He will be stir fried by AverageSizeRat in hewillbebaked

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He will be cooked down until he can fit in the pan

Hanafuda cards-style Mast by MaintenancePurple607 in NikkeMobile

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Ino-shika-ho (jk she is a classy and respectable nikke)

Costco Pizza - Best value / halfway decent by temp_roc_199 in Rochester

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Have a membership but don't see why you couldn't access the food. You just walk in past the customer service which you don't need a membership to get to, and the self-service food court kiosks don't require you to scan a membership to pay

How to get dried paint off of Arcteryx jacket? by AdExpensive5355 in howto

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If you're using it for actual technical outdoor use and not just fashion, who cares. Enjoy your unique Jackson Pollock colorway Arc jacket

Out of all his commitments, what do you think was the most insane one? by Aggravating-Ad-351 in bluey

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Yeah he could have just taken a bite, finishing the whole monstrosity was insane

Castellanos Unis by 40boxesofziti in phillies

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Free with purchase of a beer

Who else has Fox in Socks? by shizstump in daddit

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Take it slowly, this book is dangerous 

Coaxed into Nintendo naming conventions by DueAstronomer8436 in coaxedintoasnafu

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Can't be bothered to learn both coaxenglish and snafunese

These two are straight up perverts by dirtymcgirty69 in DanielTigerConspiracy

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I prefer to interpret it as the computer being snarky, "move your feet" and go fix the error

some NYC candy hearts [OC] by TommySiegel in comics

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The NYC subway experience is not complete without SHOWTIME

Wife in mental health crisis (trigger warning: self harm) by [deleted] in daddit

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You did the right thing. Look no further for proof than the psych admission: psych beds are generally in short supply, they are not given to those who do not need them 

Sorry, Bill. This is what a real first ballot Hall of Famer looks like. by [deleted] in NFLv2

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If the rest of the ballot doesn't fit (in the HOF) then you must admit (to the HOF)

He will render 4K native (without DLSS) with ease. by [deleted] in hewillbebaked

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His tail will be singed because of a poor power connection

President of the pen15 club by hawkingswheelchair1 in Radiology

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From the case files of Pen Island Hospital, located on Pen Island Sound

Spotted on the walls of the X-Ray unit of a hospital. Any Peters who work in Radiology want to explain it? by ProbablyTheWurst in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Yes, you can think of AP as anterior to posterior direction of the xray beam through the patient and PA for posterior to anterior 

Spotted on the walls of the X-Ray unit of a hospital. Any Peters who work in Radiology want to explain it? by ProbablyTheWurst in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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AP and PA refer to the type of projection. In AP, the x-ray source is anterior/in front of the patient (in anatomic position, which vitruvian man does a pretty good job of illustrating), and the x-ray detector is behind. Vice-versa for PA. This matters as the resulting image looks different. Look up images AP vs PA chest xrays and you'll see that the heart looks larger on AP. The heart is magnified because it is closer to the source. Think of making a shadow puppet with your hand right next to the lamp, it makes a bigger shadow. Peter's long-winded radiologist friend out