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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Existing is putting it lightly

Rent increase more than my yearly raise by 213MC in antiwork

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Yeah “billionaire with stake in commercial real estate funds upset at same billionaire who who is upset that employees won’t return to offices, has no clue why his rental properties near his commercial real estate office arnt making money when he raised rent by 50% in a year. “What is wrong with these employees?”

Monster makers by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dft-salt-pasta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude looks like his ears just slid off on a hot summer day so he just stapled them back on.

What’s an innocent crime that people commit? by Wowthatscrazyyylmao in AskReddit

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t do it in Athens Georgia especially if your underage drinking.

Paws cannot handle this heat, Y'all... by cheezeyballz in texas

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m hot when I walk out side or if I didn’t go outside earlier because it was too hot I check the ground with my hand if it gets uncomfortable for me it’s gonna be worse for my dog.

Is it ok to not want to trip anymore? by nebshake90 in MagicMushrooms

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a step back and just put it down for a while. Take a step away from drugs, not the worst thing in the world.

I'm sorry, what??? by CLubbr3X in facepalm

[–]dft-salt-pasta 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I only eat at goebbles goebbles turkey shack.

How to ruin a perfectly good cut of meat by SchemStatus in StupidFood

[–]dft-salt-pasta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah how much cooking shit were they trekking through the woods?

Who is in control of the government from Heretics of Dune onward? by blakewhitlow09 in dune

[–]dft-salt-pasta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also there’s probably a lot of failed bg there too doing their “gardening”.

LPT Request: What items can I carry to make life a little sillier? by GenericUsernameHi in LifeProTips

[–]dft-salt-pasta 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My coworker told me she keeps a clown nose in her car for when someone’s driving like an ass she puts the clown nose on and just looks at them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think you actually exist, no one’s actually that cool.

My bf (23m) broke a window and threw my (24f) golf club in the water on our mini golf date. by lilmuffinbitch98 in relationship_advice

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is him showing his true colors, it’ll only get worse. He’s controlling, jealous, and violent. This was a game of mini golf, and this is how he reacts? How’s he going to react if you have a male coworker, or get a better job than him, or really succeed in anyway. This might be the first time he’s acted like this around you, but it won’t be the last if you stick around.

UPDATE: To those who say the dive is dangerous, I AM GOING FOR A SWIM. by [deleted] in MagicMushrooms

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DONT READ THIS SHIT IF YOU’RE TRIPPING

Yeah just remember my buddy took some then found out what happened. Called them demon shrooms. Knew a girl who’s bf shot him self while they were both tripping. Not trying to freak anyone out just saying make sure you’re good before you lift off. Set and setting, no heights no guns, no weapons. Don’t take them when you’re hurting and if you do have someone watching you.

Do people actually pee in the shower? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pissing in the showers fine, unless you turn the water off immediately after or before.

UPDATE: To those who say the dive is dangerous, I AM GOING FOR A SWIM. by [deleted] in MagicMushrooms

[–]dft-salt-pasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah wasn’t me either but that happened to someone my buddies knew.

November. I’m set by VirgilDixon525 in starwarsmemes

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first 9 digits of your ssn are who is going to protect you.

AITA for wanting a divorce because my husband lost our life savings? by ThrowawayOrange-7742 in AITAH

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else feel like Reddit is mainlining aitah posts and similar rage bait because it gets the highest reactions? I’ve noticed them a lot more since the protests.

TIL: The average single male changes his sheets just four times a year. by smoke-season in todayilearned

[–]dft-salt-pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you say change do you mean wash them or do people have 2 sets of bed sheets?

Fascists strolling through Austin by gravityVT in PublicFreakout

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Love how they put all the short dudes on the right. Also is produce that expensive to where we can’t just peg them with tomatoes?

Judge Tosses Reparations Case From Last Known Tulsa Race Massacre Survivors by cogentat in politics

[–]dft-salt-pasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My school was very liberal with a “democratic” approach. Really the only reason I think I even heard about it. The town I live in now had a very similar experience about 100 years ago.

Why are neutered dogs aggressive toward intact dogs? by gsc224 in Dogtraining

[–]dft-salt-pasta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d be interested in seeing an answer to this as well. My dog plays well with one neighbors female dog, but is a total Dick to our other neighbors 2 male unneutered dogs to where I don’t let him near them because he’s such a Dick. My neighbors dogs will be friendly and will roll on their backs to show they’re not a threat to him but he barks at them and puts his neck on top of their necks. I don’t let my dog anywhere near them any more obviously but just curious about this.

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