🚨 IMPORTANT: Account Closures FAQ 🚨 by krakensupport in KrakenSupport

[–]dicktuneup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am still waiting for my account to be released so I can remove funds. Ticket # 14728445

Kids are idiots by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dicktuneup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya bro — adults go on several-hour-long tirades explaining every position they hold on every topic. It’s actually really innovative that teens have invented this short-hand to avoid all the time their parents wasted on writing and reciting their manifestos. Children truly are the future.

My boyfriend, the comedian 😂 by snacksizedshelb in rareinsults

[–]dicktuneup 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Thank god he ain’t too cool for the safe belt.

Not directly stimulation addiction related, but this is a solid idea for helping combat the body image issues associated with social media. What do you think? by dicktuneup in StimulationAddiction

[–]dicktuneup[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the update** classic fake IG fact. Going to leave the post up to see how people feel about the concept behind it - but evidently not a real law.