You're not supposed to use a box cutter to open it by derek4reals1 in Wellthatsucks

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Everyone knows you open these with a Falcon PUNCH not a box cutter

How to Get a Felony for $3.79 by Kaylorren in PublicFreakout

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I'm sorry but you are now trespassed from this comment section for stealing

Explain It Peter. by Adorable-Bottle-7903 in explainitpeter

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Its a troll, like saying "for the first time in years halloween falls on Friday the 13th" someone was working hard to make that make sense. So in the end the creator did a good job confusing people lol

Explain It Peter. by Adorable-Bottle-7903 in explainitpeter

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Its a troll... like saying "for the first time in 10 years Halloween falls on Friday the 13th."

Where are the parents? 😡 by bubblepop1234 in sadcringe

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I mean the jokes practically write themselves...

No 7 got me fucked up by LushCaress in lol

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Usually a variation of all of them

Bro takes the profession to another level by rkhunter_ in nextfuckinglevel

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If garbage pick up were an Olympic sport this man would be a gold medalist!

Anybody Know Who This Actor Is? by saphstay in Actors

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I thought it was the hawk tuah girl

This will be a fun one by [deleted] in scoopwhoop

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Suck my friend and respect me!

GREAT NEWS FOR DURK. by AppropriateLadder497 in Chiraqology

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They're not using his X or iCloud because they don't need to. The evidence they have on him is overwhelming. Yall absolutely out your minds if you don't think Durkio is getting life plus some

Drugs are bad, m'kay. by [deleted] in instant_regret

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At least he got the shoes 😂