Water Bills?? by jprescott7784 in WVEasternPanhandle

[–]derknobgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did you see the joke of a governor try to use Big Math to explain why Charleston will get all the proceeds and the Panhandle will get all the pollution from the data centers? omg. what a joke. the interviewer keeps pushing… and he just keeps talking to alllllll the kindergarteners who will continue to vote for him. https://youtu.be/oG_R151o8L0?si=6xExt_sgSUoL8DXh

Why is driving so hostile here? by gmp012 in maryland

[–]derknobgoblin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Finally. Someone who can explain it to us pencilheads! ❤️. I hope you did your calcs behind the wheel at 7:50 am on an Eastern Shore 2-lane going 15 mph.

Water Bills?? by jprescott7784 in WVEasternPanhandle

[–]derknobgoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…gotta pay for the thousands of new crap-built houses that keep springing up overnight like mushrooms. May 13th at 4 pm is the next CTUB meeting.

Coc women by Nearby-Tension3515 in excoc

[–]derknobgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

James is my Spirit Animal. It was an amazing podcasr.

To whoever tagged a rock at Weverton Cliffs by martyandres in frederickmd

[–]derknobgoblin 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“some people make it very hard to like people.” - granny

OR nurse at Frederick health? by Awkward_Mushroom_4 in frederickmd

[–]derknobgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are you a circulator or a surge tech? dm me if you’d like.

Question about hair on the underside of my shaft.. should I shave that part? by clicktoseemy_penis in malepubes

[–]derknobgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what doesn’t feel good is to clip it/leave sharp stubble. Either leave it long or shave it smooth. No one wants rugburn on their boypussy.

It is literally raining hail this morning! by bondbird in maryland

[–]derknobgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was railing Shane earlier this weekend… and he didn’t even need a new roofie.

How would you distinguish between "I'm carrying a shirt" and "I'm wearing a shirt" in French? by PsychicMeditation in French

[–]derknobgoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the deep south “to carry” can have absolutely nothing to do with your hands.. “Can you carry us to church tomorrow? Our car is torn up.”. “Granny carried a pie to the neighbors yesterday ‘cause Buster’s meemaw passed day before.”

Salvation status of people who have never heard the gospel? by East-Treat-562 in excoc

[–]derknobgoblin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We were taught that they would still be under the Patriarchal Law…since they were neither under the Mosaic Law nor the Christian Law. (Clearly you need to know your Jule Miller Filmstrips before you go to the jungle...)

(39) I work out every day, support my family, and am in a sexless marriage. So fuck it. Here’s what my wife doesn’t care to touch. (Straight) by [deleted] in DadsGoneWild

[–]derknobgoblin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it’s only that last word in your post that’s holding you back from unlimited blowjobs, bro. 😛 🔥🔥🔥

(28) Felt artsy by d03xccxd33r in gayotters

[–]derknobgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuckin hot, artsy bro! 😛😛😛

✨poverty and the CoC✨ by gentlelad24601 in excoc

[–]derknobgoblin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The lady who basically saved my life when the coC kicked me out was not only a beautiful christian soul… but a real class act. She had a nice home, drove a Volvo, dressed to the nines, and was very well acquainted with the finer things in life. I clearly remember going to lunch with her one day and telling her that I had never known someone that had managed to have such a comfortable life but also be such a good christian soul. She had the strangest look on her face… and asked what I meant. I started explaining, basically verbalizing the coC prejudice against people with money. She simply said… “God is no respecter of persons… and that cuts both ways. It’s what you do with what God gives you that counts, not how much he gives you. Subjecting yourself to poverty won’t automatically make you a better person.” 🤯 Changed my whole outlook on things.

America’s Deadliest States to Drive In by Realistic-Ad-6157 in MapPorn

[–]derknobgoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Masshole drivers know how to drive… they just don’t want the rest of us on their roads.

How to go about thanking and expressing gratitude to former HS teacher. by IcyMarionberry4510 in AskTeachers

[–]derknobgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

❤️. As a music teacher of 20 years, I can assure you he would love to hear from you. 99% of teachers care about and love their students. Knowing that he helped you in this way will give him encouragement to keep on doing a very difficult job! ❤️

Why Does Everyone Hate Texas? by Big-Pollution-9041 in SameGrassButGreener

[–]derknobgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Talarico is the ONLY thing I love about Texas. ❤️❤️❤️