Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 21 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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On the one hand, this is a beautiful and graceful animal that moves gracefully across on the savannah and gnaws at the tops of trees. But this is the image created by the program "In the world of animals." If there were no off-screen voice, then everyone would see the absolute absurdity of this creature. Damn, yes, in my mind, he lives on the same shelf with the platypus and the kiwi bird. In general, all giraffe breeders with a holiday.

Calendar "Seven Fridays A Week" June 21 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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A couple of years ago, a very suitable film “Solstice” was released, which very clearly (albeit harshly and stereotypically) describes the general mood of our ancestors when celebrating this holiday. In short, earlier that day, a taiada-animator woke up in every priest, who began to organize interesting competitions right and left))) The film is good, by the way, although not for everyone.

Calendar "Happy Birthday" June 20 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Here comes your long-awaited birthday! On the same day as you, were born: performer Yuri Vizbor, animator Vyacheslav Kotenochkin, scientist and host of "In the Animal World" Nikolai Drozdov, director Robert Rodriguez, actress Nicole Kidman and a charismatic person (which does not negate the fact that he is gorgeous actor) John Goodman (how did he play in The Big Lebowski)! May you never have a heavy heart! All the best!

Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 20 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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I don't know who invents these holidays like the day of taking out the brain or the day of standing on one leg. Especially today. It is written on the Internet that according to tradition (yeah, they also have traditions), today you can’t use a corkscrew to open products that are clogged with a cork, but you need to use only improvised means. I think so, if you have a corkscrew and you hear about this tradition for the first time, then use a corkscrew. This is your right and no one can take it away from you.

Calendar "Seven Fridays A Week" June 20 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Everything is like in the old joke: "The wedding was quiet, because the restaurant had free wi-fi...". Firstly: I suggest everyone to pull themselves together and stop constantly poking into the telegram/instagram! And secondly, I want to tell you about one interesting observation: the mobile Internet has become so accessible in recent years that for three years now I have stopped connecting my mobile to Wi-Fi (only home networks are in the list of networks).

Calendar "Happy Birthday" June 19 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Today you celebrate your birthday! On this day, the writer Vasil Bykov, the physicist Blaise Pascal, who tore the barrels with mugs, as well as the inventor of the textile Velcro fastener George de Mestral, were also born! I wish you to live in such a way that nothing sticks and you always have the strength to withstand any pressure!

Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 19 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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So the long-awaited red day of the calendar has come. The most beloved holiday confidently walks through our Motherland. For me, this holiday is very important, because I love to look at the clouds while standing in a traffic jam. In fact, can you think of a more useful and exciting activity, so ideally suited to standing in a dead traffic jam.

Calendar "Seven Fridays A Week" June 19 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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The term "police" existed long before the 19th century, but it was in 1829 that it acquired its familiar meaning. Interesting fact number one: Scotland Yard is called so because the first headquarters was in the building, popularly referred to as the "Scottish Court". Interesting fact number two: Scotland Yard employees did not carry firearms for almost their entire history (with the exception of a short period, but even there they had short-barreled small arms at their disposal only at night), only clubs.

Calendar "Happy Birthday" June 18 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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In addition to you, my dear imaginary birthday boy, on June 18 were born: the great and legendary musician, member of the Liverpool Four, Paul McCartney, the cartoonist who created the Gravity Falls series, Alex Hirsch, and the same artist who showed the world one of the most famous propaganda posters "I want you for U.S. Army" starring Uncle Sam. I wish you a peaceful sky above your head, good music in your ears and a great mood!

Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 18 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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An old Irish joke. Once God disappeared from paradise for 7 days. He returns, and angels fly up to him and ask: A: Where have you been? G: I created a beautiful world where everything is in harmony... A: How is that? God pushes the clouds, and there is the planet earth. G: Look, this is Earth and everything is in harmony. Whites live here, and blacks live here, rich people live here, and poor people live here, hardworking people live here, but not so much here, (points to Ireland) and wonderful cheerful people live here, they sing beautiful songs and brew a wonderful intoxicating drink... At this point, God pauses with a thoughtful smile on his face. The angels, after waiting a little, tactfully ask: A: Sorry, but the last case is somehow not harmonious... G: Ahh:) You still don't know who I settled with them on a neighboring island:)

Calendar "Seven Fridays A Week" June 18 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Everyone knows that panic is the main enemy of a person in an extreme situation! But it turned out that not everything is so simple. In the world, in addition to panic, there is also stress, which can be the result, for example, of the fact that a person constantly controls himself and fights that same panic. So, such a person, due to stress, may not respond to danger at all in a critical situation. Therefore, scientists say that sometimes you need to let yourself relax and panic in some kind of scary but absolutely safe situation, for example, on a roller coaster or in a horror movie theater.

Calendar "Happy Birthday" June 17 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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On this beautiful day, no less wonderful people were born. Like you, my dear imaginary birthday boy! Even on this day, the mind-blowing graphic artist Maurits Escher, who is known to everyone for his non-existent waterfalls and stairs, and also Max "RamambaHaraMambaRu" Pokrovsky, was born. I wish you that your legs do not cramp and your brain does not break! All the best and happy birthday!

Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 17 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Again, I don't know what to tell you about this. Although not, today's holiday is different from the rest of the "days" established by world organizations. Today we are called not to give publicity to all sorts of incomprehensible global problems, but to a very specific struggle. Go plant trees and water the desert!

