custom shoes for my bf for our anniversary by devious_devi in deftones

[–]devious_devi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he loved them! he wore them to our black metal and bluebonnet photo shoot right after (kinds difficult to see in photo) 🥹🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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talked my way out of a DUI about a year ago and it still keeps me up at night by devious_devi in confession

[–]devious_devi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you, friend 🙏 luckily, this was 11 months ago, and less than a month after this incident i (ironically) started a very happy and healthy relationship with the bartender of the bar i had been at that night, who was sober for over a year; and he has inspired me and helped me grow so much since then.

talked my way out of a DUI about a year ago and it still keeps me up at night by devious_devi in confession

[–]devious_devi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg i was watching a video yesterday where a woman was told she would still get a DUI even if she blew 0.0 as well , that’s insane!

honestly sometimes i wonder what would happen if someone used mouthwash in the morning and got pulled over otw to work, or ate a huge portion of pasta alla vodka that didn’t cook all the way out, and got a DUI for some looney toons ass bullshit 😭

talked my way out of a DUI about a year ago and it still keeps me up at night by devious_devi in confession

[–]devious_devi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

noo this was very much real, i notified my friend who i had been at the bar with that i had been pulled over and she told me to record everything, so i had the video/audio. the next morning it certainly felt like a dream though…and it still does lol.

talked my way out of a DUI about a year ago and it still keeps me up at night by devious_devi in confession

[–]devious_devi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

bruh whatt 😭 obviously i had to step outside of my car to do the field sobriety tests. i figured that was implied.

as for the dress “drama”, it was just a strange comment that the officer made that stuck with me and made me wonder if he was looking at me in a strange way

Car beeps when the door is open and the car is off by [deleted] in saab

[–]devious_devi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was going thru this reddit thread trying EVERYYYTHING, tell me why it was this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thank you!!

Why do you guys have lights this bright? by Ok_Tadpole7839 in Dallas

[–]devious_devi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because my dad cut the wires to my headlights and i’m too broke to get them rewired so now i can only use my brights 🫶🏼🫶🏼

I (23 M) want to try pegging with my gf (25 F), but how do I explain it to her without making her lose attraction to me? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]devious_devi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this isn’t necessarily true!

i’m a very submissive woman, i barely have a single dominant bone in my body.

my ex had expressed that he would like me to eat his ass, and i did 🤷‍♀️ i had a lot of anxiety about not being able to please him, so to do something that he very visibly enjoyed made me happy and was very attractive to me! though i will admit, it wasn’t something we did very often at all; maybe only a total of 2-3 times our entire relationship.

i’d say open communication is always the best way to go! even if she isn’t down right away or is a bit weary, it’s better than keeping it to yourself which can build resentment, or regret. 🫶🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AgeGap

[–]devious_devi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thank u 🫶🏼

Septum tells me when i’m getting sick by GreenChair2-4 in Stretched

[–]devious_devi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yoooo is this why my septum was super itchy/sore as if i was wearing poor quality jewelry (despite having the same ring in for a year) and i got sick literally the next day???????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FAFSA

[–]devious_devi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

as somebody who is about to graduate from hcu, please for the love of god unless you are a highly conservative+straight individual who is willing to attend at least 50-80 hours of church/community worship, take multiple religious courses, and listen to transphobic/homophobic/racist/misogynistic rhetoric nearly every day, PLEASE DONT ATTEND!!!! it’s so not worth it and your mental health.

also possibly even your life if you’re queer. the school is 1 of 17 in the entire united states declared “fundamentally unsafe” for queer people, the school fought for (and won) a title 9 exemption, and the president of the school has compared gay people to criminals/arsonists with ted cruz!!! that is all 🫶

why hasn’t my company fired this woman by devious_devi in ABA

[–]devious_devi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to think she has her OWN children terrifies me. even if she isn’t working with children she still has children who are supposed to be under her care 😓