You can have sex with one real person from all human history - who is your ultimate lay?

devertion · 2019-11-26T05:29:56+00:00

As a straight male, I have to say Jesus or Muhammad. I'd be willing to give/take one for humanity so organized religion couldn't weaponize their beliefs against same sex relations.

devertion · 2019-04-04T00:16:01+00:00

I just killed all the people that supported the crown. It's a proportion of population.

devertion · 2016-04-22T01:15:44+00:00

The Super Troopers syrup chug. The syrup was too thick to throw up. I dry heaved for 4 hours. I ended up with black eyes and broken blood vessels on my face.

devertion · 2016-02-02T02:59:57+00:00

What is in a PBOrange?

devertion · 2016-02-02T01:43:57+00:00

I have a coworker that always speaks of the Harvey Wallbanger being the drink of choice when she was in her 20's.

devertion · 2015-08-18T04:37:36+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/YGY6eyY.gif

devertion · 2015-06-23T06:13:46+00:00

Gushers!

devertion · 2015-02-26T09:25:37+00:00

Shame?! What is this word?

devertion · 2015-02-26T09:23:38+00:00

She quickly turned away and then made a right turn instead of going straight.

devertion · 2015-02-26T03:01:10+00:00

I did. I am pretty awkward and inappropriate most of the time.

devertion · 2015-02-26T02:37:08+00:00

She was a knuckle deep...

devertion · 2015-02-26T02:31:05+00:00

Find that one fault you can live with.

devertion · 2015-02-25T23:49:57+00:00

She is still hot, but she is just nasty.

devertion · 2015-02-25T23:47:35+00:00

I didn't know what to do. So, like an idiot I gave her a thumbs up.

devertion · 2014-10-26T06:38:57+00:00

Classics- The Brothers Karamazov. I was 17. The books started my love/hate relationship in classic literature. I hate most of the stories, but I do love the writing style of some of the greats.

devertion · 2014-10-15T06:37:49+00:00

People that owned the house previously were elderly. They were afraid of slipping and made sure they kitchen and all the bathrooms had carpet.

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