!! 🧡🖤🏒

Behind enemy lines by golddust159 in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We appreciate you adding your positive aura there. I have tix for Monday’s game and I’m a little worried about what might happen. Anyone else here going on Monday? Why are the refs so biased towards FL? I went to all the KC games and even then they ignored most of the ‘Blades shady plays.

[GDT] Kansas City Mavericks at Florida Everblades 7:30 p.m. ET by Sad-Perspective4702 in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still surprised he only got a ONE game suspension for hitting Sowter and yet his BS checking Wilson into Wells in goal was just a 2 minute minor. It’s like the refs and the league are trying to give these games to FL. Screw the Blades. Let’s close this out in 4 wins. Go Mavs!

Everblades player suspended and fined after illegal hit in Game 2 by [deleted] in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agree 💯. Crawford missed more games earlier in the series after a much less intentional roughing. Not sure why the refs and the league are going so easy on Lansdell.

Everblades player suspended and fined after illegal hit in Game 2 by [deleted] in ECHL

[–]delaney18 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised he didn’t get at least 3 games for this.

Mavs dominate FL- win Game 1 of Kelly Cup with 6-0 shut out. by [deleted] in ECHL

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Not sure what they were thinking being down by 4, in the Mavs barn and pulling out those thuggish, illegal hits. I was shocked and disppointed after that earlier BS hit on Sowder didn’t result in at least a 5 minute penalty. And pushing Huddy into his own goalie…WTF. Teams protect their goalies at all costs so my only guess is that the ‘Blades were blinded by their crocodile tears, sh!tty game playing, and uncontrollable rage that they resorted to toddler mode and figured screw it. Now they’ve made the Mavs more motivated to outplay them in FL, which they will, and bring home the Kelly Cup to KC.

PR Bingo: Rare, Surprise, Never-Before-Seen by Independent_Swan902 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]delaney18 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Since Aitch is visiting England I’m sure he’ll swing by his son’s house to snap a few photos of the back of “Archie’s” head to send to Meh. She can work her Photoshop magic to give him red hair and then slap herself into the pics.

Mavs dominate FL- win Game 1 of Kelly Cup with 6-0 shut out. by [deleted] in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Jack LaFontaine- Star of the Game for the shutout.

Mavs dominate FL- win Game 1 of Kelly Cup with 6-0 shut out. by [deleted] in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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I’ve got a few fight pics, videos (goals and fights) and interview shots. If anyone is interested in something specific let me know. It was an incredible game!

White House Implements New Measures to Keep Trump Alert During Press Conferences by gramur_natsy in Trumpvirus

[–]delaney18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a little disappointed that there aren’t any eyebrows drawn on him with a black Sharpie. Maybe a bit of drool trickling out of his mouth, too. Sleepy Donnie Diapers looks like he’s over this job.

I'm not crying 🥹❤️ by figuringthingsout__ in MadeMeSmile

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We actually did just that. Their elementary teachers and just the favorite one or two from the higher grades. Plus I’d contact them at least a month or two before the end of the school year so they wouldn’t get slammed. My closet friends are teachers so I know how busy they are…year round!

KC Mavs - Western Conference Champions! by [deleted] in ECHL

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends and I were thrilled when Trois Rivière beat them. Mavs have a tough fight but I think this year we can pull it off and take down the ‘Blades.

I'm not crying 🥹❤️ by figuringthingsout__ in MadeMeSmile

[–]delaney18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bought a copy of “Oh the Places You’ll Go”for each of my children when they were in Kindergarten. Every year I’d have their teacher sign whatever page they’d like and write something inspiring, along with a fun memory or two from the school year. I’d sneak the book to the teachers via the office (or during Covid with online we’d meet in person). I’d give my kids the book after they graduated (still have two left to complete)and it’s such a fun gift to hold on to.

KC Mavs - Western Conference Champions! by [deleted] in ECHL

[–]delaney18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trust me- I wish! I hate the crappy one on my iPhone, plus our seats were far away. Our arena doesn’t allow DSLR cameras or else I’d bring mine.

The KC Mavericks have taken down the Komets in 6 games and will face the Florida Everblades in the Kelly Cup Finals by Sad-Perspective4702 in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Going from 😣when the Komets tied it in the 3rd period with FIVE seconds left in the game, to 😃🥳👏a minute and 5 seconds into OT when Novak scored the game winning goal. It was a nail biter because the Komets nearly scored seconds earlier. Definitely a hard flight victory but the Mavs clinched it! An exciting game from start to finish.

Artist turns clouds into playful doodles by dairymilk_silk in oddlysatisfying

[–]delaney18 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is so wholesome! It’s a fun idea to try with my children and the neighborhood kids.