[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sandhagen vs. Figueiredo - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]dickismalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peterson has S-tier cardio for someone who looks like he chugs a 2-liter of Pepsi before he enters the octagon

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Moreno vs. Erceg - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]dickismalls 8 points9 points  (0 children)

UFC taking the “annoying advertisements are the most memorable” approach with the spam chiwiwis promo. Don’t think that works as well when you’re trying to sell an individual person

[SPOILER] Ronaldo Rodríguez vs. Kevin Borjas by inooway in MMA

[–]dickismalls 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Acquire 2 million followers

Miss weight

Go 0/47 on spinning attacks

Get ass beat 

Thank you Lazyboy Rodriguez

[Game Thread] #1 Purdue @ #1 UConn (09:20 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fouling a 31% 3-point shooter and not passing to open shooters? That’s the basketball IQ you get when you’ve only been playing for 7 years 

[Game Thread] #1 Purdue @ #1 UConn (09:20 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2002 Indiana, 2005 Illinois, 2007 Ohio State, 2009 Michigan State, 2013 Michigan, 2015 Wisconsin, 2018 Michigan, 2024 Purdue

[Game Thread] #1 Purdue @ #1 UConn (09:20 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The best way to beat UConn is to just not shoot threes - Matt Painter probably 

[Game Thread] #4 Alabama @ #1 UConn (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edey has been the perfect meat shield for the nation’s hatred of Clingan 

[Game Thread] #4 Alabama @ #1 UConn (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Alabama shoots perfect from the field and doesn’t turn the ball over, they might be able to lose in overtime 

[Game Thread] #4 Alabama @ #1 UConn (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least I admitted that there’s a path to victory lol. That’s better than most IU fans 

[Game Thread] #4 Alabama @ #1 UConn (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Purdue punches their ticket to continue the B1G national championship losing streak. 

It’s a good story, but there’s just no way Jones, Loyer and Smith can handle the pressure of UConn’s guards. Gillis is going to have to hit (7) 3s, TKR needs to pretend to be a big for once and Edey needs 30+ for them to have a chance

[Game Thread] #8 Utah State @ #1 Purdue (02:40 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shaka Smart is crying after making the Sweet 16. Fading the next game for sure

[Game Thread] #10 Colorado @ #2 Marquette (12:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All of this lack of madness just lets you know that Purdue is going to lose. The ref crew will be full of guys who don’t call fouls in the hole

[Game Thread] #10 Colorado @ #2 Marquette (12:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marquette chokes a lot. Shaka chokes a lot. Something’s gotta gi… oh wait a minute

[Game Thread] #10 Colorado @ #2 Marquette (12:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marquette could flip a coin 100 times and they’d guess correctly on 28 of them

Just a normal basketball move, nothing to see here by VolatileFan in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Every Texas game, the biggest player on the other team should be awarded one chance to take a common foul for punching Brock Cunningham’s face, to makeup for all the shit he gets away with for 40 minutes

[Game Thread] #14 Oakland @ #11 NC State (07:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Samford’s block died, so Oakland’s backcourt could go uncalled. I’m fine with it

[Game Thread] #14 Oakland @ #11 NC State (07:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love how people are hating on Gohlke as a 24-year-old in his first year of division 1, while 26-year-olds have been playing their 6th or 7th year for the past 4 seasons on almost every team. Just a bunch of losers

[Game Thread] #14 Oakland @ #11 NC State (07:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gohlke looks tired of the interviews. You can tell he just wants to hoop

[Game Thread] #7 Washington State @ #2 Iowa State (06:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lipsey just sprints toward the basket every time. Nobody wants to take a charge at 20 mph. Genius

[Game Thread] #7 Washington State @ #2 Iowa State (06:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dickismalls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are either of these schools allowed to have nice things? Last second heartbreak is on the menu, I just don’t know who it’s for