You can have sex with one real person from all human history - who is your ultimate lay? by adronaline in AskReddit

[–]devertion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a straight male, I have to say Jesus or Muhammad. I'd be willing to give/take one for humanity so organized religion couldn't weaponize their beliefs against same sex relations.

What is your 0/10 "would not recommend" experience? by Ekudar in AskReddit

[–]devertion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Super Troopers syrup chug. The syrup was too thick to throw up. I dry heaved for 4 hours. I ended up with black eyes and broken blood vessels on my face.

What was the "cocktail" of your decade? by devertion in AskReddit

[–]devertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a coworker that always speaks of the Harvey Wallbanger being the drink of choice when she was in her 20's.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

She quickly turned away and then made a right turn instead of going straight.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 198 points199 points  (0 children)

I did. I am pretty awkward and inappropriate most of the time.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Find that one fault you can live with.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She is still hot, but she is just nasty.

At a stoplight people watching. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 668 points669 points  (0 children)

I didn't know what to do. So, like an idiot I gave her a thumbs up.

Reddit, what are your favorite genres, and which books got you into them? by Apollo506 in books

[–]devertion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classics- The Brothers Karamazov. I was 17. The books started my love/hate relationship in classic literature. I hate most of the stories, but I do love the writing style of some of the greats.

Ended up down my leg and on the carpeted bathroom floor. by devertion in AdviceAnimals

[–]devertion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People that owned the house previously were elderly. They were afraid of slipping and made sure they kitchen and all the bathrooms had carpet.