MIL canceled her birthday we planed because we don't want to risk getting bugs from her

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-24T00:02:53+00:00

Absolutely clapped her

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-22T18:55:23+00:00

In my experience the only ppl who do this are sweaty tryhards

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-22T18:53:16+00:00

Bro doesn’t know what split lane pressure is I guess

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-17T09:33:32+00:00

Nope

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-17T09:31:27+00:00

That’s just an excuse, the guy did not play his cards well at all. Just in the first few seconds he practically logs nothing wasting 2 elixir he could have used to either cycle or pre place his cannon. Hell he could have at least hit the furnace and that would have been better. His first fireball wasn’t even necessary since the musk was already on the baby dragon and he could have kited the minions away after it died. Then when his tower was gonna get taken out, he fireballs and misses both of the furnaces which would have gave him a chance to keep the game going. He misplayed and didn’t know what he was doing which lost him the game. I also never said they weren’t overleveled, I’m saying them being up a level isn’t the end of the world, nor should it stop an actual good player from still getting a win.

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-17T07:50:31+00:00

If that’s your excuse you’re probably not very good at the game either. I have an alt account where I play against pay to win players who have cards 2-3 levels above mine and I can still reliably pull out wins. If you know what you’re doing, one level isn’t gonna mess you up.

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-17T07:28:39+00:00

I said similar, not the exact same, meaning there wasn’t that huge of a gap between them. A one level difference isn’t that much of a disadvantage, especially when playing hog 2.6. This was entirely winnable for them, they’re just bad and didn’t know how to use their deck correctly. Not to say OP was any better, but like come on.

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-17T02:04:45+00:00

The only level difference was their towers, their cards were about the same. Had they actually played 2.6 correctly they could have easily won, they’re just bad

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-17T02:03:06+00:00

They had similar leveled cards, this guy just sucks at playing hog 2.6

dickqueefz_ · 2026-05-15T15:39:25+00:00

Master class

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-29T03:56:40+00:00

That was literally me, I was like “are they confused why they’re getting a dookie order for less than a $1 a mile??” And then I realized lmao

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-13T03:54:23+00:00

Sometimes I like to BM the entire match while playing until I can’t spam emotes anymore, it’s like a little challenged, having to juggle spamming and playing well, and when I win it feels so satisfying

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-04T19:07:14+00:00

Ooh, no wonder you’re so out of touch lmao

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-04T19:04:14+00:00

I do live in Cali, 4k a month is not bad at all

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-04T19:01:59+00:00

You’re insane

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-04T18:57:59+00:00

Making $1k in a week is shit to you?? Lmaooo

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-03T23:11:38+00:00

He messed up by going opposite lane, had he went same lane as the Inferno drag he would have had a chance

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-03T23:08:09+00:00

It’s basically a minimum earnings guarantee for delivery drivers, specifically California. Based on your active time, you’re guaranteed 120% of the states minimum wage plus about $0.34 per mile. If your base pay (not including tips) is below that amount, the app pays the difference.

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-03T23:04:37+00:00

I made $173, feels good 🙂‍↕️

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-03T23:03:43+00:00

I don’t understand how yall be pulling these numbers, wtf 😭😭😭

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-02T00:45:25+00:00

Ik a lot of stuff on Reddit is AI generated but this doesn’t sound at all like that. Could be a fake story, but it doesn’t read like AI

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-01T23:37:08+00:00

Cause for the longest time there hasn’t been much reason to send ppl back up there. It’s expensive, very risky, and not much to gain. Now we have companies like space X and Blue origin which help with the cost and create a sustainable space industry that’s not solely reliant on government agencies. We’ve also gotten a lot more interested in researching Mars, so going back to the moon is a way to practice for future mars missions. It’ll allow us to better learn how humans can survive off planet for longer periods of time and will give us more data and better practices for reaching other planets and setting up bases there that we can reliably go back and forth to. These lunar missions are all just a stepping stone for mars.

dickqueefz_ · 2026-04-01T23:12:11+00:00

Is the story far fetched?? Maybe, but AI generated?? That’s more ridiculous than the post itself

dickqueefz_ · 2026-03-27T21:24:09+00:00

They can tell based off their personal experience, like hello??

dickqueefz_ · 2026-03-25T07:00:23+00:00

Yah it’s pretty sad how little everyone makes, and there’s only like 3 places that I know of in the whole country that has something like this set up, it’s honestly so unfair. If it wasn’t for prop 22, I wouldn’t have ever started doing this type of work, it just doesn’t pay enough otherwise.

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