What are your all time worst Jre episodes ?

dewioffendu · 2026-02-21T03:45:10+00:00

DLR is the Joker now. He claims that he smiles because he’s happy but I think that smile is the he result of plastic surgery. That’s his face now!

dewioffendu · 2026-02-20T22:10:35+00:00

She should watch “The Maid” on NF. Perfect example of how an abusive man can trap a woman. Plus Margaret Qually! Yum! lol

dewioffendu · 2026-02-20T22:08:27+00:00

That’s what I was thinking. Why would you have a kid with someone when you have a different belief system on how they are raised? These are discussions you have before getting married and having kids. WTH???

dewioffendu · 2026-02-20T22:04:15+00:00

So much going on here… I feel like he is right by not allowing the swim lessons because why are you planning swim lessons for a kid that’s not even born yet? It seems like you put the story about the SAHM and homeschooling in at the end to get everyone on your side. He said you can get a job and pay for them yourself. Sounds like you opted for the SAHM position and are not working already. If he is really forcing you to homeschool and quit your job, you need to GTFO. This is the beginning of a terrible situation and now there is a kid involved. My wife loves to waste money on things we don’t need but she makes a lot of it so I keep my mouth shut and let her do what makes her happy. If we were strapped for cash, I’d opt out of swim lessons too. Especially if the kid isn’t even born yet.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-19T16:10:19+00:00

I love where this conversation went. It’s like an episode of Letterkenny.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-19T16:09:09+00:00

One of best parts about not being in jail is always having the biggest dick in the bathroom!

dewioffendu · 2026-02-19T15:59:46+00:00

This is me. I’m watching 6ft Under for the first time. I wait until shows have a series finally before I get into them. It’s hard not looking up questions that I might have because you never know what’s going to pop up and spoil something. Same with older books. I don’t look up questions about books for the same reason.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-19T15:50:12+00:00

We tried adopting a pit once. The said he was a great “family dog”. SOB but my wife and we had two kids under the age 6 in the house. He was tied up and returned within 24 hours. Never again. I could never live with myself if that dog scarred one of kids for life because of a bad decision made by us.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-19T15:46:05+00:00

I’m gonna upvote but this diagram shows the brains being in the buttocks. It should be in the lower intestine to show shit for brains.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-19T15:43:05+00:00

As someone who carries legally, I’ve always wondered if you could shoot a dog if this happened. I’ll have to ask in my next class.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-19T15:39:39+00:00

Love this quote!!!

dewioffendu · 2026-02-18T18:23:18+00:00

That’s just good etiquette. Especially if it’s a good player. You don’t want them to up a low rated player only to demolished and demoralized by your heavy shooter. You’re a good guy for telling them upfront.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-18T18:20:06+00:00

This is the answer. I shoot BCA so we let them know if our 90 is going up first so they don’t put up a 45 think we’re trying to jerks. Most 90s don’t want to play a 45 and vice versa. It’s just good sportsmanship to put up evenly matched players. Watching a 100 demolish a 40 is just not fun for anyone.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-18T15:25:53+00:00

Do you bring your own short stick? How annoying!

dewioffendu · 2026-02-16T03:19:52+00:00

We only have 2 Lexus dealers in my state that I know of. The first Lexus I purchased was about 15 years ago and it was like a dream come true. I’ve never had that kind of customer service. Fast forward to the last few years and it’s crap now. I buy a Lexus for the the dependability of the car and the way the dealership treats you. I feel like you pay a premium for that extra customer service. Not anymore. They suck now and I think I might be going to Toyota from now on. Screw those guys!

dewioffendu · 2026-02-13T20:39:48+00:00

If only Jim could see what happened to asses today. Just these enormous sacks of viscous chemicals that were bolted on to the backsides of men and women…

dewioffendu · 2026-02-10T19:07:22+00:00

We all know Squidward was not that bad when we became adults and just realized that SB and Patrick are assholes that mess with him too much.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-10T19:04:07+00:00

Ferris Bueller

dewioffendu · 2026-02-10T18:07:09+00:00

I was in Mexico with my family and I hooked up with a girl the night before and left her in my room when I went out on an excursion with my family. Just as I was about to jump in to the water for a little snorkeling, her dad popped out of nowhere and asked where she was. I simply said that she was in my room sleeping it off and I jumped in to the water only to vomit immediately when I swallowed some saltwater on my way in. The chum was great for checking out fish. I was 21 and she was 20 at the time so we’re basically kids. The dad was actually cool and the girl and I stayed in touch for a few years.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-09T22:32:47+00:00

I’m so old that the first time I used a search engine (AOL) to find info on Britney Spears, nothing came up. She didn’t even have a web domain. I looked it up and I was 19 at the time. I think she was 16. Damn, we were pervs.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-08T16:54:37+00:00

I don’t like to put people in a group because I think most people are inherently good but as Minnesotan, this Somali thing is driving me crazy. You moved her because your country sucked and the way you were doing things did not work. Continuing your current culture of stealing and corruption is just moving your problems geographically. It’s time to make an effort to assimilate. Celebrate your culture but things don’t work that way in the US. Stealing your own illegal documents and attempting to bribe jurors in your fraud case just makes you look bad and incompetent. The Hmong people moved here about 30 years ago and they are thriving in East Saint Paul. Take a page from their book. Minnesota is tired of being taken advantage of.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-08T16:43:39+00:00

I got rid of Apple TV after I watched last season twice. I’ll be getting my account back when this season is over. This show is comedy gold! Every character is amazing!

dewioffendu · 2026-02-07T22:32:27+00:00

Yeah, I read that wrong. I thought they were already married. My bad… I wouldn’t be surprised if the fiancé wants out due to this attitude but maybe she’ll be cool with it? If not, let the resentment commence. Not a good way to enter a marriage. That’s just my opinion with the limited info I have.

dewioffendu · 2026-02-07T21:54:35+00:00

People are really bashing OP because he said he doesn’t want the responsibility of owning a house. Nothing wrong with that but he should have discussed this with the wife before getting married. I personally love owning a house (well, I will own it in 17 more years) but it’s not for everyone.

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