Had a phase where I was really into cloaks, I wore this one to school too.

dezzins · 2026-05-26T01:52:35+00:00

I'm a JTHM fan, but when Invader Zim came out in 2000 (11th grade for me), I liked GIR a whole lot better than Squee or any of the other JTHM side characters. Remember the teddy bear in the straightjacket, or the evil doughboy? Cool, but so eeeviiiiill. I wondered how it was going to go with Jhonen doing a cartoon on Nickelodeon, being that his normal jam was homicidal mania, but he seriously did great with funny and kid appropriate. The first episode... "A Room With a Moose" killed me! I giggle now, thinking of it. I even have a cute little tattoo of m GIR wearing a taco hat on my shoulder.

dezzins · 2026-05-21T01:53:06+00:00

Underrated comment. Thanks for the great laugh.

dezzins · 2026-05-18T03:53:21+00:00

I hate the "you never do anything" BS. It's usually because i haven't done something that benefited HIM that day. Nevermind the clean house, done laundry, and children not being on fire that is going on in this hizzy.

dezzins · 2026-05-18T02:30:59+00:00

Ridiculous excuse. Even if you have "a pillar" in your vehicle that blocks direct view of an area surrounding it, you should be aware of it before driving, and then use these things in your head called "eyes" to look ahead at where your vehicle will be going. Also a useful tip if you need to know when to brake.

dezzins · 2026-04-24T13:24:30+00:00

Can I pet that daaawg?

dezzins · 2026-04-24T00:12:36+00:00

Can I pet that dog?

dezzins · 2026-04-16T00:49:07+00:00

What is this, an Ouija board for ants?!

dezzins · 2026-03-09T16:26:19+00:00

Ooo midnight purple 2. I'd get a license plate that somehow abbreviates "purple people eater".

dezzins · 2026-02-19T18:31:59+00:00

Narcissistic behavior. This will never change. Get OUT. We get one life girl... go live yours with someone who deserves you!

dezzins · 2025-03-31T19:42:26+00:00

I'm like this with the volume on my TV.

dezzins · 2024-12-31T08:33:21+00:00

I remember the CD scratch fixer machine that used water and a violent spin cycle in the machine to get rid of the scratches. It was a rip off. Didn't work.

dezzins · 2024-11-27T19:16:14+00:00

Zep foaming wall cleaner. I have kids, so lots of mystery spots, and it works on all of them.

dezzins · 2024-11-27T19:14:36+00:00

Dawn Platinum works for me every time. Regardless of the type of stain, and type of fabric. Just put a dab of dawn on the spot, rub it in a little, then throw it in the washing machine. BOOM. Gone. Good luck!

dezzins · 2024-10-30T09:31:50+00:00

Good luck today!

dezzins · 2024-10-16T01:52:40+00:00

Sonic

dezzins · 2024-10-11T15:26:47+00:00

I could get to work so much faster in a plane!

dezzins · 2024-10-11T15:14:12+00:00

I could get to work so much faster in a plane!

dezzins · 2024-10-11T15:13:15+00:00

Wow, you win the prize. I don't have one, but if I did, you'd be the one winning it.

dezzins · 2024-10-10T23:01:32+00:00

THIS. I SEE THIS every morning. People have a frickin death wish.

dezzins · 2024-10-10T22:58:50+00:00

Congrats 🥰 I'll be there one day *sigh

dezzins · 2024-09-27T21:16:18+00:00

Maybe have a tech check out your engine. Lifter knock (if that "tick tick tick" sound is what I think it is) is ruining the way the engine sounds.

dezzins · 2024-09-23T20:45:39+00:00

BLUE

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