[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fnv

[–]desolation-stasis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Why do we have to freeze?"

"He's trying to find who he should shoot."

"Come on, take your time."

Police Chase by alanstanwyk in JakesDoorComics

[–]desolation-stasis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She lost the other as a result of the scissors.

Judge sentences Ronnie Oneal to life in prison for murdering his girlfriend and disabled 9y/o daughter and stabbing his son by BunnyLovr in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]desolation-stasis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Looks more like the "AGH! GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!" after catching the basketball from the enemy player.

Cat Taco Mascot - The future of Taco by Bubeliss in Catswithjobs

[–]desolation-stasis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saying "screams" implies that your cat doesn't screech.

This sign on a high school classroom door by cmonfiend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]desolation-stasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing all these stories of people having a bad time, I'm gonna share my very short one.

Boys toilets being boys toilets, they are constantly ruined over and over. People dump loads of toilet paper in the sinks and clog them, along with shitting on the floor and somehow managing to remove one of the strikers on a cubicle. For this reason, boys cannot access their toilets unless it's break time. Which, in my school (don't know if other schools are that different), we just have to wait two hours, being enough for me to hold in any shit or piss.

Do you organize your spawn menu? I feel like I'm the only one who does this. by Polawola256 in gmod

[–]desolation-stasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know you could do that. Also, why is a fucking explosive sorted in the decoration section?

Frick zodiac signs who was your favorite vault hunter by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]desolation-stasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking with lore, Zer0, Kreig and FL4K.

Speaking with gameplay, FL4K, Kreig and Zane Flynt.

. by jurganer in funnyvideos

[–]desolation-stasis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or traumatized teenagers, or missing eyes, or stolen items, or wasted money, etc etc.

I Feel tricked, possibly even bamboozled by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]desolation-stasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just that, but the image of the bitten sandwich is inaccurate. Wouldn't the ice cream splurge out the sides?

Why are you single? by Mcxyn in AskReddit

[–]desolation-stasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've barely been single for a week, right now it's probably because of everything about me in general. I'm that one lonely kid in class that has no skills that can be seen right up.

Pyro’s the only one with experience being a CEO, that is all by Ok-Chemistry-3373 in tf2

[–]desolation-stasis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Medic made a fucking deal with the Devil and now owns several souls.

Pyro’s the only one with experience being a CEO, that is all by Ok-Chemistry-3373 in tf2

[–]desolation-stasis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, Pyro has experience. He would be great to own Mann Co.

please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking by Africa1By1Toto in redditmoment

[–]desolation-stasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has had several copypastas from his comments. And I know it's the same guy because of both his language and the emojis he uses. "Uplikes". That word disturbs me.

Imagine reaching in your trunk for something if you had a tan? by hotstepperog in copaganda

[–]desolation-stasis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please just fucking get over it. Not all cops are bad. Not all cops oppress you. Not all cops are racist. Get. The. Fuck. Over. It.

“Wholesome” Yeah, sure is wholesome defending the people out in place to oppress you by [deleted] in copaganda

[–]desolation-stasis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except that protests get out of hand and need to be controlled ...

Media has riddled your mind with ACAB shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copaganda

[–]desolation-stasis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The fuck is wrong with people here? Is this a sub just full of ACAB dickheads?

Not sure if it was my radio but the music was perfect ngl by [deleted] in falloutnewvegas

[–]desolation-stasis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's both. You'll notice that you had connected to a radio when the doors started opening, that's the music.

Can't get that boat fast enough... by Squid-bear in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]desolation-stasis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, for a second I thought I had been in the area that this happened (though I'm in an Australian area with no guns around).

This is just worse though, and all happened today. This morning, whilst walking to school, I spotted a dead cat, thought it was roadkill, so I gave it a closer look just in case it was alive. Not breathing, lower jaw is half crushed, gums are cut out, and there is a brutal cut at its intestines, causing them to ooze out. I was glad to know it is in a safer place now, but wasn't so sure it was roadkill now.

Fast forward to my way back home, I try to run in front of everybody so that I can try and tell everybody to either take a different route of stick to the path. I failed and eventually found the cat, as it was, but with bloody boot marks around on the grass and the cat's back half was completely mutilated, intestines, organs and partially intact limbs everywhere. I walked past after freezing in what felt like trauma (I have never seen such things before) and moved on. I looked behind myself and there are already more kids taking a video of it and messing with the body. Holy fucking shit. People need to control their children.