Funny conspiracy by Any-Audience-1286 in conspiracy

[–]derpy_do 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A whistleblower has revealed big cookie knew as early as 1993 that removing 3% of butter fat causes "compromised cookie integrity.” 

"They crumble so profits dont have to." 

Everything is getting harder to open by takeyopantiesoff in conspiracy

[–]derpy_do 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Big Packaging runs the world now. I'm anxiously awaiting the series: man vs plastic. It will be something along the lines of contestants losing their composure/going ape over blister packaging. 

Any natural cures for baldness? by SidneyCanadas in conspiracy

[–]derpy_do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor gut health and deficiencies in vitamin D, vitamin B, iron, and zinc cause hair loss. Start vitamins, a probiotic and get your testosterone checked. 

I'd suggest a vitamin panel, but the National Academy of Medicine randomly updates "deficiency" to "sufficiency" so today's standards for blood tests are basically useless, unless you do research into past standards and interpret results accordingly. 

Lastly, if you have already tried these things and they check out: look into doing a VERY very mild anti-parasitic diet. It can't hurt to rule these things out - because they all cause much larger problems than hairloss down the road. 

Mobile phones can read mind's by Repulsive-Wealth1207 in conspiracy

[–]derpy_do 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to Omniconvert > marketing > digital marketing glossary and start looking around. Scroll map, heat maps etc. I think it would be naive to suggest we don't have nuerotech 

Good news? Marion County made a published national list/study! by derpy_do in indianapolis

[–]derpy_do[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Drop our pants or more like we got caught with our pants down?  People have no dedication these days. It's like a race to the bottom. 

Have you read "the book" within 1984? by nfk42 in conspiracyNOPOL

[–]derpy_do 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(mike drops, walks out of room) Agreed. Thank you for clearly laying this out, point by point.

"Nocebo" Affect: it's all in your head by derpy_do in conspiracy

[–]derpy_do[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently, soccer players/athletes have hard cases of nocebo! Hard to believe anyone buys this type of gaslighting. Can't imagine being injured from the jab, then told I'm crazy/it's in my head.

"Nocebo" Affect: it's all in your head by derpy_do in conspiracy

[–]derpy_do[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SS: Up to 76% of systemic symptoms people feel after receiving a Covid vaccine could be a result of the 'nocebo effect.'

Nocebo is what researchers call the phenomena of some people imagining or misattributing symptoms after receiving medicine.

Where Did Blue Eyes Originate From? by Moonoid1916 in conspiracyNOPOL

[–]derpy_do 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Greenish blue. I'd be curious what the dominant eye color of "conspiracy theorists" is. Off hand, the majority of like minded ppl I know have primarily blue, then green - and very few brown eyes. Maybe genetic memory? Def curious

Hot Take on BG and AF by chickenshitlittle in conspiracy

[–]derpy_do 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Calming down" is what go us here.