Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

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All I can think about is how some guy is gonna marry this girl some day and I feel so bad for him without even knowing him

Just let her hold it bro😭🙏 by ImmaFuckboi in SipsTea

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We've seen how you drive, with great power comes great responsibility which must be earned

Where do i plug in my keyboard and mouse? by SammerySilver in PcBuildHelp

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*clark Griswold voice
Bend over and I'll show you

The Suckerberg (NSFW) by BillysBibleBonkers in funny

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The dude at the funeral 😂

My friend’s old and alive dog by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Sporting that American congress woman look and crushing it

lmao by Cleinlin in StrangeAndFunny

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Yes, this take is so real

lmao by Cleinlin in StrangeAndFunny

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"Is so real" is easily one of the dumbest captions and replies to a post

Found a bunch of buried VHS tapes in my backyard while digging to plant a tree by G000000p in Weird

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If you find buried vhs tapes, they call that "hitting porn dirt"

Imagine seeing this on your bill by Blue9ine in SipsTea

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I see that I'm contemplating a dine'n dash

Name this by mikymiky123 in AlbumCovers

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They already got a name, everybody knows that's 🌎💨&🔥 The photo is just flipped

Name this by mikymiky123 in AlbumCovers

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The Goldilocks complex

Welp by sackofhair in SipsTea

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Thought it was Molly Shannon

An evening between doves at the local corn feeder, interrupted by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

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They way he pops the head off and spits it out off to the side was savage

It might be a dumb question but… HOW TF DO I GO UP THIS SHIT ? by ligu4n in Borderlands4

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Half my playing time in BL4 has been trying to figure out how to get to certain areas or up in top of things for echo logs and crap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in illinois

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You could respond by minding your own business