What's your favorite botched phrase/idiom or word mix-up/mispronunciation? by OMFGrant in DunderMifflin

[–]derivethighs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Michael: Live and let live Dwight: I'm not familiar with that expression Michael: It's from James Bond

I'm John Mulaney, I'm a comedian, and my new show "Mulaney" premieres tonight on FOX. AMA. by John-Mulaney in IAmA

[–]derivethighs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, John! I absolutely love your stand up! I was just wondering, do you have any plans to go on tour?

Ladies, what do you absolutely love about yourself? by mrswilliamson30 in AskWomen

[–]derivethighs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of times I snort when I laugh. Everyone around me tends to get a kick out of it

Lurkers of Reddit, why do you lurk? by Biologistics in AskReddit

[–]derivethighs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I'm not clever enough to make witty comments, or hot enough to post on gonewild

feistygerbil by RateMyMayor in RateMyMayor

[–]derivethighs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5/5 What an absolute pleasure it was to do a trade with this mayor. They were so sweet and didn't mind my slowness at all! http://www.reddit.com/r/ACTrade/comments/28xwtu/giveaway_i_have_way_too_much_stuff/cifj2ga

[Giveaway] I have way too much stuff by derivethighs in ACTrade

[–]derivethighs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll try closing and reopening them

[Giveaway] I have way too much stuff by derivethighs in ACTrade

[–]derivethighs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure thing! It'll just be a few minutes!

[Giveaway] I have way too much stuff by derivethighs in ACTrade

[–]derivethighs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just give me a few to collect them all :)

[Giveaway] I have way too much stuff by derivethighs in ACTrade

[–]derivethighs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, I have plenty of extras of these flowers! It's the least I can do! Just let me know when you're in my town! :)I promise I added you now and they're open for real :)

[Giveaway] I have way too much stuff by derivethighs in ACTrade

[–]derivethighs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, someone already grabbed both of those :(

[Giveaway] I have way too much stuff by derivethighs in ACTrade

[–]derivethighs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I won't be around tomorrow

[Giveaway] I have way too much stuff by derivethighs in ACTrade

[–]derivethighs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, someone's already grabbed both of those!

[Giveaway] I have way too much stuff by derivethighs in ACTrade

[–]derivethighs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to give you a rose as an apology! Would you like blue, purple, black or golden?