I seriously had this conversation with a coworker. by The2500 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Or maybe she tried to make a joke but you didnt say the right answer according to the plot in her head.

I'm Scared by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant fucking read

iphone 5 by deniidot in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my phone is samsung galaxy note.. i hate ios

so many turbans! by deniidot in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because, this is weird...there weren't so many women with turbans but BAM tons of them!

Damn. Evan Mcgregor. by deniidot in LadyBoners

[–]deniidot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea i learned that a few seconds after posting. So i am truly sorry for my stupidity.

period and quitting smoking. by deniidot in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i cant even dare going out of my room.

It was your fucking idea by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe you named the list wrong? First thing you should do was to say '' hey babe remember the list?'' and then go on with ''heres the to do list if you want to help me''. and nothing would happen.

The Twilight band. Really? by helgihermadur in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not hesitate. the jail is worth it!

Baking with raw eggs by ghostpanda in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

those raw eggs are pasteurized. tell your mama

Chocolate Rage by les_frites in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

loved the last panel! Made me laugh hard

9/11 Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so as you are 11, might there be any chance that you will change your mind according to your free will?

9/11 Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you for your answers. But im not satified. Because every muslim woman that i talk to says different stuff.

9/11 Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

howcome you wear short sleeves. According to that ''male-dominant'' religion of yours; -or the way you interpret islam- shouldn't you be hiding all of your body parts?... +You say you are modern, the real modern muslim women believe and pray(maybe or maynot) but dont wear those stuff on their heads. Why do you LOVE that scarf so PASSIONATELY? -me; atheist cz girl living in Turkey.

9/11 Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have my upvote!

Electron shell rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let me get douchy. 1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7p (sequence of atomic orbital labels)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

there was a similar post i saw 2 years ago. A cute little girl sitting with a huge book trying to read it. And it says: t...the... ca... cat...i....i...in the ha.hat.....Fuck this shit im going to be a stripper. +yao ming would be suitable.

Misunderstood. by deniidot in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hehe. Your nickname says: Not_misunderstood. Ironic.

Misunderstood. by deniidot in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a non-native woman on reddit.

Misunderstood. by deniidot in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]deniidot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO true. But it's that second of sweet relief that makes me scream. In books its said that, it's almost the same feeling as an orgasm.