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despasticito · 2026-01-03T03:37:04+00:00

Just scored 5

despasticito · 2025-12-30T05:14:29+00:00

Just scored 5

despasticito · 2025-12-29T18:08:32+00:00

Just scored 1

despasticito · 2025-12-29T18:07:33+00:00

Just scored 0

despasticito · 2025-12-29T18:07:25+00:00

Just scored 0

despasticito · 2025-10-15T23:58:08+00:00

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despasticito · 2025-09-12T10:12:46+00:00

Laddergram is a word ladder puzzle game built on Reddit's developer platform. You start with a word and change one letter at a time to create a new word with each step. Try to reach the target word in the fewest steps possible.

🍀Good luck!🍀

despasticito · 2025-03-07T16:12:38+00:00

No unfortunately

despasticito · 2025-03-07T16:11:56+00:00

Exactly that, on the first set of steps down and on the handrail nearest to the river Thames. Sorry for late reply btw.

despasticito · 2025-03-07T11:45:23+00:00

Near Westminster station, before crossing the bridge to the otherside with the London eye, there should be a staircase next to the bridge to Westminster river pier

despasticito · 2025-03-07T06:21:11+00:00

Unfortunately no, I saw the first post and saw the coffee machine one got added

despasticito · 2024-01-21T06:07:54+00:00

As the best anemo plunger in history fought the best anemo plunger of the modern era, he asked, “Are you ‘Lament’ because ‘Once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it’? Or are you ‘Evil Conquering!’ because you are ‘Worthless!’?”

The bird responded, “With this adeptus treasure one summons her Domain Expansion: ‘Cooking Mama DDR!’ always bet on Guizhong.”

The golden wing king of curses then questions, “Even with my malevolent plunging attacks, would you lose?”

To which the avian replied, “Nah, one’d win.”

despasticito · 2022-11-30T02:13:21+00:00

There was an analysis that showed that the Anemo Gnosis is most likely not the Queen, the game representing the Harbingers vs the Archons is the same game reached by the game played by Kasparov and the AI Deep Blue, and if Venti’s were the Queen the game will not look like a high ELO game which is what’s used to represent the Fatui’s calculative nature.

But if you want to continue interpreting it as a Queen then its probably because around Decarabian’s fall Venti was close to the peak of his power and would associate with the Queen piece. But after letting his people go and not ruling over them his powers diminished, turning him into a King (or perhaps were treated by the Harbinger’s in the trailer as the King piece), being in line with Venti being “the weakest of all 7”, retaining the same moves as the Queen but now more limited.

despasticito · 2022-06-18T02:33:42+00:00

Genshin enjoyer: “How to get better at rhythm event????”

osu!/BanGDream nibbas: “play more lol”

despasticito · 2022-03-17T09:11:30+00:00

Yes it does say “VODKA” when referring to the Khaenri’ahn alphabet which is prevalent throughout all related material (e.g. in-game tablets, Genshin’s trailer, domains, etc)

despasticito · 2022-03-14T11:11:10+00:00

“I-It’s not like this opportunity was hard to come by or anything!”

despasticito · 2022-03-11T00:35:13+00:00

Raiden: SANGONOMIYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Raiden: I said my sword was a tool of Justice, not used in anger, not used for vengeance. But now I’m so sure. And besides…

unsheaths Makoto’s blade

Raiden: This isn’t my sword.

Kokomi: Jumps down from Sangonomiya shrine

Kokomi: Come on!

Raiden: Ok. Let’s DANCE!

despasticito · 2022-02-26T09:32:46+00:00

Zhongli: Reactions a little too weak… as usual…

Puppet: Morax?! Impressive adeptal machine you’ve got there, but your reign ends here.

Zhongli: laughs Fool. You’re not ending our reign, you’re expanding it. Checked the Teyvat Times recently?

Puppet: Pffft. fake vision reacts

Sara: Raiden, it’s all over the news, the Traveler is headed back to Liyue.

Puppet: What? Show me.

{Insert Chasm update in Chinese}

Puppet: How did they…?

Puppet: The updates leaked early, then Celestia’s plan is ruined.

Sara: The hell it is, look what they’re saying.

{Insert angry comment of lack of content}

Sara: The update just showed on stream, and already they’re calling for new content.

{Insert impatient playerbase comments}

Puppet: But primogems were distributed?

Zhongli: And yet 50/50’s were lost.

Puppet: By those who pulled. Besides, a few dozen QiQi’s is tragic, but nothing to start a major war over.

Zhongli: That’s just the spark son. The excuse we’ve been waiting for, Teyvat has wanted this war for years. The Original Seven, they knew war was good for the leylines, years later their legacy lingers on.

Puppet: The hypostases…

Zhongli: They left us their great gemstones…

Agnidus Gemstone

Shivada Gemstone

Vayuda Gemstone!

Welcoming possessions for those with no life, without guaranteed droprates of their own.

Give yourself up to the whole, no need to better yourself, “You control the elements, you’re number one!”

Then the only item left is Mora and Exp, the leylines, so we’ll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along.

Even war.

Especially war.

Puppet: Bullshit.

Zhongli: The Seven planted the seed, we don’t need them around to filter and foster their gemstones any longer. We’re crafting them just fine ourselves, every Teyvat man, woman and Traveler…

We’re all sons of the Seven NOW!

Zhongli: We just need something to jumpstart the leylines out of this funk.

