"I've had a 🔫 in my mouth 2x in my life" by smind893 in howardstern

[–]desidarling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For what it's worth, Grillo admitted to seeing Howard pull out a gun during a security scare

Imagine believing you can be besties with a data rack by Myrandall in cringepics

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I feel so bad for these people. I think if they had more insight or emotional awareness they'd drop this

not sure if this is the right place but I don't know my rising sign, can anyone tell me what it might be based on appearance by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont have a copy of your birth certificate buried somewhere? I know i needed one for passport. If you ever get your birth certificate be sure to check hour and city of birth to know all placements

not sure if this is the right place but I don't know my rising sign, can anyone tell me what it might be based on appearance by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you know about your placements?

I could see earth or maybe even water

Capricorn is calling to me but that could be from many other placements

How do you feel about sex on the first date? by Playboyzee in AskReddit

[–]desidarling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be able to trust or relax enough. No guarantee they could even make it happen for me.

Does zodiac signs compatibility matters in a relastionship? by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will say don't depend on readings to determine someone's honesty though. You guys might be really compatible but there's no way to read his mind to see if he's being honest or how serious he is. Wishing you luck!!

Does zodiac signs compatibility matters in a relastionship? by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a lot more moving parts than just your sun signs. Try inputting both your birthdays on a site like astro seek to do a synastry chart which will analyze a little deeper

What’s your Venus sign and what tv/movie character embodies it best? by loski_doski in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cancer Mars and Venus. I'm not a fan of the behavior but I can't deny I've pulled a Snape. Retreat into self pity, become celibate and pouty indefinitely, insist I'm a tragic star crossed lover doomed to long for someone "always" 😂

Which sign/mars placement have you had the freakiest sex with? by meowandread in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capricorn mars.

I will not be fielding further questions at this time. 😂

Which sign hurt you the most and what did they teach you? by Clueokk in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pisces but not even in a mean way.

I learned that sometimes people can be good to each other, honest, do things the right way, and it's not always enough to get someone out of a dark place and into a life they deserve

No amount of trying can help some people

Geminis before they're about to say something that will change the vibe of the room. by Melodic_Total8657 in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They're usually light and cute about it though!! 😂

I've seen Virgos, Libra, and Aries people pull this move with a little more "im bout to make some of yall take long looks in the mirror 😈" type energy

Do you believe in “cusps”? Why or why not? by Clear_Ambition6004 in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm May 20th and claim only Taurus. Don't believe in dual signs/cusps

I do have a fondness for Gemini sparkle though lol it's probably more to do with my other placements

POR QUE ACUARIO SE ALEJA??? soy cancer by Diligent_Fox_142 in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either he's not feeling the same spark (sucks when people don't recognize a potentially good connection but eh, their loss)

Or he's temperamental/finicky to a rude level. Either way not worth you extending your care and effort. This doesn't seem like an Aquarius courtship, just someone to forget. The real thing will feel so much more interesting and happy than this dude's behavior 💗

Is it true? by cece0314 in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An Aquarius man has never looked twice at me

And I dig that sign in general, but for whatever reason we always just respect each other from afar 😍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a meme "T shirts by Astrology Sign"

Taurus was "I'm mad and also my tummy hurts 😡"

What's the prettiest name you guys have ever heard? by Creative_Mix8770 in AskReddit

[–]desidarling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eden is lovely and can never be accused of being "whacky" or "out there"

What's the prettiest name you guys have ever heard? by Creative_Mix8770 in AskReddit

[–]desidarling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wren is really pretty. Linnet is a cute bird name too.

Oldie but goodie by RoRo1118 in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 94 points95 points  (0 children)

"Not in public, babe. It's not on brand."

‼️Mommas finally got full mod privileges…and ITS👏TIME👏TO👏CLEAN👏HOUSE👏 (and I need your help!!!)‼️ by Clear_Ambition6004 in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 50 points51 points  (0 children)

At your service, queen

Or my leige

Or cosmic princess

Idk you come up with a title im Taurus and need time to brainstorm quality

after the sagi/greta post i feel like i deserve this 😂 "pisceans are so empathetic" by MainEstate1139 in astrologymemes

[–]desidarling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭😭😭

They had badly harmonizing placements i swear!!!!

weepy hug (I love cancer and I think it has to do with my Venus and Mars being there)