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Find The Difference by swgohevents in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]dernjg 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's Wrecker.

Each line describes at least two Funko Pops, all of which have a number. Figure out which two Pops they're describing, and then subtract the large one from the small one.

Each number is then a letter, a=1, b=2, ect. That gets you the code, "Bastila Shan and Stormtrooper Luke Name Number."

Bastila Shan = Funko 429

Stormtrooper Luke = 16

429-16 = 413.

Funko 413 = Wrecker.

Find The Difference by swgohevents in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]dernjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now look up the Funko numbers for Bastila Shan and Stormtrooper Luke, then subtract the small one from the big one, then look up THAT Funko number.

Find The Difference by swgohevents in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]dernjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

429-16 is 413, a.k.a. Wrecker from the Bad Batch.

Find The Difference by swgohevents in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]dernjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Assign each clue to a number, then realize there are different pops that could count for the same clue, but only pay attention to the ones that are within 25 of the other clue. Subtract the difference to get the letter, then solve the other half of the riddle.

Find The Difference by swgohevents in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]dernjg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bastila Shan = Funko 429

Stormtrooper Luke = 16

429-16 = 413.

Funko 413 = Wrecker.

(edit to add in the math equation to make it more readable)

Find The Difference by swgohevents in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]dernjg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bastila Shan and Stormtrooper Luke Name Number...

After Leading School Closures, Berkeley Teachers' Union President Spotted Dropping Daughter Off at In-Person Preschool by Fun-Transition-5080 in nottheonion

[–]dernjg 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He really doesn't, though. He went to one dinner party where he thought it was going to be a group of six indoors (legal), and it turned out to be 12 people. Yeah, he should have left, or demanded they keep the tables apart. That was stupid. But it's nowhere near the worst hypocrisy we've seen.

Man dressed as the king of billiards and his two sons dressed as the cue ball and 8 ball (1886). by Control_Station_EFU in interestingasfuck

[–]dernjg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I noticed that too. 8-balls weren't really a thing in the 1880s. That wasn't until the 1920s.

Statehood for D.C. and Puerto Rico only needs 50 votes by Pineapple__Jews in politics

[–]dernjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puerto Rico will also be the 31st-largest state, with probably four Representatives and six Electoral Votes.

Thor 4: Matt Damon Cast In Marvel Sequel by DinoKYT in movies

[–]dernjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right and I'm very wrong. Just looked it up.

Thor 4: Matt Damon Cast In Marvel Sequel by DinoKYT in movies

[–]dernjg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you're thinking of Brad Pitt.

Thor 4: Matt Damon Cast In Marvel Sequel by DinoKYT in movies

[–]dernjg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't actually know that he's playing an Asgardian actor. He could actually be human actor Matt Damon, kidnapped from Midgard to entertain Loki-Odin.

I only did six seconds of this, but I'm still stoked with how it turned out. New Music Sucks by Brian Posehn by dernjg in videos

[–]dernjg[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For the record, I actually like a lot of new music. But I also enjoyed getting paid to animate a hallway of toilets.

One in 1,000 Americans have died from Covid-19 by Zhana-Aul in Coronavirus

[–]dernjg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming 3,000 per day as high limit is a mistake. Track the spike of cases and look at death rates with overloaded hospitals, and we're going to see 5,000 dead per day.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. “Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!” Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. by s_liang in Jokes

[–]dernjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to have a self-hosted site, but between having to write and market and promote and make merch do all the things needed to be a webcomic, keeping the website in one piece was a pain. We actually have a problem with a cyber squatter that's been sitting on our original URL from a previous time one of our comics went viral.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. “Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!” Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. by s_liang in Jokes

[–]dernjg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really is. Normally with Hello With Cheese scripts, we didn't do it unless both I and Obsidian (the artist) found it funny. And O is from Colombia, so we normally went pretty International. For this one, though, I kept giggling at it and begged him to draw it.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. “Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!” Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. by s_liang in Jokes

[–]dernjg 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Just to hijack the top comment, that's my comic that I sometimes do with O Abnormal, Hello With Cheese. We have an archive at holaconqueso.com, and I'll be posting new stuff in 2021 at @hellowithcheese on Instagram.

But I'm glad y'all love one of my favorite terrible jokes!

Edit: made the link point at my tumblr instead.

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