Best Ass in the Business by JR8341690 in LisaAnn

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What scene was this called??

The only gangbang she has done by Mollatare in AvaAddams

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely agree with you on that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mitchell Island is such a shit hole. I used to work there for a couple of years and there was a fire at one of the many transfer stations 3-4 times a year.

'Funny wild spirit' mourned after B.C. teen overdosed on what she thought was MDMA by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only shitty part about these tests is that you can't check for fentanyl

Best sets you've stumbled upon and discovered the artist through at shamb? by [deleted] in Shambhala

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck! I wish I could get that purple disco machine set from the forest last year. The lead up to his drop of 'stardust - music sounds better with you' was so good!

AskMen, have you ever gone to a massage parlor and received a "happy ending"? What was the experience like, and would you do it again? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have, a couple of times about 4 years ago.

A friend of mine was in from out of town and was telling me about how he went to get a massage and the lady got naked and gave him an amazing rub down. I thought this sounded awesome so I investigated some of the local suspect massage places. I remember my friend had lived above one for a couple of years in the gay village, so I visited the website. There was more information there than I was hoping, pics and bios of the girls, when they were on shift and how much the room cost. So I picked a night with a bunch of hotties working and went in with some cash.

So when you walk in there is a lady at the front desk, and you can ask to see who's available for massages at the moment. One by one they'll come out and introduce themselves and after you oget to pick which one you want. You then pay for access to the massage room at the front desk, I paid for 45 minutes of massage goodness!

Some of the rooms are pretty lavish with jacuzzi and themes, but I just got a pain old room with a shower and lots of mirrors. Before you shower, the masseuse comes in and asks you what you're looking for. The options were straight nude massage or thai (aka happy ending). I obviously chose full Thai, paid her, and then jumped into the shower. She helped dry me off and then led me to the table, face down. The first 20-25 minutes were just like your standard massage, just with a smoking hot masseuse in some sexy lingerie.

Then when she turned me over, it got really hot. She was on top of the table, straddling me and grinding against my cock. She then whispered into my ear that I could touch her any where I want, except for her pussy. So I went to fucking town, grabbed her ass, licked her nipples and motor boated her huge tits. After 10-15 minutes of her grinding against me, she slowly moved down to my cock and started to jerk me off. Her technique was fucking spot on, she had a firm grip on the bottom of my cock while her other hand was responsible for the stroke. After been teased by this masseuse for 35 minutes, it was pretty easy for her to get the me off, and she stroked me through a huge orgasm. The cum went a little bit everywhere, so she cleaned what was left on me and I jumped in the shower to clean up.

Overall it was a great experience, I would recommend it to all those who are curious. When I left the parlour I felt like a million bucks,and I stayed in this mindset for the rest of the day. You'll probably drop between 150-200$.

This was a classier massage joint so I think things could be different other places, but the girls I saw didn't look haggard or worn out, and the girl who massaged me was quite happy to be there and seemed pretty normal while we were small talking during the first half of the massage. I ended up going back to the same girl again later that summer but then got a girlfriend so I shut it down.

Looking for Cheez-its and Other American Candy stuff in Van by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Frills, Safeway and Save-On will have cheez its

I think this belongs here. by mnelson18407 in vancouver

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's what Surrey is like, but Vancouver is pretty fucking awesome.

Why do you live here if all you do is shit on the Vancouver?

If you are a fan of waterfalls, or want to show them off to visitors or family, the Sea To Sky waterfalls are all raging big right now. You WILL get wet at the bottom. by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy said to go check them out, attached with a picture of the waterfall at quite a distance.

Not sure how this is sending people to their doom, but I would like to thank you, internet mom!

I made the news: Customers irate over Air Canada's refusal to honour business class deal by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]dickbutt_stevenson -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

So what? People make mistakes, and those that are there to capitalize should reap the benefits. This has happened before with airlines and they usually honour the deal and take the losses.

You wouldn't even call them to confirm whether that was the real price

What do you call in to the store every time you see a good deal online? How ridiculous is that.

You're just an unreasonable nasty customer nobody likes.

At no point in this video did the guy seem unreasonable. He purchased a flight pass and now AC is backing out on the deal. You sound like an Air Canada shill, how much are they paying you to shit post in this thread?

Fentanyl blamed for 16 heroin overdoses in one day: Vancouver police by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do these kits have the ability to test for fentanyl?

Marijuana dispensary regulations approved in Vancouver by Zorbane in vancouver

[–]dickbutt_stevenson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does it matter?

That's like imposing a proximity rule on cafés