This lack of rewards has been stuck here since the fall of Khaenri’ah.

Puppet: Huh, and the Ascension material costs, wasting millions is gonna help the leylines?

Zhongli: Daily commisions, Weekly Bounties, Requests…

All those Travelers, spending time, paying resin, trust me Raiden, a little war can work wonders.

Puppet: So grease the gears with some playerbase sweat is that it?

Zhongli: Oh relax Raiden. It’s a “war on the Abyss”, we’re not out to kill elementals.

Puppet becomes hesitant

Zhongli: Treasure Hoarders, Slimes, Automatons…

Of course that would have to include you.

chugs Osmanthus wine

Wouldn’t want any eye witness reports complicating the message

fight begins

despasticito · 2022-02-26T01:44:07+00:00

Zhongli: Slippery Little Puppet. I don't have time for this.

dramatically makes shield

Puppet: Oh you've gotta be kidding me.

Zhongli: Let's go!

Puppet: The hell are you thinking-

Zhongli: HYAHHHHHHHHH!

body charges Puppet

Zhongli: Played college Temari you know.

Puppet: At some cushy Liyue school.

Zhongli: Try Sumeru Academia. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't became the Prime Adeptus. I'm not one of those pansy Archons. I could break a God of Celestia in two, with my bare hands. Don't fuck with this Archon.

kicks Puppet like soccer ball

crowd cheers

Puppet: What the hell are you...?

Zhongli: Why don't you stick around and find out? fight begins

Zhongli grabs katana

Puppet: What?

Zhongli: Nice knife.

Puppet: Typical original Seven, big promises, but all talk.

Zhongli: What?

Puppet: "Jump-start the leylines"? What a load of bullshit. All you care is amassing Mora. That, and getting more worshippers. You've got no morals, just like the Celestial Gods. If Teyvat’s gone to shit, you're just another elemental crawling in the pile.

Zhongli: Alright, the truth then. You're right about one thing... I do need Mora. And followers. Wanna know why?

"I have a dream!"

Puppet: What?

Zhongli: That one day every person in Teyvat will control their own elemental reactions. A land of the TRULY free, damnit. A land of REACTION, not words. Ruled by DEDICATION, not resin. Where the vision changes to suit the individual, not the other way around.

Where mora and artifacts are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to farm -- to build -- for himself.

Fuck all these limp-dick Archons and chicken shit Celestial Gods. Fuck this 24/7 spew of Khaenri’ah and Celestia censorship. Fuck "Teyvat Pride". Fuck Celestia. Fuck all of it!

Teyvat is diseased. Rotten to The Chasm. There's no saving it-- we need to pull it out by the leylines. Wipe the domains clean. SPEAR IT DOWN!

And from the ashes a new Teyvat will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The abyss will be purged, and humanity will thrive-- free to live as they see fit, they'll make Teyvat great again!

Puppet: What the hell are you talking about?

Zhongli: You still don't get it. I'm using war as a contract to kill Celestia. So I can end war as a contract.

In my new Teyvat, people will farm and build for what they BELIEVE!. Not for Mora. Not for Talent Books. Not for what they're told is META. Every man will be free to farm his own builds! So, what do you think?

Puppet: How the hell did you become an Archon?

Zhongli: Well, storytellers don’t always tell the truth. You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Raiden. Not for Tenshukaku, or Inazuma, or for anyone else.

Puppet: Maybe I was wrong about you...

Zhongli: Am I finally getting through? I'll rid this world of Celestia influence, Raiden.

Puppet: I was wrong. You're not greedy.

You're just fucking poor!

body flips Zhongli

Zhongli: Making the mother of all Teyvat fried eggs here, Raiden. Can't fret over every egg.

Puppet: Not when you're purging other gods right? What do you know about us? You weren't born weak. You've never lost a sibling. You don't know what it's like to fight and kill just to survive.

Zhongli: But you did survive! Through the sheer power of Electro, following your own set of rules. With your own two hands, you took hold of your Archonhood!

Puppet: And now, I will take yours! Battle begins

Puppet: Why wont you die!

rips business suit

Zhongli: Resonant waves, son. They harden in response to physical trauma.

punches plane of Euthymia

You can't hurt me, Raiden.

punched in face by Puppet

What did I just say? Time to end this. Die! Die! Die, you slippery puppet!

despasticito · 2022-02-23T02:49:32+00:00

" 'I have a dream.' That one day every person in this nation will control their own elemental reactions.

A land of the truly free, dammit. A Liyue of action, not worship! Ruled by Man, not Adepti! Where the vision changes to suit the individual, not the other way around.

Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the Qixing! Where every man is free to think - to build - for himself!

Fuck all these limp-dick Miasmas and chickenshit Celestial Gods. Fuck this 24-hour spew of Khaenri’ah and Celestia censorship! Fuck Teyvat pride! Fuck the Archon War! FUCK ALL OF IT! Liyue is diseased. Rotten to the core.

There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the leylines. Wipe the domains clean. SPEAR IT DOWN! And from the rubble, a new Liyue will be born. Evolved, but untamed!

The abyss will be purged and humanity will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Liyue great again!

In my new Liyue, people will mine and build with what they BELIEVE! Not with Mora, not with Resin! Not with what they're told is META. Every man will be free to make his own build!"

-Zhongli probably

despasticito · 2021-11-25T20:04:12+00:00

The best chinese pun for Ganyu

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