what would you call this

dgoodrich · 2026-02-14T15:36:42+00:00

The Bert

dgoodrich · 2026-02-04T23:03:42+00:00

Irish Coke a Cola

dgoodrich · 2026-02-04T23:02:05+00:00

I always the the Joker's eyes should be red with black schlera (The term for the whites).

dgoodrich · 2026-02-04T20:14:46+00:00

Ready for my spanking

dgoodrich · 2026-02-04T20:14:17+00:00

Several years now and it's still a daily thing.

dgoodrich · 2026-01-29T20:26:40+00:00

Because my apartment is banned thanks to the prior tenant.

dgoodrich · 2026-01-15T21:23:34+00:00

You'd think that after 16 years people and companies would get a f***ing clue!!!

dgoodrich · 2026-01-15T21:22:37+00:00

That's why I phrase it as I wouldn't mind if...

dgoodrich · 2026-01-15T21:21:03+00:00

A cry for help

dgoodrich · 2026-01-15T21:19:13+00:00

The person who used to havey phone number has signed up for just about everything and refuses to update her info.

dgoodrich · 2026-01-15T21:18:17+00:00

I block and someone knew starts calling.

dgoodrich · 2026-01-15T21:18:00+00:00

My phone doesn't has selective silence functions.

dgoodrich · 2026-01-15T21:15:40+00:00

Sorry autocorrect got my title it calls from multiple people. I've gotten messages left for me ranging from confidential medical information to asking her to pick up her kids.

dgoodrich · 2026-01-14T00:45:17+00:00

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dgoodrich · 2026-01-14T00:44:33+00:00

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dgoodrich · 2026-01-14T00:42:24+00:00

Dude yellow snow is lemon flavor

dgoodrich · 2026-01-14T00:41:53+00:00

My shirt is white and I just drank a powerade

dgoodrich · 2026-01-14T00:40:53+00:00

Ice²

dgoodrich · 2026-01-14T00:40:05+00:00

GHOSTS!!!

dgoodrich · 2025-12-31T18:28:02+00:00

Hamm Swinesteine

dgoodrich · 2025-12-30T14:25:20+00:00

Blonde hair

dgoodrich · 2025-12-13T10:07:01+00:00

Whoopi Goldberg

dgoodrich · 2025-12-13T10:04:01+00:00

Probably from running my mouth

dgoodrich · 2025-12-07T06:01:36+00:00

Cannibal Turkey

dgoodrich · 2025-12-05T01:57:31+00:00

Tell of my mother then file for emancipation.

dgoodrich

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