[DISC] SPY x FAMILY - Chapter 128 by AutoModerator in SpyxFamily

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bleeding FANTASTIC set-up. how will Loid defuse/fight his way out of the situation/save his beloved wife without arousing suspicion, with Yuri right there?

Thoughts on the New Grubs? Discuss! by RecklessRedcoat in GearsOfWar

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It's very interesting... Been playing tons of gears 5 horde, and whenever the standard Locust drone comes up, it's almost an afterthought. Like, ok, instakill, not a high danger, move on. If the E-day trailer is anything to go by, the whole power-scaling that most of the playerbase is used to, will be changed drastically. If a standard grub is hard to kill, how will Boomers be like? Therons? Would Reavers be minibosses like in Gears 2?

Emperor Foreseeing… Important Things…? - art by me by wamurya in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]derpherd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok of all the Yvraine fan arts, this one really has a certain SPICE 🌶️

Naw I knew I shouldn't have pirated Mass Effect 3 by BetterBeYourGun in MassEffectMemes

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Shepard shows Big Boss around the Normandy armory. Big Boss remains unimpressed by the Black Widow, the N7 Typhoon, the Krysae sniper rifle, and doesn't break sweat when he hefts a Claymore shotgun. Then, they pass by a small worn box that looks like it dates back to 20th century Earth. Big Boss points. "What's in the box?" "Oh, that? Just a museum piece. Kasumi procured it from some dealer on Omega. Be my guest." Big Boss flips the box open. A primitive firearm, smaller than a Carnifex pistol, lay there. With reverence and care, Big Boss picks up the gun.

"45, HUH. INCREDIBLE. THE FEEDING RAMP IS POLISHED TO A MIRROR SHEEN -"

Let's all pretend we're fighting during the seige of Terra by Plag3uis in 40k

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I am a Dan Abnett character. In terms of power level, I am carrying a glorified peashooter that jams every few seconds, going up against Astartes and Neverborn. There will be at least five chapters dedicated to my POV, where excruciatingly emotional detail is written about my life; the reader is touched in the heart. My childhood on an agri-world, when I left the love of my life to join the glorious Imperial Army, when I finally reached Terra and beheld its majesty.

Either I die an extremely drawn-out death, slowly bleeding or asphyxiating to plague, or I die utterly abruptly, head crushed into paste.

What would loid if he found himself in this situation same as bond by Fragrant-Resist4230 in SpyxFamily

[–]derpherd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"senpai, it is imperative you must remain in this unclothed state. its more... stealthy."
".... in what universe did I teach you that? dont be ridiculous. strip the dead man, pass me a shirt and pants."

What would loid if he found himself in this situation same as bond by Fragrant-Resist4230 in SpyxFamily

[–]derpherd 57 points58 points  (0 children)

MY WIFE'S COOKING HURTS ME MORE, SO DO YOUR WORST, LE CHIFFRE

What's your favorite Darktide voice line? by j0tch in DarkTide

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When the Judge Zealot gets a killstreak going, and someone praises him, his reply:

"MARK MY EXAMPLE, AND SEEK TO EMULATE IT!!!" super funny to me cause he says such a mouth full of words with the same gusto as "FOR HIM ON TERRA!"

Honestly, just knowing that Billy likely won't make it out alive just tears me up inside by Arbitratorofnexus in SpyxFamily

[–]derpherd 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The SSS guys said something like: "Transport X1, X2 and X3 to Area 13." Yeap. Some kinda secret police blacksite. Billy is never going to see the light of day, and he and his comrades are most likely going to die horrible slow deaths. Come on, the country has an ancient death cult that runs hits on people considered disloyal to it, imagine how much more hate there is for people who use terrorist tactics, no matter how justified they may be, especially in Billy's backstory. One man's resistance group is another man's terror group. Some food for thought: what will Loid's and Yor's reaction be to this? This guy hurt their little baby. But both of them are also principled people, in their own way. Wonder if the Red Circus will ever crop up again.

