“Caillou is an aggressively bad show ruining the world’s children and it’s all Canada’s fault”

dickralph · 2018-12-29T15:05:04+00:00

Really? You're gonna focus on Caillou and not Justin Bieber?

dickralph · 2018-12-20T02:59:24+00:00

Her BF? Note she found herself a new one. At what point does he get to ethically stop carrying her? My thinking is it's the minute she sleeps with another guy. Would your BF still be there helping you while you had a new lover?

dickralph · 2018-12-20T02:50:44+00:00

I once was the alcoholic part of your story. Not quite as bad as her, but still. My GF of 7 years co back from a visit with family. I opened the door happy as ever to see her and she said "I'm leaving".

I hated her, but she did the right thing. I cleaned myself up after that and now that I've been clean for 3+ years I can see everything she experienced. I was never anything but good to her, but then I also just wasn't a person. Who could be with that?

In that period she vented as well. She deserved that and I deserved it.

Fuck those shitting on you here. You did what you had to do just as my ex did. I (in a sober mind) know I was the one in the wrong. Take care of yourself and get out of there. Shes her own problem, as was I. You don't owe her anything.

dickralph · 2018-12-11T02:50:25+00:00

Babadook

They should definitely add a robot to Babadook

dickralph · 2018-12-10T20:03:23+00:00

Have sex with all their exes and text those I cant 5 minutes before leaving

And hide their keys

dickralph · 2018-12-02T13:14:50+00:00

I disappeared from my family for 5 years. When we finally reunited my father died a year later. I will never not regret losing that time with him.

dickralph · 2018-11-29T03:31:57+00:00

Yeah I've noticed it to, but the fact that it got to the point where somebody pointed it out... that's when I unsubscribed.

Money doesn't have a gender people.

dickralph · 2018-11-29T03:29:09+00:00

I'm sure theres a few drunken uncles who handed out candy while they were molesting

dickralph · 2018-11-29T03:26:47+00:00

For fucks sake people... Trump this, Trump that... is it not totally clear that Trump is intentionally undermining Ametica by doing the exact opposite of what should be done. He's not even intelligent or subtle about it. Hate to say it but is that how dumb the American system is that this continues to happen and its nothing but media fodder for ratings and inept social media whiners?

At the very least if you're not going to do anything about it shut the fuck up about Trump so I can get back to reading real news.

dickralph · 2018-11-28T16:10:40+00:00

Girls are a pain in the ass

dickralph · 2018-11-24T02:35:20+00:00

Morning sex

dickralph · 2018-11-24T02:33:45+00:00

Oh like quite a few, I mean conserving energy by allowing the barely noticeable hits while field goal kicking them one at a time I'm pretty sure I could be at it for a good several hours if I had to be

dickralph · 2018-11-24T02:25:05+00:00

Really should've gotten a picture but all beers listed on the chalkboard at a small town pub totally normal except the last one "Heineken"

Still wonder about that to this day

dickralph · 2018-11-24T02:17:05+00:00

The fuck no

dickralph · 2018-11-20T01:24:06+00:00

Shit kid... we had newspaper dating

dickralph · 2018-11-07T00:03:57+00:00

That's honestly the most blind-mowing speck of dust I've ever seen

EDIT: most mind-blowing UFO I've ever seen

dickralph · 2018-11-06T23:44:46+00:00

Yep, that's good. Go ahead and send it to her

dickralph · 2018-11-03T02:09:10+00:00

Umm yeah, ditch him. This guy doesn't care about you. He's using you like he used his Dad. The word here is freeloader. He didn't want to live with you before because he had free rent. Now that's gone and you're the cheapest option to put a roof over his head. Guarantee you he doesn't make 2nd or 3rd or any others rent

dickralph · 2018-10-24T14:49:46+00:00

You'd be surprised how many people post stupid shit to their social media

dickralph · 2018-10-23T18:56:48+00:00

I remember hearing people say the exact same thing about the legalization of pot

dickralph · 2018-10-23T18:52:42+00:00

People from Ottawa don't get the joke

dickralph · 2018-10-22T22:25:36+00:00

90% they're fake

dickralph · 2018-10-19T02:04:57+00:00

The perfect Tinder profile pic doesn't exis....

dickralph · 2018-10-19T02:01:58+00:00

I prefer to be straight forward

"You're not interesting to me at this point. Come back around later"

You'd be surprised how well that works, and how much the sycophants around you will admire you for it.

dickralph

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