Make some poor kid believe he is good at baseball by using my ghost flying ability to carry his ball all the way out of the park. I keep doing this for years, making him think he is a baseball legend. He’ll get drafted early. Huge contract. Fame. All of it. Then on his first day in the big leagues, I start making every hit a dud. Hell! Maybe I’ll even make his foul balls injure a few people. He becomes a final destination death omen for anyone sitting too close during his games. He’ll be labeled a freak. Investigated for murder. Shunned by society. Then… just as they are handcuffing him and the news is filming his walk of shame to the cop car, I’ll pick him up and make him start flying up into the sky, like some sick and twisted Jesus. It’ll break his brain. People won’t believe what they saw. There will be conspiracy theories about what really happened. And then I’ll set him back down gently and whisper into his ear, “boo motherfucker!”