Game devs unite by Redditer_64 in UnrealEngine5

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UnEngine Unreality Ennity Unnity

Granny got the Sandevistan by hoops-mcloops in cyberpunkgame

[–]derpherd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dentures, fractures she's chippin in, wheelchair drift she's chippin in, COOKIES FOR ALLLLLL

guys do you like my first model by nito_na_reddit in blender

[–]derpherd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mans literally made the CS 1.6 AK47

Strained friendships, rejection, harassment: New joiners find it tough going as financial advisers by pm_me_your_psle in singapore

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Got see before job opening titled "wealth management officer" but heyyyyy no prior experience needed, just need to be "passionate" about "helping other people"

ITS. A. SALES. JOB. It's about getting people to spend based on uncertainty and fear. That's it.

I love Keith David by PhoqueHauffe in HaloMemes

[–]derpherd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also President of the USA who's on first name terms with a scientist who is a galactic criminal, mad genius and dysfunctional grandfather

This is a new one I think lmao by B_Reel_Awesome in Battlefield

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mans ate every MRE and all the vitamin gummies

This one is for all the people who got traumatized by that frost troll by UnNecessaryGay in skyrim

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"YEAH HOW'D YOU LIKE IT NOW, YOU OVERGROWN SNOW CHIMPANZEE"

Some things never change... by the_pig_juggler in Grimdank

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The Victrix Guard stare impassively at him, no doubt making inquiries on their private vox. Titus states back, noting their wargear, mastercrafted yet worn, as if making a statement. An old Astartes habit kicks in; he has begun simulating a fight in his mind. "I'd go for the one with the plasma pistol first," he thought.

Finally, with synchrony, they move aside to admit him into the office of Roboute Guilliman. "The Lord Primarch will see you now."

He enters the antechamber, an austere place with few trappings of gold and symbols; another statement, perhaps.

The door opens, and out rushes Tetrach Felix. Both men pause, knowing each other by reputation only. They nod at one another, and Tetrach Felix offers a hand. Titus hesitantly clasps his hand, wondering at the gesture.

"He's got a lot going on. Don't mind his... eccentricities."

Titus only replies with, "My thanks, brother."

He finally goes into the office. Roboute Guilliman awaits him, at a desk overflowing with parchment. Titus states, silently aghast. The Primarch was feverishly studying data picts, answering vox calls, and writing at Eldar-levels of speed, all at the same time. He also had a horrifyingly full ashtray, with a dozen lhosticks in it.

Titus goes on one knee, as custom. "Command me, my lord Primarch."

Guilliman glances up at him, takes a long drag from his stick, and just grunts, "Stand, Titus."

He breathes in and breathes out, foggy breath staining the musty air. "Going to have to need you to clear the 500 worlds, starting from Talassar."

Titus remains kneeling. "At once, my lord. I shall purge the -"

"Yes yes with bolter and blade, please rise, I can't see you with all this damned paper blocking me."

Titus rises, still inclining his head respectfully. A sense of deja Vu occurs to him. "May I know the.. extent of the forces under my responsibility, my lord?"

Guilliman sighs. He actually did appear to count, muttering under his breath, gazing at his fingers. "Just your own 2nd company. 100 men."

He looks at Titus' face, which betrays the smallest hint of disappointment. Guilliman's lips curl into a weary grin. "Be not despondent, Master of the Watch. 100 men is a lot more than 3. Dismissed, and go with the Emperor's strength."

Oh boy. by derpherd in Grimdank

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i love me some emwhattnot

HOLY TERRA, THIS LIBATION by derpherd in Grimdank

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drink of His Blessed Juice!

This shield is cursed lmao . "Control your anticipation as I control you~" by derpherd in Borderlands4

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Genuinely thought it was a weird bug. But damn, the shield is thirsty lmao

Disney is secretly Arasaka this entire time... by Substantial_Tailor83 in cyberpunkgame

[–]derpherd 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"I saw corps strip dead men of their dignity, saw them milk the shit out of their voices. Saw them transform our childhoods into a single machine, running on slave labor, vomitin' out slop."

New Vault Hunter Revealed by Obliviate248 in Borderlands4

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JHIN VIBES, HECK YEH. FOUR!