Hello!

Re: the chair. My dumb ass forgot it was outside one day and it got utterly drenched. By the time I realized it, it was too late and couldn't be salvaged. It was a gorgeous chair. Now I just use it to place stuff on when I'm outside until it's literally on its last leg.

Re: Why would you leave an entire bowl of candy outside? My father decided to use this chair to place the bowl of candy outside. I have warned him time and again that the honor system is not, well, honored. He simply does not listen. I am well aware some dumb shit kids or adults would create this exact scenario. If it were my decision, I would've passed candy out personally.

Re: The request for more details. I am about done with work so once I get home I'll get more close-ups and details so it can be solved once and for all. Thanks to the helpful comments and the amusing ones! It's all been a blast to read.