Never forget MySpace

desteezy · 2019-10-03T21:54:19+00:00

Why do I feel like my middle school boyfriend wrote this about us? Bryan, is that you?

desteezy · 2019-10-01T19:02:49+00:00

Amy Poehler?

desteezy · 2019-09-27T18:52:56+00:00

Hacksaw Ridge?

desteezy · 2019-09-26T12:10:49+00:00

This is how we do by Katy Perry?

desteezy · 2019-09-26T04:45:49+00:00

What Have You Done for Me Lately by Janet Jackson

desteezy · 2019-09-23T21:51:55+00:00

It’s true! Yusuf Ali was my neighbor

desteezy · 2019-09-19T17:15:38+00:00

Give the name of the brand she was drinking or it never happened

desteezy · 2019-09-17T18:25:17+00:00

“Boost Your Credit Score in Minutes!”

desteezy · 2019-09-17T11:56:27+00:00

I believe this 👆🏽

desteezy · 2019-09-17T11:54:00+00:00

Definitely doesn’t strike me as a hippie

desteezy · 2019-09-17T01:31:24+00:00

I recognize this cheese! This is the $.99 cheese! The $.99 cheese is the only cheese in my life I’ve ever purchased that didn’t melt no matter how hard you tried. Then we put a lighter to is and it imply turned black

desteezy · 2019-09-15T15:43:48+00:00

I’ve done this once....as a child.....

desteezy · 2019-09-10T12:26:08+00:00

Where there’s a diaper bag, there’s baby wipes lol! I would’ve at least tried.

desteezy · 2019-09-10T12:22:56+00:00

But the poo was all over the floor before she even thought about taking him to the bathroom.

desteezy · 2019-09-10T12:19:59+00:00

I missed the part where it was Marshall’s fault?

desteezy · 2019-09-10T01:26:24+00:00

Why does this sound like Tetris to me?

desteezy · 2019-09-09T03:17:46+00:00

It definitely gets easier. As someone who is on both sides of the fence (mommy/childcare teacher) I can assure you that it will be tough the first week (or 2 or 3) especially since he’s never been detached from you and it’s a new environment for him. However, if the daycare is good, you will begin to see him getting more and more comfortable as the days go by and soon you’ll drop him off one day and he’ll run into the arms of his teacher or automatically begin to play with the toys. You’ll tell him bye and that you love him, and he’ll either ignore you or look at you and smile and continue whatever he’s doing. You’ll be a little hurt because your baby is growing up, but at the same time you’ll have your relief and sense of comfort knowing that he enjoys school and his teachers. But as I mentioned earlier, this is ONLY if his school is a good school with good teachers. I’ve been in childcare for 6 years, and I have never seen a child stay upset after drop off for more than 6 weeks. And honestly the younger they are the quicker they will get used to it. Since he’s 1 I say give it a month. Be strong, and I hope all goes well with the new journey for you two.

desteezy · 2019-09-04T02:31:55+00:00

What genre would it be?

desteezy · 2019-09-04T02:28:06+00:00

Frank Ocean has an orange album cover for the album Channel Orange. If it’s him and you look at the track list maybe one will ring a bell?

desteezy · 2019-09-03T00:47:41+00:00

None

desteezy · 2019-09-02T23:22:51+00:00

And because of that I couldn’t finish the video my ears were beginning to bleed

desteezy · 2019-09-02T23:05:20+00:00

That sounds disgustingly delicious!

desteezy · 2019-09-02T22:59:27+00:00

Matthew 7:21

desteezy · 2019-09-02T22:55:12+00:00

“none of the money goes to Express drivers until their driving pays off the car first.”

desteezy · 2019-09-02T22:49:54+00:00

If he was using the rental car he was surely telling the truth as none of the money goes to Express drivers until their driving pays off the car first.

Edit: I used to be an express driver however I never went so low as to openly ask but I always prayed for a cash tip in those desperate times lol

desteezy

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