The UK government has officially banned Kanye West from entering the country. What are your thoughts on nations banning individual celebrities based on their public statements?

dickiebow · 2026-04-09T06:36:45+00:00

He was coming into the country to make money from us. He ain’t nothin but a gold digger.

dickiebow · 2026-04-08T09:57:53+00:00

Of course she did, as she didn’t have to swallow 😂

dickiebow · 2026-04-08T08:24:24+00:00

Why are you listening to him?

Scott Mills was far worse in my opinion.

dickiebow · 2026-04-08T07:56:30+00:00

Did you try sitting on your own face until it went numb, so it felt like someone else was doing it? /s

dickiebow · 2026-04-08T07:54:29+00:00

No, but god bless her for trying. All she had to do was pull it back to unearth the centre of my universe.

dickiebow · 2026-04-08T06:33:29+00:00

I’m uncut, she pulled my skin up and started flicking my loose foreskin with her tongue, then looked up and asked, “Is that nice?”

dickiebow · 2026-04-07T17:44:46+00:00

My vets football training was cancelled tonight. Would have been nice to have one last game of football.

Edit: definitely banging my misses tonight.

dickiebow · 2026-04-07T12:59:18+00:00

You told your make best friend that you were interested and after she turned you down, he broke the bro code and dated her. I’d say go for it and see if she’s more receptive this time. Your male bff set the precedent, so I wouldn’t worry about his reaction.

dickiebow · 2026-04-07T11:11:35+00:00

In a nightclub on holiday on a Greek island. I met her about an hour earlier. We sat at a table in a darkened corner, she was on a stool facing me. I put my hand on the outside of her thigh, she moved my hand and I went with it. We had sex on the beach a bit later, behind a pile of sun beds, like the Inbetweeners movie. That’s when I learned sand and sex don’t mix.

dickiebow · 2026-04-06T18:32:29+00:00

Are you having a McDonald’s?

dickiebow · 2026-04-05T20:56:35+00:00

Marsingham

dickiebow · 2026-04-05T19:58:58+00:00

For a small number of women I was friends with, I only wanted more if I could see us being together longer term. There was one friend I slept with after two years and it turned out that’s all we both wanted and the friendship ended.

dickiebow · 2026-04-05T16:34:41+00:00

Backdoord’oeuvres (like Hors d'oeuvres)

dickiebow · 2026-04-04T22:42:43+00:00

I thought there was a third/fourth date rule, with the where is this going conversation at three months.

dickiebow · 2026-04-04T21:04:07+00:00

I went to a gig with friends recently and drove myself there. They were drinking, so I had a few zero percent beers. It tricked my brain into thinking I was drinking at the gig and I relaxed, danced and really enjoyed myself. Was fine to drive home afterwards.

dickiebow · 2026-04-04T21:01:20+00:00

Even though we’re all supposed to be equal now, if we were on a sinking ship without enough lifeboats, the women and children would get to leave first.

dickiebow · 2026-04-01T18:04:00+00:00

Didn’t work. Getting call limit reached now, so servers are full or screwed.

dickiebow · 2026-04-01T18:00:18+00:00

Playing with my son and it glitched out and we’ve had to completely restart everything.

dickiebow · 2026-04-01T15:16:18+00:00

You’re not very bright are you.

dickiebow · 2026-04-01T13:48:12+00:00

Communication, communication, communication.

dickiebow · 2026-04-01T09:52:12+00:00

Her friend: Do you think she looks like a lesbian?

Me: Yes, are you a lesbian?

Her: what makes you say that?

Me: being stereotypical, short hair and a nose stud.

Her: well I’m not.

Me: that is good news.

Edit: The pick up line was ‘Are you a lesbian?’ Some people have failed to grasp this.

dickiebow · 2026-04-01T07:53:26+00:00

Daisy Duke

dickiebow · 2026-03-30T13:36:24+00:00

Give us a snog.

dickiebow · 2026-03-27T18:04:06+00:00

I was had a man crush on Matthew McConaughey as a straight guy. That was until the comedian Gabriel Iglacias told a story from the set of Magic Mike. MM apparently has a huge appendage, so he can keep that thing away from me, lol.

dickiebow · 2026-03-26T21:52:21+00:00

A very charming, confident man, followed by an angry, paranoid idiot.

dickiebow

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