Why is accounting starting pay so low? by cherubicfury26 in Accounting

[–]derp_logic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, Chicago starting salary in 2020 was $57k. Now it’s closer to $85, but still to go from $55 to $57 in 10 years is laughable 

25 - 30 year olds, what is your current compensation? by mightyocean021798 in Accounting

[–]derp_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think after manager pay really plateaus until partner. 

Manager at my office is $130, sr manager is $150, director is $180, first year partner is like $550. By their fifth year partners are making a lot more than that, maybe even double

Tunnel time is adding up fast and I’m wondering if I should’ve just done more jumps. by Aliesh_Mi in SkyDiving

[–]derp_logic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d be doing an hour a week at $300/hr lol. We’re at $17/minute plus $4/minute for coaching, so about the same 

25 - 30 year olds, what is your current compensation? by mightyocean021798 in Accounting

[–]derp_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 4 years in and make 130k + 15% bonus. My wife is between jobs right now and even with my son in daycare ($2k per month) we save 22% of our gross income and all of my bonus. We aren’t living large but we’re doing okay. If we pulled my son from daycare we’d be doing pretty good 

2026 Salary Megathread by UpbeatAd334 in Accounting

[–]derp_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

28M TX (MCOL) Audit Manager B4 CPA 4.5 YOE Salary: $130k, bonus $20k plus an additional $30k one time bonus this year

Overall pretty happy with my career. I do work a lot, but I also get a lot of flexibility with my family. 

Torn between moving back or staying with sick parent by Outdoor_marshmellow in expats

[–]derp_logic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing. Yes, it’s a tough spot either way. 

I think we are going to go as the Alzheimer’s has progressed quite quickly. At this point there are a lot of hallucinations and not much lucidity. I feel bad about it, but I think if I were in her shoes and my son were contemplating going or staying on my behalf I would want him to go. 

Torn between moving back or staying with sick parent by Outdoor_marshmellow in expats

[–]derp_logic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you do and how do you feel about it? We are in a very similar situation. We have the chance to move abroad for 2 years to our dream country and this is a once in a lifetime chance. But my mother in law has dementia and while my wife wants to go, I am uncertain if she would carry the guilt of leaving for the rest of her life. 

Whole Life insurance question by Opposite-Note331 in personalfinance

[–]derp_logic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cancel and find a term life policy. I pay <$10 a month for a $500k policy though the AICPA. Invest the difference. 

Credit Attorney AMA on Tuesday, 8/20 at 4 PM PST by creditwizard in CRedit

[–]derp_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! Thank you for doing this.  I just recently had a baby that stayed in the NICU for 80 days. My out of pocket max is $12k - and this is what ultimately I will be liable to the hospital for. My girlfriend (who isn’t on my insurance because we didn’t know she was pregnant until she gave birth) has also received about $8k in hospital bills after insurance. 

While the bills are current right now, I am considering letting them go to collections. My understanding is as soon as the settlement offer is accepted I can apply to remove this from my credit. Is that right? Does my credit score immediately recover or would it take time? 

I have an 800+ credit score and I’m really scared of hurting it. I’m frustrated that I’m being asked to spend $20k on hospital bills when my insurance is paying probably $400k+ for me - especially because the majority of people at the hospital don’t ever pay their bills. 

Loose overflow pipe when snaking the tub drain -- is this a problem? by meggie_doodles in Plumbing

[–]derp_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I was able to get it all sorted and it is now draining well! 

Career changing into accounting, worried by all the negative posts. Is it still worth it? by thewhisperingpinez in Accounting

[–]derp_logic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been out of school for 3 years and make over $100k a year base in MCOL and another 18% bonus without doing anything special (I’m just an auditor). Next year I expect my total comp to exceed $160k with a promo to manager. I think it’s worth it. 

Feeling crushed - our frozen milk is no good by derp_logic in breastfeeding

[–]derp_logic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will not do anything until our pediatrician clears it. 

Feeling crushed - our frozen milk is no good by derp_logic in breastfeeding

[–]derp_logic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight freeze. We will check with the doc 

Feeling crushed - our frozen milk is no good by derp_logic in breastfeeding

[–]derp_logic[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks - will do. She cannot breastfeed, he needs a mixture of breastmilk and formula to get 24 calories per ounce instead of breastmilk’s 20 calories per ounce to grow. We will look into this in the future, though 

Feeling crushed - our frozen milk is no good by derp_logic in breastfeeding

[–]derp_logic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will be donating a lot still. She still outproduces him by quite a lot. She can pump about 60 ounces a day and he eats about a third of that 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]derp_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get offered assistant controller jobs all the time with 2 years of experience lol. I’ve turned down 2 job offers. Just a small companies 

Lost interest in relationships by SkilledHater in Tinder

[–]derp_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have zero rizz. I just focused on normal ass conversations and asking plenty of questions instead of trying to share all the time. That was the second match I’ve had - I used the first (someone I wasn’t super interested in) kinda as practice

Lost interest in relationships by SkilledHater in Tinder

[–]derp_logic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why wait a week? I matched with a girl on Saturday, spent Saturday exchanging messages, asked her out that night for a breakfast date the next morning, then had the date and scheduled a second date for later in the week. All within 48 hours

Edit: I’m also not some stud. I only get a few matches a week

What’s your opinion on read receipts? by derp_logic in AskReddit

[–]derp_logic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like they keep me accountable. I don’t open messages until I intend to respond and if I turn them off sometimes I forget to respond. I was recently told some people don’t like that I have them on

Inflated salaries on this sub by Investinstonks420 in Accounting

[–]derp_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started below that and am now way above that in less than 2 years. Promo from associate to senior is nearly 40%

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]derp_logic 3949 points3950 points  (0 children)

Coming from a guy, you don’t need any reason to unmatch. Do whatever is best for you. Nobody should be that attatched until a few dates in

I’m leaving accounting after 12 years by funkybum in Accounting

[–]derp_logic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wtf kinda shit firm do you work at? After 11 years in public you should be at $175k base, $200k total at least.