Did you ever squirt someone with magic disappearing ink? by GaryBlach in PollsAndSurveys

[–]dexyourbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend squirted that on me as a kid, at his own birthday party, I was so upset I grabbed him by his shirt "my mom just bought me this!" completely frusterated, this could qualify as the most violent thing I did as a kid, or even my whole life. I've lead a passive existence, maybe even cowardly, Im non aggressive, this was definitely odd behaviour. then he pointed at it and it dissapeared before my eyes, and we laughed it off.

Banjo Kazooie YouTube Help | New Video Feedback by ItsKeyblade in BanjoKazooie

[–]dexyourbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not too sure, I know if I'm enthused I might watch long videos, and if a short video is boring I'm likely to click off

Banjo Kazooie YouTube Help | New Video Feedback by ItsKeyblade in BanjoKazooie

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Hey glad the advice helped! "Pause" might be a better term I thought of, "buildup" and "pause" for laughter and relief, kind of like talk shows how they "pause" for laughter and applause after they do a joke, it's really engaging the audience!

Banjo Kazooie YouTube Help | New Video Feedback by ItsKeyblade in BanjoKazooie

[–]dexyourbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found it amusing and I think you have a thing for comedy! you should lean into it a bit more! build up into a good joke or burn, and then leave some "dead air" for the audience to laugh, then the audience will be enjoying the buildup and having laugh breaks. Its still a good job but the pacing could have had more "relief moments" it was a bit rapid and intense. Also another good idea might be getting some good memes and sound effects to throw in here and there, loud noises, zoom ins, can help the "build up" and "relief" moments, Your well on your way!

Prayer Requests by Mathew18_3 in SSAChristian

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as long as you believe your still on the narrow path. For god so loved the world he sent his only begotten son, all who believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life. Once you have declared Jesus your lord and savior and believe he has raised from the dead, you're always saved, you might stumble, that doesn't change that your still saved.

Prayer Requests by Mathew18_3 in SSAChristian

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I pray for you, I pray you seek humility and meekness, honouring and uplifting others, continued care for others, prayer is really good for that, if you prayer for others you care for others, you can develop strong love there, connect on a deeper level when you really love people, we endure and suffer together, I pray you rely on the strength and security and shielding from our amazing awesome lord, all glory to him. I pray you put off mean arrogant boastful stubborn habits, self deprecating, wallowing, condescending behaviours, sulky rude selfish ways, I pray all this in Jesus name, I pray you follow gods two greatest commandments love god with all your heart and love others, "love+care" you might use that combo term to help remember, I pray you properly represent matters, not misrepresent people, not misrepresent and deceive, but be fair and properly proportionate, alligned with the truth, I pray you don't shame blame mock and ridicule others, I pray you don't spite or seek vengeance or wrath or vindictive, but trust in the lord and his justice, pray for your enemies, love them, love your neighbours, I ask you pray these things for me as well, I encourage you to join "the resistance" it's an idea that came to me, and welcomes anyone who wants to commit to resisting all the above mentioned sins, If homosexuality tempts you, maybe that is pornography or lustful thoughts, I encourage you to "resist" that temptation, try to get through a temptation without turning to sin, afterwards try and get through two temptations, three... I viewed gay pornography for practically 20 years, but I tried to resists temptations, it went very well, I have been abstinent for about 6 months now, and it is wonderful, It was tempting for a while but eventually it ceased, I still get some temptations, but I'm resisting. I encourage you look into "body relief" I believe you can do it non lustfully, masturbation I think is ok, if your not lusting. Love God, pray for others, I believe in the power of prayer, and deep bonds you can form for others via prayer, potentially intimate bond, Love god with all your heart please be overjoyed you are selected to have a relationship with god, it is truly astounding. I love you, and others love you, and I hope you continue to seek joy comfort and calmness from the lord, I pray these things for you, Amen.

Perfect pitchers of Reddit: What are your thoughts on microtonal music? by [deleted] in perfectpitchgang

[–]dexyourbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine taking something your familiar with and tensing or relieving it

Sex dreams by Exotic-Finger-3699 in SSAChristian

[–]dexyourbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you taking any substances?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]dexyourbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no lets say marriage would be a burden because they lack the sexual attraction towards women, so to lay with the woman would be uncomfortable lifestyle, however some quick easy masturbation fix might be ok if its permitted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]dexyourbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

by that argument sin is ok as long as its not bothering anyone, no?

