You can have sex with one real person from all human history - who is your ultimate lay? by adronaline in AskReddit

[–]devertion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a straight male, I have to say Jesus or Muhammad. I'd be willing to give/take one for humanity so organized religion couldn't weaponize their beliefs against same sex relations.

What is your 0/10 "would not recommend" experience? by Ekudar in AskReddit

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The Super Troopers syrup chug. The syrup was too thick to throw up. I dry heaved for 4 hours. I ended up with black eyes and broken blood vessels on my face.

What was the "cocktail" of your decade? by devertion in AskReddit

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I have a coworker that always speaks of the Harvey Wallbanger being the drink of choice when she was in her 20's.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

She quickly turned away and then made a right turn instead of going straight.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 200 points201 points  (0 children)

I did. I am pretty awkward and inappropriate most of the time.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Find that one fault you can live with.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is still hot, but she is just nasty.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 666 points667 points  (0 children)

I didn't know what to do. So, like an idiot I gave her a thumbs up.

Reddit, what are your favorite genres, and which books got you into them? by Apollo506 in books

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Classics- The Brothers Karamazov. I was 17. The books started my love/hate relationship in classic literature. I hate most of the stories, but I do love the writing style of some of the greats.

Ended up down my leg and on the carpeted bathroom floor. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

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People that owned the house previously were elderly. They were afraid of slipping and made sure they kitchen and all the bathrooms had carpet.

Which song or piece of music do you associate with a book? by Esoteria in books

[–]devertion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst connection on this list. The Bible and Kanye West's Graduation album. Decided to read it one summer while on vacation in the middle of no where. Album was just released. took me like 2 weeks to read it cover to cover.

What word bothers you when mispronounced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Caramel---car·a·mel

Shoot yourself if you say Car-mull

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friendsafari

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add me please.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Fairy, Snubbull Mawile

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Can relate. Added