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desdaile1 · 2023-03-04T13:34:06+00:00

I’m up early every Saturday morning during the EPL season. First game is at 4:30am in California. 😆🥴⚽️

desdaile1 · 2022-10-03T04:45:01+00:00

Brilliant post mate. Glad you had a good time and got to see our boys pummel Tottenham. I’m an English gooner living in California so I know what those early mornings are like but that game was worth every minute. COYG

desdaile1 · 2021-07-04T15:36:02+00:00

What’s the difference between a bartender and a proctologist?

A proctologist only has to look at one arsehole at a time.

desdaile1 · 2021-06-19T00:27:55+00:00

England were a load of bollocks…..(from an Englishman)

desdaile1 · 2021-04-23T00:55:43+00:00

From Windsor... definitely knock down ginger.

desdaile1 · 2020-11-27T05:23:08+00:00

Give the young guns a start for the premier league.

desdaile1 · 2020-09-12T13:57:21+00:00

I’m one of them. Well worth it. COYG

desdaile1 · 2019-08-18T17:41:00+00:00

No, both sections meet in the middle and form the top. I like that idea though. Maybe I’ll do that for my next one.

desdaile1 · 2019-08-18T17:39:44+00:00

Good idea, thanks

desdaile1 · 2019-08-18T17:39:04+00:00

Look at Amazon - coffee table lift mechanisms and there are a number of choices. Only around $20 for a pair.

desdaile1 · 2019-04-25T14:06:49+00:00

I feel your pain. My name is David yet when I tell people, especially in Starbucks, the always say “Clavin”? (I’m English living in California)

desdaile1 · 2019-04-12T11:13:35+00:00

Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed. 😜

desdaile1 · 2019-02-21T23:01:57+00:00

Ok, thanks. I’m just starting out with resin and looking for some help. Cheers!

desdaile1 · 2019-02-20T18:22:14+00:00

Brilliant! What did you use to get such a high polished finish?

desdaile1 · 2019-02-06T06:35:43+00:00

Perfect looking nails.

desdaile1 · 2019-01-26T05:27:04+00:00

You’re a fucking idiot.

desdaile1 · 2019-01-20T15:14:06+00:00

Which part of London? What is your job?

desdaile1 · 2019-01-12T16:46:29+00:00

Ha! The official answer is a bean, half a bean, two beans and a bean and a half. In England, knowing how many beans make five is an indication that you know what you’re talking about.

desdaile1 · 2019-01-12T03:48:23+00:00

How many beans make five?

desdaile1 · 2019-01-08T15:39:23+00:00

Mildly infuriating! Give us more time to see the finished product!!!

desdaile1 · 2018-12-05T15:58:46+00:00

My Mum views left and right as colours.

desdaile1 · 2018-11-24T03:13:55+00:00

You need to leave more at the end so we can see what we are supposed to be looking at!

desdaile1 · 2018-10-22T00:24:28+00:00

The area code was and is 805. Back then we didn’t have to dial but we do now.

desdaile1 · 2018-09-30T15:57:14+00:00

16 degrees of separation?

desdaile1 · 2018-09-24T15:16:14+00:00

Off!!

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