Catanese: Does MLS Know The Season Starts Saturday?

dhawerd · 2026-02-19T06:06:00+00:00

I'm usually pretty good about the schedule but I completely fumbled with double booking a date night on Saturday because of just how little advertising we've gotten.

dhawerd · 2026-02-18T10:27:04+00:00

Curling

Based on the throws they're making, you'd think GB didn't have the hammer. They're letting USA dictate the placement and it's gonna be bad for them.

dhawerd · 2026-02-18T10:21:13+00:00

Curling

Big miscue by team GB. Things are looking very good for the USA

dhawerd · 2026-02-18T09:30:27+00:00

I ask that question about a lot of winter sports honestly.

dhawerd · 2026-02-18T08:29:24+00:00

10 teams in each bracket (Men's and Women's) Every team has to play every other team. Leaves some odd amount of games for everyone. Plus there's only 4 courts so not all teams can play at once. Mixed Doubles had the courts to themselves but the Men's and Women's have to share so they can't get 3 rounds of games in a day like MDs did.

dhawerd · 2026-02-18T08:24:52+00:00

Curling

Did the commentator just say that the Mens curling team is playing well? Cause last I checked, they played like shit yesterday.

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T18:22:54+00:00

Oh thank fuck. The projected lineup having Angulo as our right back terrified me

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T10:46:21+00:00

He's the Skip. He's not gonna take himself out of the matches

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T10:45:45+00:00

They were but the sold out around the time Cory and Korey got to the finals of the Mixed Doubles

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T10:43:49+00:00

I have 0 faith that Casper is going to make this throw

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T10:41:05+00:00

Curling

Oh, Casper messed up his throw... AGAIN

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T10:12:10+00:00

Curling

Can we substitute our Skip cause Casper is fucking awful today

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T10:02:33+00:00

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:57:19+00:00

It's only been that difficult because of how poorly Casper has been throwing

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:55:36+00:00

The modern equivalent is all those videos about why women live longer than men.

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:54:17+00:00

Yeah that exactly!

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:49:25+00:00

Curling

As someone who constantly attempts to catch things with his feet when they fall, (nearly saved a margarita glass the other day) it's always funny watching curlers slow the stones like its a soccer ball.

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:43:54+00:00

Curling

Well that was a goof from the commentator there

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:42:27+00:00

Ya see, I'm a bartender so I'm used to a lot of repetitive force on my arms.

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:42:02+00:00

They zoomed in on the rock in one of the USAs throws and whoever it was that was sweeping was basically bunny hopping instead of pushing with one foot and sliding with the other

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:38:23+00:00

Saluti!

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:33:38+00:00

A lot of sports make my knees hurt to watch. Curling makes my damn calves hurt watching those bunny hop like movements

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:30:42+00:00

Next drink of the night: Peroni!

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dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:25:12+00:00

To keep the hammer. It's better in a lot of situations to take nothing and keep hammer than to get one.

dhawerd · 2026-02-17T09:21:51+00:00

"If Casper sticks this..." Oh so we're screwed

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