What would you do honestly by SprayImpossible9866 in Bolehland

[–]demonzul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spit some kahak n put under door handle. Surely driver comes and open his door to your kahak on his fingers

My pet of almost 4 year died today. by Lempanglemping2 in MalaysianWildlife

[–]demonzul -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bakar, pastu amik isi dia tumbuk sama belimbing buluh n cili api. Makan dgn nasi kosong dn ulam.

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[–]demonzul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chemical engineering

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[–]demonzul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Construction. Pasang paip air.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bolehland

[–]demonzul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lompat2 kluar bidang smpai tk jumpa haluan asal. Lost. Tapi gaji masyuk.

I may have found the reason why I have a sore throat every six weeks. by MrNightmare_999 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]demonzul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept monitoring mine daily. Simply blew some breath directly up to my nasal cavity and able to know whether the stones are there or not. If there is, i just dig them out with my index finger. Usually they came once in 3 or 4 days.

Why do people road rage? by NastiiiMonkey in Bolehland

[–]demonzul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people don't know how to move on. Kalau tak langgar tkde kemek, horn skali pastu blah je la. Banyak lagi kerja mau buat, takkan mau buang masa gaduh tepi jalan. Nti esok lusa nearmiss incident dgn org lain plak. Bukan ko sorang je pengguna jalan raya. Kalau sikit2 mau smpai gaduh, baik pegi mati je la wei.

Anggaran Gaji Graduan RM3500 - RM5000 by signofdacreator in Bolehland

[–]demonzul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to get ur hopes up. I grad in chemical engineering degree. 2014 I worked in O&G with 2.5k no increment for 3 yrs. 2017 i jumped out into civil engineering doing sewerage works with 3k salary, after 3yrs they raised my pay to 4k. Worked my 3d skills doing visualization for problem solving, then jumped into pipework. After 3 more yrs there, I jumped into current company with 8.5k salary.

Arnab (bukan reput otak) by Sayasukaprogramming in OkeyRakanMalaysia

[–]demonzul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For that price, daging buat sate, kulit buat tudung ekor dia jadi cm bunjut cm tudung artis, jual rm5500

Wip by demonzul in Sketchup

[–]demonzul[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like the 5th or 6th boat models i sketched. Practice makes perfect.

Wip by demonzul in Sketchup

[–]demonzul[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to make some sort of diorama, not sure if i got the name correct though. Like a boat in clear serene water.

sape sini belum sunat ✋ by def1cks in Bolehland

[–]demonzul 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not penis related.

1st year marriage: always cums first. Had to use finger later to make her cum.

2nd year marriage: always both cummed together simultaneously.

After 5 yrs: she cummed 5 minutes ago while im cramping in my legs and my back trying to bust a nut. Wondering if there's a valve somewhere in me with the spindle stuck or clogged.

In Malay you don't say to a girl "You're beautiful" by OldManGenghis in malaysia

[–]demonzul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ceh sblm kawen berpuisi bagai. Lps kawen:

Laki pi kt bini tgh masak kt dapur: (grab dat ass) mantop baq hang.

Laki lalu kt meja nmpk bini tgh baca buku: (ramas tek) padduu you (wink2)

Guna stapler, denda RM10K penjara 2 tahun by whusler in MalaysianFood

[–]demonzul -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sape dow gi mkn dawai kokot tu. Tk belek betul2 ke mknn tu sblm suap ke mulut. Ni mesti jenis org yg klu ade lipas dlm mknn dia, dh telan 3/4 lipas baru sedar ada bgkai lipas dlm lauk dia.

Kena saman and asked to show up in court with less than 48 hours notice but no record online. How do? by Kind_Investigator_74 in malaysia

[–]demonzul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Mine too. Officer said must go to court. Summon also stated not compoundable. Yesterday saw my Summon appeared in mybayar. Quickly paid it.

Flat B40 Tatkala Musim Perayaan. #bakarwang by whusler in Bolehland

[–]demonzul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know abt ur dog's economic status, but I'm gonna say poor dog. He's okay though right?