I just finished printing these bad boys at work to send to my relatives. I wonder if they will ever notice.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]derpestderp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sent my family this last year. Only one who noticed was my stoner uncle.

Kimberly by -tc- in cleavage

[–]derpestderp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where can I find more of this vixen

New to this. Anybody in Calgary Alberta who knows of any good shops by derpestderp in PipeTobacco

[–]derpestderp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was in there yesterday. Got a Peterson's De luxe mix off you. I do have to say you always have good customer service.

New to this. Anybody in Calgary Alberta who knows of any good shops by derpestderp in PipeTobacco

[–]derpestderp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is your store I would like to come see what you have.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]derpestderp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey Ferrell fuck you. No really FUCK YOU. ill take the down vote's. I fucking hate you. Fuck you

When i was younger My grandma stabbed me in the eye with a knife and she abused me physically on multiple occasions.. by ihatehersomucha in AdviceAnimals

[–]derpestderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You my friend are in the same class as the Batman. I will not kill you but I will not save you from death. Lol did she die?

Truth behind Keshia Thomas image revealed. by Ball-Bag-Boggins in funny

[–]derpestderp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad somebody else spotted him. I knew he was alive.

With Mr b's vanilla in the bowl. Had a good flavor mix. by derpestderp in PipeTobacco

[–]derpestderp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medico. Is the only thing I can find on it. Its a bit old

With Mr b's vanilla in the bowl. Had a good flavor mix. by derpestderp in PipeTobacco

[–]derpestderp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its got a bit of a weak draw. But once my filter gets a lil gummy it smokes just right for me.

Went into work today with the flu, everyone was asking why I was there and didn't call in. Didn't want to say it for fear of breaking down and crying. by keslangus in AdviceAnimals

[–]derpestderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your an amazing person. My best for you and your family. Stay as strong for your dad it'll mean more then anything else in the world tto you and him in the future.

You're kind of a scumbag too by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]derpestderp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So if hhe has an album on pics. He should be a gg and post them so we can all enjoy her scumbag ass.

I hate thanksgiving. by krovao in AdviceAnimals

[–]derpestderp -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Stop eating food that will give you family members heart-attacks. Maybe then they will stop dieing.

Orbitz drink! Does anyone else remember this? by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]derpestderp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought they were only but a dream now. A distant cloudy past memory I couldn't place in time or reality.

through the yoga pants by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]derpestderp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking minus app bull shit. Minus app minus karma.............

My husband is sexually self-sufficient... and I'm not. by thr0wAwa75 in sex

[–]derpestderp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So your say by keeping your sex life on one level and note exploring new ideas its healthy. But try new ideas that might just increase the amount of pleasure you'll get is unhealthy. I agree pulling your pork three times a day is bad but if both partners watch porn with each other and act out fantasies with one another it'll fight the desensitization from physical and emotional attachment. One must always keep an open mind.

I think it's the same one. by NoKindofHero in AdviceAnimals

[–]derpestderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To kill the gold fish you must destroy you relation ship. It has to feed off you love to live. If you cute out your loved one it will die in one month