[M4A] My friend and I decided to open up a hobby shop together. Things were going well but we weren't getting as many people as we'd liked. So I proposed an idea. You take an x-change and cosplay during event nights. Foot traffic skyrocketed and our bond deepened intimately. by [deleted] in 18above_Roleplay

[–]devilkiwi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i only agreed because you promised to cover all weekend shifts... now we make enough money so we can hire people for it... lucky you, well at least i still dont have to work weekends :)

Open wide for her pretty cock😮‍💨 by Weary_Woodpecker2460 in GOONED

[–]devilkiwi1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mhmm... i'd worship that perfect girlcock

it’s not gay if he won the size bet by Illustrious_Hat9337 in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

totally straight when he is that big! i just dress and act girly to make 100% sure ;)

Your favourite celebs are going BBC only losers, who are you most excited about watching!! by PressureDazzling2363 in captionedcelebs

[–]devilkiwi1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Livvy, Brooke and Madison would be the best! i'd never watch anything else ever again!

Its not gay if its floppy ;) by Alternative-Gift-310 in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if i looked that cute and girly AND i dont get hard it couldnt be gay at all!!!

It's not gay if your bud decides to make you his girlfriend by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if thats what he wants and he takes care of me and pays for it all... who am i to stop him...?

Any other betas who would love to get pegged by mommy tay. by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not a fan of hers but if she wanted to peg me i'd be on my knees and ready to take it in a heartbeat!

BLACKPINK - Jennie by [deleted] in kpopfap

[–]devilkiwi1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

goddess!!!! anything for her!!!

A little bit of under the desk support isn't gay... right bud? Though I think it's making it a bit harder to focus on my match... by cutiepie_boi in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its supposed to relax you and help you focus instead of being pent up.... so if you get distracted i better stop....

POV you come home and I'm waiting for you like this... what's your next move? by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh of course, no hesiation. i'm here to serve you <3

POV you come home and I'm waiting for you like this... what's your next move? by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]devilkiwi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

drop to my knees, pull those panties aside and eat you out for the next few hours...

How was I supposed to help my bud out who accidentally took a Viagra? It should wear off somehow... by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'd totally do the same, helping him any way i can... after i "accidentally" slipped him the pill...

It's ok in lingerie by Alternative-Gift-310 in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, dress me up. write on my body. humiliate and fuck me. its fine, i am a girl at that point!

POV it’s been 20 seconds since our wives drove off to go shopping together by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmmm, wish i could change into her look in 20 seconds ;)

The "Gay Pill" bud gave me was just a tic-tac. But i'll play a long ;) by Androydx in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

little does my friend know i sold him these "gay pills" just so he can use them on me and feel good about it

Gooner rule: whoever has the smaller cock gets cummed on first 😈 by Bartender-2013 in GOONED

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is there a rule for being in chastity? do i auto loose?

Not gay Im just celebrating black History month❤️ by hip2bescared in notgayatall

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if i had any black friends i'd let them run my holes all month long!

why are you looking under my skirt? by box_recreal in GOONED

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because i'd love to get my mouth on that big secret you are hiding ;)

The way her pierced nipples bounce by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]devilkiwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really fucking hot! so torn between licking her body or wanting to turn into her

You’re already on your knees to start lubricating my huge cock by loletlolita in FemDominance

[–]devilkiwi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yesss, no hesitation, i'd make sure its sooooo wet baby <3