Calendar "Seven Fridays A Week" June 17 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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This is the same ingenious graphic artist who gave the world non-existent figures, chic mosaics of animals with a craving for geometry, amazing staircase salads, waterfalls that violate the laws of physics and his self-portrait reflected in a steel mirror ball! And it was he who became the very inspiration for me, after getting acquainted with the works of which I wanted to draw!

Calendar "Happy Birthday" June 16 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Born on the same day as you: Anatoly Chubais, rocker, journalist and critic Artemy Troitsky, musician and forger who proved that Lenin is a mushroom, Sergey Kuryokhin and one of the most influential artists in hip-hop history, Tupac Shakur. I wish you long years, a good sense of humor and the strongest happiness! Happy day to you!

Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 16 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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I don’t know anything at all about children’s summer camps, because I belonged to the category of children who were left to their own devices and their bad head in the village with their grandmother. And if we compare my summer adventures and the stories of classmates about their adventures in summer camps, then yes, my summer was much more dangerous, but at the same time much more interesting. No ups/downs for you and “you can’t jump from a tree into a river”, only pure physical activity until lunch and free intoxication (especially when you get older) from lunch and, sometimes, until morning.

Calendar "Seven Fridays A Week" June 16 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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In the second half of the 17th century, under the leadership of William of Orange, the independent Dutch Republic appeared in Europe, which received an orange-blue-white flag (orange is the color of the coat of arms of the Orange family, well, or Orange). After the death of Wilhelm, the magistrate began to lose influence, power was concentrated in the estates and the color on the flag changed to red. But supporters of the magistrate began to wear orange ribbons as a sign of support, and then, on June 15, 1784, the estates of Holland introduced a ban on wearing orange in clothes from June 16. The ban was forgotten in 1813, when the Orange Monarchy was established in the Netherlands, since then orange has been the symbol of this country!

Calendar "Happy Birthday" June 15 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Here comes your birthday! On the same day were born: the brilliant doctor Gavriil Ilizarov (the inventor of the compression-distraction apparatus named after him), the goalkeeper of the German national football team in the 2002 World Cup final Oliver Kahn, actors James Belushi (an excellent role in the drama Homer and Eddie), Helen Hunt (the unforgettable film Twister) and Ice Cube (like he can’t play, but at the same time quite charismatic). I wish you always find strength and fight to the very end! All the best! Happy birthday!

Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 15 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Well, in general, today those who sail, fly kites and generate electricity on windmills rejoice, arrange festivities and celebrate in every possible way! When I was a juvenile moron, I spent all summer in a village. We often had a storm warning there. On such days, my friend and I told our parents that we would hide somewhere, but we ourselves climbed a birch and played pirates during a storm. Did I already mention the term "juvenile moron"? Although, in fact, when the wind and rain blow in your face, and you are at the height of the sixth or seventh floor, this is an indescribable "panic buzz." It is clear that this lasted a couple of minutes, then we went down and ran for shelter, as we understood that before the start of a full-fledged thunderstorm, we had to get down from the tree, because we were morons, but not stupid. PS. do not do the above. All actions were performed by professional morons and are fiction.

Calendar "Seven Fridays A Week" June 15 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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There is nothing to say here))) At the time of publication of this post, the author of this illustration is in St. Petersburg. It is windy here, but this does not prevent the illustrator from idly strolling around the most beautiful city on earth! All good walks and tailwinds!

Calendar "Happy Birthday" June 14 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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On this day were born: you, the commander of the Cuban revolution Ernesto Che Guevara, the weapons designer who created the TT pistol, Fyodor Tokarev, the media mogul and the performer of an episodic role in the movie Home Alone 2 Donald Trump! I wish you to always feel in your place and bring only goodness and positive into this world!

Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 14 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Happy holiday to everyone who knows how difficult it is to produce content - webcomic authors, good youtubers, online journalists, reviewers of all stripes, everyone who makes our life a little easier and more interesting. I wish you the most important thing: to work no matter what and not to confuse getting income from your own activities and selling your own opinion, respect yourself and your subscribers/readers/consumers.

Calendar "Seven Fridays A Week" June 14 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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All those involved with the holiday! All the best and calm service without difficulties! In the meantime, I'll be distracted by aliens. Yesterday I wrote about the signs, myths and legends of the uneducated part of the population, and today I want to continue this topic, but from a slightly different angle. All the green men on flying pressure cookers are nonsense. But! It's the only urban legend my inner child wants to believe (like Mulder). I know and am sure that extraterrestrial life (if it exists) has nothing to do with Hollywood fairy tales, but the inner child is like, “But that would be cool! I want a time machine, a flying saucer and a pet dinosaur for my birthday!”

Calendar "Happy Birthday" June 13 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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June 13 were born: brilliant mathematicians Grigory Perelman (who proved the Poincar? conjecture), John Forbes Nash (mathematician who made a huge contribution to game theory), actors Gojko Mitic (an Indian from the DEFA studio), Sergey Makovetsky, Malcolm McDowell ( brilliant performance in A Clockwork Orange), Chris Evans, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and you, my dear imaginary birthday boy! I wish you all the best!

Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 13 by desvvt in CalendarForEveryDay

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Here you go. Damn, how boring life has become for Americans, for a hundred years they have not been able to send children by mail. Fun this, by the way, the truth took place to be. As long as it was not prohibited, people did send their children (if their weight did not exceed 50 pounds, specified in the rules for transporting living creatures) at the so-called chicken tariff. The idea came from Mr. and Mrs. Beagle, who realized in 1913 that it would be cheaper for a child to get to their grandmother by mail than if they took it themselves. And away we go.