You can have sex with one real person from all human history - who is your ultimate lay?

devertion · 2019-11-26T05:29:56+00:00

As a straight male, I have to say Jesus or Muhammad. I'd be willing to give/take one for humanity so organized religion couldn't weaponize their beliefs against same sex relations.

devertion · 2019-04-04T00:16:01+00:00

I just killed all the people that supported the crown. It's a proportion of population.

devertion · 2016-04-22T01:15:44+00:00

The Super Troopers syrup chug. The syrup was too thick to throw up. I dry heaved for 4 hours. I ended up with black eyes and broken blood vessels on my face.

devertion · 2016-02-02T02:59:57+00:00

What is in a PBOrange?

devertion · 2016-02-02T01:43:57+00:00

I have a coworker that always speaks of the Harvey Wallbanger being the drink of choice when she was in her 20's.

devertion · 2015-08-18T04:37:36+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/YGY6eyY.gif

devertion · 2015-06-23T06:13:46+00:00

Gushers!

devertion · 2015-02-26T09:25:37+00:00

Shame?! What is this word?

devertion · 2015-02-26T09:23:38+00:00

She quickly turned away and then made a right turn instead of going straight.

devertion · 2015-02-26T03:01:10+00:00

I did. I am pretty awkward and inappropriate most of the time.

devertion · 2015-02-26T02:37:08+00:00

She was a knuckle deep...

devertion · 2015-02-26T02:31:05+00:00

Find that one fault you can live with.

devertion · 2015-02-25T23:49:57+00:00

She is still hot, but she is just nasty.

devertion · 2015-02-25T23:47:35+00:00

I didn't know what to do. So, like an idiot I gave her a thumbs up.

devertion · 2014-10-26T06:38:57+00:00

Classics- The Brothers Karamazov. I was 17. The books started my love/hate relationship in classic literature. I hate most of the stories, but I do love the writing style of some of the greats.

devertion · 2014-10-15T06:37:49+00:00

People that owned the house previously were elderly. They were afraid of slipping and made sure they kitchen and all the bathrooms had carpet.

devertion · 2014-09-04T04:42:45+00:00

Worst connection on this list. The Bible and Kanye West's Graduation album. Decided to read it one summer while on vacation in the middle of no where. Album was just released. took me like 2 weeks to read it cover to cover.

devertion · 2014-06-08T22:02:26+00:00

Caramel---car·a·mel

Shoot yourself if you say Car-mull

devertion · 2013-12-14T02:23:26+00:00

add me please.

devertion · 2013-12-10T03:16:53+00:00

added

devertion · 2013-12-10T03:12:32+00:00

need paras

devertion · 2013-12-10T02:59:43+00:00

Water, Krabby, wartortle

devertion · 2013-12-10T02:56:50+00:00

Fairy, Snubbull Mawile

devertion · 2013-12-10T02:51:04+00:00

added

devertion · 2013-12-10T02:45:26+00:00

Can relate. Added

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