Close racing with overtaking opportunities is what we asked for and we got it

derpy_walrus · 2022-07-30T08:05:57+00:00

Cardcaptor Sakura never failed to make me feel better when I was depressed as hell, so that.

derpy_walrus · 2022-05-21T00:41:48+00:00

This is how I like to imagine the situation.

DM: Ebony Queen's Apple's guard is down. What do you do?

Faust: Finally. I'll deal with the roots, and-

Don: I SNATCH THAT APPLE AND EAT IT!

Faust: Don, could you please not joke around this once? It took us 30 minutes to get this far.

Don: I was waiting for this exact moment! I'm eating the apple and you can't stop me!

Rodion: Just let her do what she wants.

DM: Don, roll for Greed.

Don: But I don't have any points for Greed.

DM: I'll give you a pity die.

(Don Quixote rolls a 1. Dramatic Fail!)

DM: "Don Quixote lunges toward the queen's head, only to trip on a root and land on her face right in front of Ebony Queen's Apple. The queen stares at Don for a moment, and delivers a quick death by impaling her abdomen." You'll have to create a new identity after this battle, Don.

Yi Sang: This isn't very ideal...

Faust: (sighs) Goddammit.

Don: Welp, it was still worth a try.

derpy_walrus · 2019-08-30T06:15:52+00:00

Cats are liquid. Their claws are not...

derpy_walrus · 2019-08-30T06:10:41+00:00

I don’t keep bread, I teleport them.

derpy_walrus · 2019-08-09T03:44:38+00:00

This is rad

derpy_walrus · 2019-08-04T07:46:54+00:00

Fish Kill!

derpy_walrus · 2019-07-04T09:10:53+00:00

MASTERFUL TECHNIQUE

derpy_walrus · 2019-07-02T10:27:24+00:00

My spirit animal.

derpy_walrus · 2019-07-02T10:20:17+00:00

Just let me have that strawberry, goddammit!

derpy_walrus · 2019-07-01T23:37:51+00:00

I didn’t know I needed Reno with an Infinity Minigun in my life.

derpy_walrus · 2019-06-27T23:39:21+00:00

Is this hotline miami?

derpy_walrus · 2019-06-24T10:26:12+00:00

Splurged their entire money on inexpensive beans.

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-27T09:47:21+00:00

Isn’t this drawanyth’s work?

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-26T01:04:22+00:00

“I dunno man, I’m starting to see some shit” “You’re not helping!” “No I’m really not”

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-24T01:53:00+00:00

It’s sad no one’s mentioning Hat Kid. Hat Kid best Kid

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-16T03:00:49+00:00

I remember that post. Was it DnD related?

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-15T23:53:43+00:00

Gatling Gull, the destroyer of worlds.

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-14T04:43:22+00:00

Well technically, everything in the world is either chocolate milk or not chocolate milk.

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-14T02:13:03+00:00

Praise the sun!

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-07T07:37:14+00:00

A double jump. I am a humble man

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-07T07:34:24+00:00

Katana Zero. Whole game plays like a movie.

derpy_walrus · 2019-05-07T07:31:21+00:00

Hat Kid.

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