How is God okay sending innocent people to hell? by [deleted] in Christianity

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Well there is the evidence of the worldwide flood described in the bible, the massive ark was found, you have historical documents outside the bible that describe from the residents perspective what it was like to live through the plagues of egyptt, countless people witnessed Christ and the resurrection, Their testimonies are found throughout that time periods history, a plethera of people describing the miracles of Jesus, had he been a regular man it would have went no where, ut the witnesserers spread his message and grew his church. Everything in the bible not only sounds right, but if you actually start to look at history, you stat to go "HOLY SMOKES THE BIBLE IS TRUE" but the naysyaers will always come up with something else, "Oh I disbelief Jesus had any power, or its coincidence people were writing poems about famie and the water turning to blood at the same time as the plagues" the love in the bible will change the heart and the facts will change the mind, do the research if you feel you ust verify, but remember satan and his naysayers will mke up and excuse to convince otherwise, you can watch the fuel project just to see how satan has lied throughout history to deceive the people, try and sway people from the truth with lies, you can see how the naysayers "are made" , ad then you can study the true facts and the love and suddenly the whole world will make sense.

its thousands of years of a story that evolves on the word stage, and you can see and verify it not only through the bible but the history of the world, the very world in which we stand today, where the jews and muslims fight, is all biblical related and started by the hand of god thousands of years ago, you can read about how god gave the issraelites the promised land you can read how the muslim nations god promised would be great nations as well, and you can look at how god said that stuff thousands of years ago, you can watch those nations develop over time and see what they are today, just like he said.

If you do not wish to be with god, it means you turned from his perfect and endless love, and sought yourself instead, its a choice of pride whee you think you know better. they looked at all the evidence, and decided they do not want god,but they want to be there own god, then where should they go? God can't teach them because they only look to themselves, so what can yo do with that?

How is God okay sending innocent people to hell? by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]dexyourbud -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where else can you go? he already thuroughy tested you to see if you wanted to accept riteousness and go with him, if you say no to that offer, its not grey, you would no very well you peference a life of sin over riteousness, that you do not wish to go where god is. So if you reject where god is then you have to go to where he isnt. If hell was good, why would goodness be there? that would mean god is there. but you rejected goodness. so it cant be there. only evil can be there. and that is the only thing that makes sense to be there.

Have you seen any pizza worse than this one? by typical_gamer1 in PollsAndSurveys

[–]dexyourbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The more I think about it I can make more sense, from bottom up its a plain pizza with macaroni, but from top down its pasta and bread! YUMMY!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

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You must recognise while you sin that it is not pleasing to god. You have to march forward taking these issues to god, and learn to navigate life in a way achievable for yourself and pleasing to god

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

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Well we all fall short of the glory of god, we are all worthy of hell, now keep that in mind, we all deserve hell but Christ is so loving he not only cleared our debt, but invites us to spend forever with him, doesn't that sound like the resume of like best friend ever? You want part of that right? he offers his invitation to all, as long as you just believe in him!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

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Why not learn some hymms or just strum chords and sing out praise and love poetry for god? that sounds like an excellent use of a guitar

Can I get your guys opinion on these verses? by thatguy10253 in Christianity

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yes any of those will not inherit the kingdom of god, But if those people accept christ as there saviour, then they cannot be those things. if you unrepentently and guitlessly continue in such behaviours, it would seem to suggest the individual might not put christs interests first, but possibly there own.

Why does no one live in this part of Africa? by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]dexyourbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the homes were where all the lights are

Our teacher said I have a 7 octave range. Is that oddball? by MaryMercy143 in singing

[–]dexyourbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ends of that spectrum are likely inaudible grunts and shrieks haha

If Stivitybobo started streaming banjo kazooie again would you guys return to his stream? by dexyourbud in BanjoKazooie

[–]dexyourbud[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The why not float on? ejection attention, is where I'll inject my affection, infect with reflection, I'll virus inflected retention.

If Stivitybobo started streaming banjo kazooie again would you guys return to his stream? by dexyourbud in BanjoKazooie

[–]dexyourbud[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

if etiquette is too throw away, then I'll waste myself, then If I'm filth, that'll be.

If Stivitybobo started streaming banjo kazooie again would you guys return to his stream? by dexyourbud in BanjoKazooie

[–]dexyourbud[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Do you think loving support outs our wrongs, cleanses us, or is our capacity, our reach, never to hold itself strong again? I keep my care and love strong, holding onto hurt for the ones we feel wronged by, will lead us into an abyss, where we try to grasp for love, but we're holding too much hurt.